Posted on 06/26/2012 4:04:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Diogenes, you can call off your search now! We have found an honest DUmmie! It is none other than DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, who ADMITS that he is a Communist. It's here in this THREAD, "I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It."
And I will admit that our DUFU today is merely the Commie before the storm. The storm is on its way. Like a Florida coastal town boarding up windows before the hurricane hits, so DUmmieland is doing right now, bracing itself for Hurricane SCOTUS, which is due to make landfall sometime on Thursday. But PJ or I will get to that later, hopefully tomorrow.
So for now let us explore DUmmie TheMastersNemesis's Communist Manic-fiasco, Das Krapital. The remarx are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [brackets]:
I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It
[DUmmie TheMastersNemesis is out and proud!]
Because I believe in economic and social justice, a Second Economic Bill Of Rights as well as Equal Rights For Women, & Marriage Equality. . . .
[Because I believe in massive forced redistribution of wealth, punishing rich white guys, as well as killing babies for convenience and pretending that sodomites are "married". . . .]
I am a communist.
[I am an average DUmmie. But at least I'm not afraid to say the "C" word.]
The GOP says so. I am guilty.
[Oh, so maybe you are NOT so honest, TheMasterNimblenesss! I see what you did there! You don't really mean that you are a Communist. You think you're just being a good American, and that the Rethuglicans would therefore CALL you a Communist. Got it.]
I believe in an economic bill of rights where a person has a right to the following.
[Speak, TheMasterNimrodness!]
1. A right to a job.
[You mean I might have to . . . uhh . . . WORK??]
2. A right to a decent wage and a decent living (living wage).
[How much? $40,000 a year? No, not decent enough. Make it $80--no, $100,000 a year! Yeah, that sounds good! Hey, it's my right!]
3. A right decent home.
[Well, look, Mabel! We got us a right decent home! It's even got a cee-ment pond in the back! Hoo-eee!!]
4. A right to adequate medical care.
[I guess you don't want that socialized medicine they've got in Britain, then. Did you ever get a load of their teeth over there? Yikes!]
5. A right to economic protection during sickness, accident, old age or unemployment.
[Family, friends, neighborhood, church, co-workers, private charities--forget it! ONLY the federal government, Big Nanny, can take care of me! WAAAAHHH!! I'm a big baby! Watch me cwy and thuck my widdle thumb!!]
6. A right to a good education (public).
[How about a BETTER education (private)? And how about not having to pay twice if you choose to send your kid to a better school than the liberal brainwashing they would get at a government school?]
7. A right to pursue a business without fear of intimidation or unfair competition.
[How about Big Government not STRANGLING business with excessive regulations and taxes?]
[BTW, TheMasterNumskullness, we ALREADY have a right to these things. It's called the "pursuit of happiness." We have a RIGHT to PURSUE these things. But I think your mistake is in confusing a "right" with a "guaranteed outcome," i.e., that we are entitled to get everything we want, and if we don't have it, the federal government should give it to us, at other people's expense! The Left does not understand "right."]
The GOP does not believe in any of these things.
[No rights for you!]
They believe in starving women and children, putting women in their place, controlled speech. Rape, pillage and plunder of workers is ok for employers. They believe that men control women's bodies.
["Starving women and children" = Preferring voluntary charity over forced socialism. "Raping workers" = Not wanting Big Labor to price businesses out of business. "Men controlling women's bodies" = Being morally opposed to killing babies. Thank you. I should put out one of those Rosetta Stone language thingies, teaching people Leftanese.]
And they believe in theocracy.
[TheMasterNuttiness proves once again my thesis that the #1 factor driving the DUmmies is their absolute HATRED of Christianity.]
Death to the GOP.
[Thank you, TheMastersNemesis. Now let's hear from your fellow travelers . . .]
Sounds like the basic socialist philosophy I learned from my grandfather. . . .
[Is that you, Barack Obama?]
They don't use words like "communist" or "socialist" to actually mean anything. Those are just snarl words. . . .
["Nut." That's just a squirrel word, and I do mean you!]
Just go after them for being whiny brats who want public goods without paying for them.
[File this one under "Projection."]
I can usually get them to shut up by saying that I love my communist fire department. All urban fire departments are Marxist.
[Let's see. . . . Local government vs. federal government. Legitimate government service vs. forced redistribution of wealth. OK, that was quick. Is that how you get them to shut up so fast?]
'Everyone else' IS NOT a Communist. If they were, America would be a hell of a lot better place for 'everyone else' to live.
[Why, we'd be like that Workers' Paradise called Cuba! Or idyllic North Korea! Oh, if only!]
Right On
[Power to the People!]
The people of the Soviet Union and China did not have: 1. A right to a job. . . .
