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DUmmie FUnnies 07-08-12 (DUmmies Waiting 24 Business Hours for Scott Walker Indictment)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 8, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/08/2012 4:47:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

MERRY FITZMAS!

The DUmmies are waiting 24 business hours for another indictment. While they await the Karl Rove Indictment promised by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, they are also waiting 24 business hours for Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker to be indicted as well. Both indictments were practically guaranteed by fired MSNBC host, David Shuster. The timing of Shuster's second indictment guarantee was notable...Just days before the June recall election. Of course, once the election was over, not a peep on this subject from Shuster nor anybody else...except for the DUmmies who continue to believe that their Great Pumpkin will finally, FINALLY arrive in just 24 business hours. So why would Shuster stick his neck out again with a second "guaranteed" indictment while we still await the Rove indictment? $$$$$. That's right. Shuster was fired by MSNBC and only works part time at no ratings Current TV which means he is DESPERATE for bucks. Meanwhile the unions and other leftwingers were just as desperate to defeat Scott Walker in the recall election. When all looked hopeless for their lost cause, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if they found a certain debased "journalist" with no future hopes to spread some cash to in order to broadcast a phony report about Scott Walker's "indictment." Notice that NO OTHER journalist reported on such an indictment. Only David Shuster who claimed to have "inside sources." Who, David? WILLIAM RIVERS PITT and Jason Leopold?

In any event the only ones sucker enough to buy into yet another David Shuster scam are the DUmmies as you can see in not one but TWO threads: If you're convinced that Wisconsin Gov. Scott WALKER is going to be indicted before the year is over stop in here and say hello! as well as this GREAT PUMPKIN THREAD. I notice that both threads are authored by the same DUmmie, bobthedrummer, but I am wondering if the true author is none other than willthedrinker. So let us now watch the DUmmies once again await the arrival of the Great Pumpkin Indictment in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that David Shuster is just $10 away from indicting Scott Walker, is in the [brackets]:

If you're convinced that Wisconsin Gov. Scott WALKER is going to be indicted before the year is over stop in here and say hello!

[Hello! The Great Pumpkin will be indicted before 24 business hours are over.]

From your lips to the Deity's ears!! PLEASE, OH, PLEASE!!!!

[Our Gaia who art in heaven, hear our plea!! PLEASE, OH, PLEASE!!!]

Yo. Latest I'm hearing is in September.

[Definitely no more than 24 business hours at the latest.]

I look forward to his perp walk.

[Will it be anything like Karl Rove's frog walk across the White House lawn?]

I thought he would lose the recall

[Did David Shuster also guarantee that result? And now on to the other DUmmie THREAD...]

John Doe, will be indicted in September. My most trusted sources, for the record, are primarily Wisconsin elected officials and their staff. Below are several related background links.

[Do your most trusted sources happen to be named WILLIAM RIVERS PITT and Jason Leopold?]

Remember Fitzmas in 2005?

[No but I definitely remember Fitzmas in 2006. May 12, 2006, the day Karl Rove was indicted.]

You'll forgive me if I prefer to wait for an actual indictment from an actual prosecutor and grand jury, rather than heavy breathing from "sources".

[And one of those "sources" happens to be have strong doses of Bukowski's brew on his heavy, nicotine breath.]

Got my fingers crossed your sources are right.

[Hey, are David Shuster's sources ever wrong?]

Wonder what happens to his governorship if he is indicted. ?? Do you know?

[The Great Pumpkin takes over the governorship.]

my dream remains having him led out of the republican nation convention in chains charles dickens christmas carol like chains it would be cool if he were dragged off the podium

[Or Fitzmas like chains that Karl Rove was dragged off in.]

I'd be glad to see Walker indicted, but I don't feel like it's something I don't need to get invested in until an indictment is handed down.

[Patience. Just 24 more business hours.]

man i hope your sources are right. it will be a beautiful thing to see that bastard up on charges.

[It will be a beautiful thing to watch the DUmmies once again break out their Freudenschade victory champagne.]

It is indeed tempting to hope your sources are 100% correct.

[As 100% correct as the Karl Rove Indictment prediction. Plus it is the SAME "journalist" predicting the indictment. Doesn't that give you confidence?]

Frankly, seeing Walker's smirking little bastard face behind bars would just be a wonderful goddamned thing.

