DUmmie FUnnies 06-25-12 (5 Signs That You're a Moonbat)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 25, 2012 | James Fallows, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I won't be paying to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The premise is too absurd since (other than Liza Minelli's ex) Vampires don't exist. However, I would definitely watch Abraham Lincoln: Moonbat Hunter since there is a plethora of Moonbats out there. Many of the Moonbats are hidden until they break out of their protective covering as happened to James Fallows of Atlantic Magazine. You can read about Fallow's self-exposure as a Moonbat in NEWSBUSTERS. For years Fallows kept his inner Moonbat well hidden until he exposed himself with an article titled, "5 Signs the United States Is Undergoing a Coup." And now that he has revealed himself, the DUmmie Moonbats have bonded with him with a THREAD of the same title: "5 Signs the United States Is Undergoing a Coup." So let us now watch the DUmmies reveal their inner Moonbat in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, welcoming James Fallows to Club Moonbat, is in the {brackets]:

5 Signs the United States Is Undergoing a Coup - James Fallows

[5 Signs that James Fallows is a Moonbat.]

First, a presidential election is decided by five people, who don't even try to explain their choice in normal legal terms.

[Despite the fact that EVERY recount showed that Bush won Florida.]

Then the beneficiary of that decision appoints the next two members of the court, who present themselves for consideration as restrained, humble figures who care only about law rather than ideology.

[Any mention of Election 2000 brings out the Inner Moonbat.]

Once on the bench, for life, those two actively second-guess and re-do existing law, to advance the interests of the party that appointed them.

[You mean like Justice Breyer channeling James Madison's thoughts on the Second Amendment?]

Meanwhile their party's representatives in the Senate abuse procedural rules to an extent never previously seen to block legislation -- and appointments, especially to the courts.

[Filibuster is BAD right up to the moment when the Democrats lose control of the Senate.]

And, when a major piece of legislation gets through, the party's majority on the Supreme Court prepares to negate it -- even though the details of the plan were originally Republican proposals and even though the party's presidential nominee endorsed these concepts only a few years ago.

[Thursday looks to be Moonbat Day. Now on to the other Moonbats...]

And some of us have said this is going on for a few years here, and got laughed at...

[Psst! You're STILL being laughed at.]

Many Of Us Were Ridiculed For Making These Points About The Threat That Is The Right

[You, ridiculed? Only in EVERY DUFU edition.]

The coup has happened, the rest of it is cleaning up the mess, while dealing with the other things that are going to kill us.

But FIRST you must report to your local Walmart Detention Center on Jan. 20, 2013.]

Selection 2000 was the coup de grace of the coup d' etat.

[Declared the DUmmie Coup Coup bird.]

We've all been witness to a slow motion coup that started with the mugging of resident Al Gore in 2000.

[Al Gore is now resident of the FUnnie Farm.]

I told people back in 2000 that is was a coup and they thought I was a political hack

[Congrats! You been upgrading from hack to Moonbat status.]

I'm still not over 2000...never will get over this

[Bite down hard again on your leather strap and take two aspirins.]

I remember in 2000 being so wrapped up in my social life, and being totally uninterested in politics. I even forgot to vote! But then when I heard the news from Florida, that the election was really close, I kept waiting for Gore to finally take office, because he won, right? ...right?! I was looking around saying, "what the hell is going on here? There is no way that chump Bush could have gotten elected".

[Guess what? Your missing vote would have put Gore over the top.]

Something else folks don't seem to get, is they are WINNING either way....

[Heads we WIN, tails you LOSE.]

I found another sign of a coup when I clicked on the link to the article. When you click on the link to the article, the writer, James Fallows, has now changed the title of the article to "5 Signs of a Radical Change in U.S. Politics" (with "explanation"), which., to my mind, proves there has been a coup in our news media as well as government. Fallows' explanation aptly begins with, "Midnight update"

[Another Coup Coup theory from a DUmmie.]

If you can build a simple cash register with an audit trail, you can build a goddamn voting machine with one. If you can build a computer with crypto on it, you can build a voting machine with crypto for the audit lists. SIMPLE

[So does that mean you want photo ID at the polls to ensure the validity of the vote?]

But if Romney wins.....the SCOTUS will turn even more radically right and generations will be affected. There will be no hope as the oligarchy is favored willy-nilly over the 99%

[See you on Thursday, DUmmies. I'm predicting a big Moonbat outbreak. Hee! Hee!]

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Awesome.

[jonascord]

This just re-enforces my firmly held belief that stupid is forever.

I've always thought that we could use the Leftist eugenics theory to improve the species by leaving anyone who re-registers as a Democrat, after they are 30, on the mountainside of Mt Hood, to be killed by all the Global Warming...