Actually, they DID have a "right" to a job in that they were assigned one and were forbidden to refuse it. . . .
[So what you guys are implying is that . . . . the Bolshevik Red is not all that rosy?? What are you, some kind of LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS???]
you have nothing to lose but your chains, comrade...
[And then DUmmie KG plays a recording of The Internationale! Hee! Hee! A DUmmie with a sense of humor!]
How would you make your utopia happen? I put you in charge today. Make it work. Oh yeah, and make those who don't want to do anything and can work, work also. I mean, you will have jobs for every able bodied person, so everyone should be motivated to work, right?
[DUmmie Puzzledtraveller, I see where you are going with this. So I'm going to flip all the cards over, panel, and award today's Kewpie Doll to our guest. Congratulations, Puzzledtraveller!]
[Now please continue . . .]
Being a caseworker has opened my eyes to some truths. Half of my clients legitmately and rightly receive their benefits. Most are able bodied men and women, who even when offered employment, because we have employment services here, turn it down. BUT! they all have the latest Iphone, and the women have the best looking nails I have ever seen.
[You nailed it!]
Forget the labels communist, or even socialist.
[Let's just go with "Democrat."]
Charles, Have I ever told you that TheMasterNemesis has a second DU account owned by another DUmmy named Jackpine Radical?
Actually, He (JackPine) is really a She (TMN) and trying to achieve He/She status in life but the “strange” news regarding this individual is that She is actually a closet conservative and DUmmy troll.
I know it sounds far fetched but in a way He/She/It... is diversity incarnate.
Maybe I should call this DUmmie "TheMasterNeurosis."
Paging Charlie McCarthy, Paging Charlie McCarthy. Mr. McCarthy. please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Dang it..I don’t think I have the correct McCarthy, do I? ;)
I am a communist. ... I believe in an economic bill of rights where a person has a right to the following.That reminds me of an olllld joke about the USSR...
1. A right to a job.
2. A right to a decent wage and a decent living (living wage).
A group of US Businessmen are on a tour of a soviet factory and one worker stops and starts chatting with one of the US Businessmen. Then the businessman notices that they're being watched by one of the factory bosses.Communism, works every time.He warns the soviet worker he's being watched and the worker just shrugs his shoulders and says,
'That's okay. I pretend to work. And they pretend to pay me.'
Yeah, it is only responsible for the deaths of 10’s of millions of poeple, if not hundreds. I guess that is irrelevent if you are of the ilk that is OK in killing the unborn babies....
[Well, look, Mabel! We got us a right decent home! It’s even got a cee-ment pond in the back! Hoo-eee!!]
Eugene (Gene) McCarthy
Yeah, they usual shut up because they realize there is no use talking to a dumbass liberal/progressive.
Seriously I've had dumbasses try that approach. The counter argument is obvious.
Dumbass: We are all marxist because everyone uses roads, firedepartments, etc.
Me: I thought you said Obama wasn't a marxist and anyone who said he was , was stupid.
Dumbass: Yeah, that's right. He isn't a marxist and anyone who says he is , is stupid.
Me: So we are all marxist for using things like roads which have been around for thousands of years before Marx except for the president who wants to take over major industries like energy production and health care.
Dumbass: Yep, aren't I a super-genius
Me: Yeah, sure buddy. I've got to get to work now.
At which the liberal takes a few bong hits and posts on DU how he "put the ocnservative in his place".
Yeah, they usual shut up because they realize there is no use talking to a dumbass liberal/progressive.
Seriously I've had dumbasses try that approach. The counter argument is obvious.
Dumbass: We are all marxist because everyone uses roads, firedepartments, etc.
Me: I thought you said Obama wasn't a marxist and anyone who said he was , was stupid.
Dumbass: Yeah, that's right. He isn't a marxist and anyone who says he is , is stupid.
Me: So we are all marxist for using things like roads which have been around for thousands of years before Marx except for the president who wants to take over major industries like energy production and health care.
Dumbass: Yep, aren't I a super-genius
Me: Yeah, sure buddy. I've got to get to work now.
At which the liberal takes a few bong hits and posts on DU how he "put the ocnservative in his place".
sorry about the double post.
And this is where it breaks down. If the government is going to give me everything I need to live without my having to lift a finger, why on earth would I work? The government has to force people to work for their "free" stuff, and it deteriorates from there into a dictatorship.
Cletus, I forgot all about that McCarthy. He would fit in this situation as well. :)
Actually, I was thinking about Joe McCarthy who would have had a field day with these self professed, proud commies.
But Charlie is more their speed.
Lame joke..sorry.:) I’ll be here all week...ba-da bump.
Uh oh. Reality rears its ugly head.
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