Posted on 07/09/2012 12:19:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
One thing about our DUmmie Ant Farm: It is entertaining! The DUmmie Ants, with their cute little antics as they scurry about, are highly amusing! And from time to time--like, every day--something causes them to kick it into high gear. They start swirling about madly, taking their overwrought histrionics to another level. SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!
Shook-up Ants are FUnnie Ants! That's what we find today in this THREAD by DUmmie Hugabear, "The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced." The paranoia is palpable. The drama-queen posing, as the DUmmies seek to out-DU one another in fear and loathing of eeevil Rethuglicans--hilarious! These are the Days of Whine and Poses!
But before we get to the DUmmies themselves, let us sing our DUmmie FUnnies anthem, "That's a DUmmie." Click the music link and sing along!
THAT'S A DUMMIE
Tune: "That's Amore"
When the Moonbats go wild
With the sh*t that they've piled,
That's a DUmmie.
When they've plain lost their heads
Like they've gone off their meds,
That's a DUmmie.
Hopes will fly,
Soaring to the sky, rising way up high
Like a giant sequoia.
Hands will wring--
What a ding-a-ling, what a ding-a-ling--
And you'll think, "Paranoia."
When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:
Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!
When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:
Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!
And now let us pull up a seat and watch our endlessly entertaining DUmmie Ants get all shook up, in Fire Ant Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, looking forward to a super shake-up in November, is in the [brackets]:
The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced
[DUmmie Hugabear is all shook up. Please proceed, DUmmie Hugabear . . .]
And yes, that includes threats such as the Confederacy, Nazi Germany, USSR, and terrorism.
[Direrer than all of them--combined--is the GOP!!]
The GOP, if left to their own devices, would absolutely devastate this country. There would be no middle class. Just the wealthy, and the near-slaves to support them. Honestly, I'm sure they would reinstate slavery given the chance.
[The GOP, left to their own devices . . .]
. . . . . . . "Set phasers to SHACKLE."
Their attitude toward the poor and needy in this country is appalling. Given their way, there would be absolutely no assistance at all.
[Well, except for family, friends, church, community, private charities--you know, like people used to help people, before the government got in the way.]
Starvation would become common in many areas.
[Hopefully, benburch's belly would be one of those areas.]
Diseases once thought to be contained to Third World countries would rear up.
[OK, enough about benburch.]
Hospitals would demand payment up front (some already do), those who can't pay are SOL.
[LOL! Hospitals, many of which were started by us eeevil Christians, have ALWAYS made provisions for caring for the indigent.]
We already know how they feel about climate change. They are prepared to kill the planet just to fill their coffers.
[It's our "Coffins for Coffers" program.]
The GOP would do what 200+ years of foreign and domestic enemies could never do.
[With frauds like these, who needs enemies? Thank you, DUmmie Hugabear. Now let's hear from your fellow shook-up Ants . . .]
um, they are well on their way to accomplishing their goals.
[Frightening, isn't it?]
And what's so strange about that is the Republican Party was the one who FREED the slaves!!!
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
the "Republican Party" from back then has as much resemblance to current repukes as the original Tea Party had the current teabaggers.
[Well, actually, that would be true! The forced redistribution of wealth--i.e., the basis of the Democrat platform--IS a form of involuntary servitude. And Tea Parties, both then and now, ARE opposed to oppressive taxation. So you have stumbled into a truth!]
Ahahahahaha . . . nice try, little troll
[But DUmmie tonybgood (77 posts) protests . . .]
First of all, I'm not a troll!!!
[A sure sign of a troll. Buh-bye, DUmmie tonybgood!]
Bin Laden was less of a threat to this country!
[And we know what Obama did to Osama!]
Bin Laden was a mere tool of the RepubliCon Party.
[A mere tool! Probably a NeoCon himself, a closet JOOOOO!!]
given how much the idiot right believes obama was born in kenya, there's more proof dick cheney basically made UBL a puppet and did the dirty deed.
[Ha! PROOF that Darth Cheney was behind it! MIHOP!]
The "new" GOP is the rise of Sociopaths united.
[The same old Democrat Party is the rise of Sociolists united.]
It is the biggest threat this country has ever seen.
[EV-VER!]
The problem is too many Americans are too F'en ignorant to get what is happening, lambs to the slaughter.
[What is happening when we read you DUmmies is laffs to the laughter!]
We need to somehow codify in law a collection of laws that make it so that if sociopaths try to violate the people within a society or the broad society as a whole, that their avaricious behavior would trigger immediate penalties --- loss of property up to loss of freedom.
[DUmmie 6502 is getting in touch with his Inner Fascist. Please continue . . .]
Personally, along with this kind of law should be included a kind of repeat-offenders provision: individual members (direct bosses up the chain) of the organizations that repeatedly violate these laws should then be psychologically evaluated. If they are found to be sociopathic, then they would be prohibited from being placed in any leadership roles that could effect the society (eg. no running companies... no government work... no managing offices... etc...) and placed in psychological care for evaluation to determine when and if they can be released back into the general society.
We have no excuse to allow avaricious sociopathic acts to go unchallenged on the basis of "freedom".
