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President Demands Romney Stop Criticizing Him
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 June 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/24/2012 4:06:12 PM PDT by John Semmens

President Obama demanded that his presumptive Republican challenger, Governor Mitt Romney, “put aside his criticisms of me until the issue of who is to be the next president is decided by the voters.”

“I would point out that we have one president at a time and one administration at a time, and I think that for the sake of the country Mr. Romney should forebear making any statements that might be construed in a negative fashion by this country’s enemies,” the President said. “The implication that there might not be 100% support for the Administration’s policies gives those who wish us ill an opening they could use to undermine the people’s confidence in their government.”

President Obama pointed out that “there are many secrets of which Mr. Romney is unaware. Consequently, a lot of what he has to say can only be ignorant twaddle. By persisting in his efforts to assail my record he risks not only making himself look foolish, but endangers the well-being of every man, woman, and child in America.”

“The important thing is that voters should remember that I’m on the job 24 hours a day, everyday, working for their benefit,” Obama argued. “It was my decision to kill Osama bin-Laden. I meet weekly with my advisers to determine whether anyone else needs to be killed to protect this country. Mr. Romney has never had to make such weighty decisions. Whether he even could make them is something voters may want to ponder.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/06/23/press-secretary-parries-questions-on-fast-furious-scandal/


TOPICS: Government; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; osama; romney; satire

1 posted on 06/24/2012 4:06:20 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

And, Mitt Romney demands that conservatives/very conservatives stop criticizing Mitt.


2 posted on 06/24/2012 4:09:40 PM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (The world continues to be stuck in a "all leftist, all of the time" funk. BUNK THE FUNK!)
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To: John Semmens

3 posted on 06/24/2012 4:11:53 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93)
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To: John Semmens
BWAhahahahaaa!
4 posted on 06/24/2012 4:13:33 PM PDT by 4Liberty (88% of Americans are NON-UNION. We value honest, peaceful Free trade-NOT protectionist CARTELS)
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To: John Semmens

Whose the as$hate who opened the “Office of the President Elect”?


5 posted on 06/24/2012 4:15:43 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Are you behind a "Blade of Grass?")
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To: John Semmens

“The important thing is that voters should remember that I’m on the job 24 hours a day, everyday, working for their benefit,”


Wow... when does this man sleep? Or play golf, or eat a dog, or walk the door, or vacation??

Hey Obama, why not take a nice.. long. PERMANENT vacation. You can leave now. Plugs can cover for ya.


6 posted on 06/24/2012 4:16:03 PM PDT by cableguymn (If your policies are pushing the economy in to headwinds.. TURN YOUR POLICY AROUND!)
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To: John Semmens
“The important thing is that voters should remember that I’m on the job 24 hours a day, everyday, working for their benefit,” Obama argued

Then he sat down on the curb and pooped his pants.

7 posted on 06/24/2012 4:16:07 PM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: John Semmens

8 posted on 06/24/2012 4:17:29 PM PDT by 4Liberty (88% of Americans are NON-UNION. We value honest, peaceful Free trade-NOT protectionist CARTELS)
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To: John Semmens
Whack job. I won't even begin to point out the hypocrisy regarding how he and other treated Bush (and he wasn't even running against him in an election!), much less the fact that the job of anyone in an election is to point out where they differ than their challenger. To not do that would be no campaign.

Obama is truly a whacko.

9 posted on 06/24/2012 4:20:01 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: IrishPennant

10 posted on 06/24/2012 4:20:18 PM PDT by 4Liberty (88% of Americans are NON-UNION. We value honest, peaceful Free trade-NOT protectionist CARTELS)
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To: 4Liberty

Ding Ding Ding


11 posted on 06/24/2012 4:23:06 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Are you behind a "Blade of Grass?")
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To: GOP Poet

I think you should check the source of the article...


12 posted on 06/24/2012 4:23:57 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: John Semmens

If the usurper wants people to quit criticizing him, he should resign and confess his treason!


13 posted on 06/24/2012 4:24:12 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Sworn to Defend The Constitution Against ALL Enemies, Foreign and Domestic. So Help Me GOD!)
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To: John Semmens

I realize this article is strictly satire, but it wouldn’t surprise me if Obama really did make a statement like this sometime between now and November.


14 posted on 06/24/2012 4:24:41 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: John Semmens

Obama, if you weren’t a worthless, Marxist POS who despises American values, we might not loathe you as much as we do. Where was YOUR respect when W. was President? You don’t like it now that everyone who has half a brain knows that you are one more colossal socialist Failure. Bob


15 posted on 06/24/2012 4:26:26 PM PDT by alstewartfan ("Bedroom eyes and boardroom faces---Oh where will it lead?" from Red Toupee by Al Stewart)
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To: John Semmens

oh geez poor thing, sarc!


16 posted on 06/24/2012 4:26:46 PM PDT by television is just wrong
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To: John Semmens

You’re getting funnier and funnier each time. Thanks for the laugh of the day.


17 posted on 06/24/2012 4:30:10 PM PDT by kitkat (Obama, ROPE and CHAINS.)
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To: John Semmens

0bama is making your job easier and easier.