[And off in the distance you can see the Great Pumpkin arriving. Isn't it WUNNDERFUL?]

I hope this is true.

[GASP! You doubt the imminent arrival of the Great Pumpkin?]

I've talked to legislative staff who tell me they have "no idea" what the investigation will bring or when it will wrap up. I think there are some staff members who are hoping against all hope that Walker will be indicted but have nothing but gut instincts to go on.

[i.e. they have NO idea what the hell you or David Shuster are talking about.]

nonymous 'trusted sources' posted on an internet forum don't bet any money, people

[I can't. I bet all my chips on the Karl Rove Indictment.]

There will be a tectonic shift in the next 8 business days.

[Or the next 24 business hours, whichever comes first.]

I can't wait to see Walker hauled off in handcuffs!

[Will it be the same pair of handcuffs they used to haul off Karl Rove?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: davidshuster; dummies; scottwalker
David Shuster will be indicted BEFORE Scott Walker. How much was he paid for his "prediction?" Check the Trumka Wisconsin recall expense account.
1 posted on 07/08/2012 4:47:43 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

ibtp?


2 posted on 07/08/2012 4:50:33 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 07/08/2012 4:52:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Did David Shuster Accept Political Payola?)
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To: PJ-Comix

So that would be like an entire work YEAR for most DUmmies, right?


4 posted on 07/08/2012 4:57:25 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: PJ-Comix
Yo. Latest I'm hearing is in September.

Yo. Yo. Is that the word on the street?
5 posted on 07/08/2012 5:03:55 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: PJ-Comix
Remember Fitzmas in 2005? [No but I definitely remember Fitzmas in 2006. May 12, 2006, the day Karl Rove was indicted.

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exactly....not only do i remember that but also remember the reaction from the brain dead turds at Dickheads Underground....its like they were told on December 24th Christmas was going to be cancelled...
6 posted on 07/08/2012 5:08:08 PM PDT by God luvs America (63.5million pay no federal income tax then vote demoKrat)
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To: PJ-Comix

It’ll never happen. The DUmmie pumpkin patch isn’t sincere enough.


7 posted on 07/08/2012 5:17:51 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m still holding back my excitement for when the commie ‘RATS finally indict that ham sandwich and hire a muzzie lawyer to prosecute it.


8 posted on 07/08/2012 5:18:08 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Help reduce voter fraud in America! If you see something, say something!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I look forward to his perp walk.

As do I - first Witholder and then Øbozo

9 posted on 07/08/2012 5:23:29 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m going in.

Establish a libtard screen name and foam at the mouth for a while to establish cred. Self lebotomazation is a +++.

Pull the pin on election night.

Catch me if you can.


10 posted on 07/08/2012 7:13:41 PM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik (In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Indicted for what, exactly?


11 posted on 07/08/2012 8:31:39 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Running in circles and screaming is not a strategy.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

“Indicted for what, exactly?”

I think it has to do with gun running into Mexico


12 posted on 07/08/2012 9:26:21 PM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: dsrtsage

Or perhaps he committed perjury.


13 posted on 07/08/2012 10:36:24 PM PDT by Persevero (Homeschooling for Excellence since 1992)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Indicted for what, exactly?

For being a Republican, silly.

14 posted on 07/09/2012 5:03:23 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: PJ-Comix
(a)nonymous 'trusted sources' posted on an internet forum don't bet any money, people

[I can't. I bet all my chips on the Karl Rove Indictment.]

Smells of a [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL] has invaded the thread.

15 posted on 07/09/2012 6:08:38 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: PJ-Comix

What is the basis for the investigation? I haven’t heard of such a thing and as expected the DUmmies didn’t discuss any facts, just their own emotional dreams....


16 posted on 07/09/2012 8:17:30 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: CSM

Fishing expedition:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/06/06/scott-walker-survives-recall-but-investigations-may-zero-in-on-him.html

http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/06/03/is-scott-walker-facing-indictment-and-does-it-really-matter-to-walkers-wisconsin-supporters/

http://crooksandliars.com/kenneth-quinnell/scott-walker-going-be-indicted-so


17 posted on 07/09/2012 7:31:12 PM PDT by Purrcival (Herman Cain 2012 (*sigh*))
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To: Purrcival

Thank you for confirming my suspicion. These people make me sick.


18 posted on 07/10/2012 8:56:02 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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