[Yeah, that "freedom" stuff is overrated. Thank you for this insight into the liberal mind, DUmmie 6502.]
I, for one, don't think all or even most RW'ers are crazy. I think that the majority of them have simply fallen for oversimplified sound bites as solutions to complex problems (close the borders, cut taxes, get the government off my back, etc). . . .
[Close the borders, cut taxes, get the government off my back--hey, that sounds pretty good! Why don't we try that!]
The majorrity of them would be happy to have us strung up in concentration camps or put to death. They are sociopaths.
[Concentration camps?? No way! You must be thinking of those Bain Reeducation Centers being built out on the salt flats of Utah.]
That's just crazy talk.
[Ergo, perfect for DUmmieland.]
I think if not checked, we are headed for a theocratic dystopia.
[Stop the theocratic dystopia! Support the Democrats' War on Religion!]
There are a lot of good people who vote republican. . . . I just don't agree that all gun-toting, Christian, pro-life, pro-death penalty, climate change-denying right-wingers are sociopaths.
[HERESY!]
My mother was a good Republican for almost her whole life. . . . She became so disgusted that she registered as a Democrat the year before she died. I was so proud of her when she walked up to me after getting her driver's license picture and whispered, "I registered as a Democrat."
[And see? Look what the Rethuglicans did to her! Dead within a year. Those d*mn theocratic dystopians!]
As for not wanting to demonize the Repukes like they do us, why don't you go play tiddly winks down at the Senior Center? We're in a struggle for america, and those who don't want to play rough should get the f*** out of the way.
[GET TOUGH, CREAM PUFF!]
Oy, you are going just a wee bit over the top with that contention. Get back to me when the GOP is shooting people in the streets.
[Hey, now THERE'S a thought! Thanx!]
The Yellowstone caldera exploding might be a bigger threat.
[Old Fateful.]
repubLIEcon, Treason be thy name. May they all BURN.
[Throw them in the caldera!]
They're nuts!
[Throw them to the squirrels!]
They are vampires. . . .
[Call Abraham Lincoln! . . . Wait, he was a Republican himself. . . .]
Mean-spirited, bigoted, rotten-to-the-core people. . . .
[And those are their GOOD points!]
The GOP needs to be wiped off the face of the earth. . . .
[Love, love, love . . .]
they are the most dangerous ideology on earth.
To the World really. They should be tried Globally.
[To The Hague with them!]
We outnumber them. We have the second amendment to protect us.
[Feel the irony!]
The number of recs on this is unbelievable. If this is what is becoming of the Democratic party then we have already lost, our minds, and our credibility. DU is beginning to look like The Twilight Zone.
["Beginning to"???]
First!
PING!
Who is going to clue them in that these were all left-wing operations?
Wow! Those freeriding, freeloader Commmies in DUmmieland sure are getting paranoid. They should turn on Shemp Smith on FOX right now. He’ll cheer them up.
Polio and other diseases that had disappeared from the US have come back thanks to an open borders illegal immigration policy.
Some are demanding refugee status for AIDS sufferers from some countries.
"And the ironies will be so thick ... they'll have to brush them away from their faces."
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They don't teach history in the public schools anymore. They teach Socialism Studies.
That's not a hard ranking to believe from a DUmmycrat.
To hear them tell it, the USSR and Islaminazi terrorism don't pose ANY threat to the USA and we just need to learn to accept a certain nuisance level of terrorism in the world (that was John Jean Kerry's position in 2004).
It’s amazing people like this exist. They’re so backwards. Love the leftist who is relying on the second amendment to protect him against the right wing. Just perfect.
What do you think, kev? Does this one (by DUmmie lastlib) get the PLTA, or someone else's post, or do we just call it a group effort?
Meh. It’s reflexive bile on the poster’s part. No real passion to the malice. I vote against rewarding that kind of behavior.
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liberalism is insanity and insanity is liberalism.
LLS
Considering the invective and hate pouring from these creeps, maybe this is not a bad preemptive way to think.....Seems they are the ones wanting to push things that way..........
I think that was a freeper in disguise, just trying to show the outsiders how nuts the DUer are when they agree with him.
We need to somehow codify in law a collection of laws that make it so that if sociopaths try to violate the people within a society or the broad society as a whole, that their avaricious behavior would trigger immediate penalties --- loss of property up to loss of freedom. . . .
Personally, along with this kind of law should be included a kind of repeat-offenders provision: individual members (direct bosses up the chain) of the organizations that repeatedly violate these laws should then be psychologically evaluated. If they are found to be sociopathic, then they would be prohibited from being placed in any leadership roles that could effect the society (eg. no running companies... no government work... no managing offices... etc...) and placed in psychological care for evaluation to determine when and if they can be released back into the general society. . . .
We have no excuse to allow avaricious sociopathic acts to go unchallenged on the basis of "freedom".
Can this guy be real?? Maybe!
DUmmie Puzzledtraveller, I forgot to tell you that you have won today's Kewpie Doll, for your Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®. Congratulations! Now let me ask my lovely assistant, LUV W here. . . . LUV W, would you please give our guest his prize?
It’s not hard to see where the killing fields came from.
Pray for America
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