18 posted on 06/24/2012 4:32:26 PM PDT by Excellence (9/11 was an act of faith.)
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To: 4Liberty

I wonder if he will get one made in November that says “ The Office of the Preident Un elect”?


19 posted on 06/24/2012 4:32:26 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The democratic party is the greatest cargo cult in history.)
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To: John Semmens

“...President Obama pointed out that “there are many secrets of which Mr. Romney is unaware....”

Sure there are many secrets Usurper in Chief. Many of them involve your past. THings like where you were born, your college transcripts, writings, associations. Your TRUE SS#, not the one(s) you stole and called your own. Things like that Mr. UiC.


20 posted on 06/24/2012 4:33:02 PM PDT by NCC-1701 (In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
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Gabor Steingart: “Obama missed the point”

Published on Jun 22, 2012 by handelsblatt

Barack Obama accuses Handelsblatt op-ed writer Glenn Hubbard, Mitt Romney’s chief economic adviser, of breaking with tradition by taking the election campaign abroad. Our editor-in-chief Gabor Steingart responds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MDT_NwY81A&feature=player_embedded


21 posted on 06/24/2012 4:34:15 PM PDT by Hotlanta Mike (Resurrect the House Committee on Un-American Activities (HUAC)...before there is no America!)
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To: John Semmens

So Barry is still smoking dope


22 posted on 06/24/2012 4:35:51 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Legalize Freedom!!)
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To: John Semmens

We should send him some cheese to go with his whine. LOL


23 posted on 06/24/2012 4:38:32 PM PDT by siamesecats (God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
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To: GreenHornet

This tone has already been thrown out there by 0zer0 regarding his wet-poop foreign policy.


24 posted on 06/24/2012 4:43:19 PM PDT by Notwithstanding (Christ Jesus Victor, Ruler, Lord and Redeemer!)
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To: John Semmens

you know what i really like about postings from this website?

sitting back and watching freezers who missed that is satire go completely insane.

every time, take it to the bank. er, i mean, take it to your SHTF silo.


25 posted on 06/24/2012 4:45:06 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: John Semmens
President Obama demanded that his presumptive Republican challenger, Governor Mitt Romney, “put aside his criticisms of me until the issue of who is to be the next president is decided by the voters.”

HA! Good luck with that, OTrauma.

26 posted on 06/24/2012 4:51:57 PM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: John Semmens

DAMMIT JOHN, ya got me. LOL


27 posted on 06/24/2012 4:52:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: John Semmens

Hahaha! Great satire, but yet once again, it could be sooo true!


28 posted on 06/24/2012 5:00:46 PM PDT by Thorliveshere
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To: John Semmens
I assumed this was satire when I opened it, and was right this time.

LOL, I was wrong the other day, though, when I saw the thread about the WH suggesting donations to his campaign as an alternative to a wedding registry gift. I was SURE that was satire!

29 posted on 06/24/2012 5:16:22 PM PDT by mombonn (God is looking for spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.)
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To: John Semmens

Another good one John. Enjoyed.


30 posted on 06/24/2012 5:19:19 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens
for the sake of the country

that's what Chavez said

31 posted on 06/24/2012 5:29:23 PM PDT by tsowellfan (Should Obama recuse himself from making any decisions on immigration?)
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To: RedMDer

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32 posted on 06/24/2012 5:29:59 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common anymore.)
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To: Future Snake Eater

The good thing about satire is that it’s often so close to reality you sometimes get fooled...

June 20 2012... “President Barack Obama scolded Mitt Romney and his campaign late Tuesday for violating the unwritten rule that American politics stops at the water’s edge by criticizing him overseas.

“I would point out that we have one president at a time, and one administration at a time,” Obama said as he wrapped up a trip to Mexico centered on a summit of the Group of 20 nations.”

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/obama-romney-president-time/story?id=16607446#.T-exyJF0FSU


33 posted on 06/24/2012 5:35:01 PM PDT by tsowellfan (Should Obama recuse himself from making any decisions on immigration?)
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To: Cobra64

Perfect! LOL!


34 posted on 06/24/2012 5:40:51 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

35 posted on 06/24/2012 5:48:54 PM PDT by frankenMonkey (This tagline for rent. Inquire within.)
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To: John Semmens

Ugh


36 posted on 06/24/2012 5:56:21 PM PDT by jcsjcm (This country was built on exceptionalism and individualism. In God we Trust - Laus Deo)
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To: John Semmens

Oh boo freaking hoo! How about more than half the voters in this country criticizing 0Bammy...


37 posted on 06/24/2012 6:26:02 PM PDT by Ranger Warrior ("To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards out of men." - Abraham Lincoln)
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To: tsowellfan

That is the interesting thing about the times we live in...the opposition is so insane that we can believe they’d say just about anything.

Interesting quote, BTW, I didn’t see that one. What a tool.


38 posted on 06/25/2012 2:20:34 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: Hotlanta Mike

Ouch, smackdown. Don’t think the White House will be renewing its Handelsblatt subscription (at least until next January, that is).


39 posted on 06/25/2012 2:42:57 PM PDT by Moltke (Always retaliate first.)
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