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Obama's "Playtex Strategy" Going FORWARD: Lift & Separate
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-30-2012 | MOTUS

Posted on 06/30/2012 9:36:19 AM PDT by NOBO2012

...And boy, do I feel the fool! After all these many years of refracting, reflecting and deflecting Lady M in every conceivable light, it just now occurred to me: the purpose of the boob belt! Like so many things, with hindsight it’s completely obvious – lift and separate! In order to showcase your assets, I guess.

It’s sort of like a metaphor for Big Guy’s historical presidency too; lift the restraints imposed by the Constitution and separate – by “class,” race, sexual preference, and intellect. Score-O! Although I don’t know how that showcases our assets any more than Lady M’s boob belt, butt I’m still working on it.

Of course, as we’ve discussed so often before, sometimes these things seem like a much better idea on the design board - than in final execution:

Kind of like with Obamacare.

Anyway, enough fashion commentary. As you know our nation is under fire.

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: forward; michelle; obama

1 posted on 06/30/2012 9:36:26 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

like an old bra, Obamas support is sagging with each passing day.

2 posted on 06/30/2012 9:48:28 AM PDT by digger48
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