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DUmmie FUnnies 07-09-12 ("The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 9, 2012 | DUmmie Hugabear, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 07/09/2012 12:19:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

One thing about our DUmmie Ant Farm: It is entertaining! The DUmmie Ants, with their cute little antics as they scurry about, are highly amusing! And from time to time--like, every day--something causes them to kick it into high gear. They start swirling about madly, taking their overwrought histrionics to another level. SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!

Shook-up Ants are FUnnie Ants! That's what we find today in this THREAD by DUmmie Hugabear, "The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced." The paranoia is palpable. The drama-queen posing, as the DUmmies seek to out-DU one another in fear and loathing of eeevil Rethuglicans--hilarious! These are the Days of Whine and Poses!

But before we get to the DUmmies themselves, let us sing our DUmmie FUnnies anthem, "That's a DUmmie." Click the music link and sing along!

THAT'S A DUMMIE
Tune: "That's Amore"

When the Moonbats go wild
With the sh*t that they've piled,
That's a DUmmie.
When they've plain lost their heads
Like they've gone off their meds,
That's a DUmmie.

Hopes will fly,
Soaring to the sky, rising way up high
Like a giant sequoia.
Hands will wring--
What a ding-a-ling, what a ding-a-ling--
And you'll think, "Paranoia."

When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:

Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!

When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:

Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!

And now let us pull up a seat and watch our endlessly entertaining DUmmie Ants get all shook up, in Fire Ant Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, looking forward to a super shake-up in November, is in the [brackets]:

The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced

[DUmmie Hugabear is all shook up. Please proceed, DUmmie Hugabear . . .]

And yes, that includes threats such as the Confederacy, Nazi Germany, USSR, and terrorism.

[Direrer than all of them--combined--is the GOP!!]

The GOP, if left to their own devices, would absolutely devastate this country. There would be no middle class. Just the wealthy, and the near-slaves to support them. Honestly, I'm sure they would reinstate slavery given the chance.

[The GOP, left to their own devices . . .]

. . . . . . . "Set phasers to SHACKLE."

Their attitude toward the poor and needy in this country is appalling. Given their way, there would be absolutely no assistance at all.

[Well, except for family, friends, church, community, private charities--you know, like people used to help people, before the government got in the way.]

Starvation would become common in many areas.

[Hopefully, benburch's belly would be one of those areas.]

Diseases once thought to be contained to Third World countries would rear up.

[OK, enough about benburch.]

Hospitals would demand payment up front (some already do), those who can't pay are SOL.

[LOL! Hospitals, many of which were started by us eeevil Christians, have ALWAYS made provisions for caring for the indigent.]

We already know how they feel about climate change. They are prepared to kill the planet just to fill their coffers.

[It's our "Coffins for Coffers" program.]

The GOP would do what 200+ years of foreign and domestic enemies could never do.

[With frauds like these, who needs enemies? Thank you, DUmmie Hugabear. Now let's hear from your fellow shook-up Ants . . .]

um, they are well on their way to accomplishing their goals.

[Frightening, isn't it?]

And what's so strange about that is the Republican Party was the one who FREED the slaves!!!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

the "Republican Party" from back then has as much resemblance to current repukes as the original Tea Party had the current teabaggers.

[Well, actually, that would be true! The forced redistribution of wealth--i.e., the basis of the Democrat platform--IS a form of involuntary servitude. And Tea Parties, both then and now, ARE opposed to oppressive taxation. So you have stumbled into a truth!]

Ahahahahaha . . . nice try, little troll

[But DUmmie tonybgood (77 posts) protests . . .]

First of all, I'm not a troll!!!

[A sure sign of a troll. Buh-bye, DUmmie tonybgood!]

Bin Laden was less of a threat to this country!

[And we know what Obama did to Osama!]

Bin Laden was a mere tool of the RepubliCon Party.

[A mere tool! Probably a NeoCon himself, a closet JOOOOO!!]

given how much the idiot right believes obama was born in kenya, there's more proof dick cheney basically made UBL a puppet and did the dirty deed.

[Ha! PROOF that Darth Cheney was behind it! MIHOP!]

The "new" GOP is the rise of Sociopaths united.

[The same old Democrat Party is the rise of Sociolists united.]

It is the biggest threat this country has ever seen.

[EV-VER!]

The problem is too many Americans are too F'en ignorant to get what is happening, lambs to the slaughter.

[What is happening when we read you DUmmies is laffs to the laughter!]

We need to somehow codify in law a collection of laws that make it so that if sociopaths try to violate the people within a society or the broad society as a whole, that their avaricious behavior would trigger immediate penalties --- loss of property up to loss of freedom.

[DUmmie 6502 is getting in touch with his Inner Fascist. Please continue . . .]

Personally, along with this kind of law should be included a kind of repeat-offenders provision: individual members (direct bosses up the chain) of the organizations that repeatedly violate these laws should then be psychologically evaluated. If they are found to be sociopathic, then they would be prohibited from being placed in any leadership roles that could effect the society (eg. no running companies... no government work... no managing offices... etc...) and placed in psychological care for evaluation to determine when and if they can be released back into the general society.

We have no excuse to allow avaricious sociopathic acts to go unchallenged on the basis of "freedom".

[Yeah, that "freedom" stuff is overrated. Thank you for this insight into the liberal mind, DUmmie 6502.]

I, for one, don't think all or even most RW'ers are crazy. I think that the majority of them have simply fallen for oversimplified sound bites as solutions to complex problems (close the borders, cut taxes, get the government off my back, etc). . . .

[Close the borders, cut taxes, get the government off my back--hey, that sounds pretty good! Why don't we try that!]

The majorrity of them would be happy to have us strung up in concentration camps or put to death. They are sociopaths.

[Concentration camps?? No way! You must be thinking of those Bain Reeducation Centers being built out on the salt flats of Utah.]

That's just crazy talk.

[Ergo, perfect for DUmmieland.]

I think if not checked, we are headed for a theocratic dystopia.

[Stop the theocratic dystopia! Support the Democrats' War on Religion!]

There are a lot of good people who vote republican. . . . I just don't agree that all gun-toting, Christian, pro-life, pro-death penalty, climate change-denying right-wingers are sociopaths.

[HERESY!]

My mother was a good Republican for almost her whole life. . . . She became so disgusted that she registered as a Democrat the year before she died. I was so proud of her when she walked up to me after getting her driver's license picture and whispered, "I registered as a Democrat."

[And see? Look what the Rethuglicans did to her! Dead within a year. Those d*mn theocratic dystopians!]

As for not wanting to demonize the Repukes like they do us, why don't you go play tiddly winks down at the Senior Center? We're in a struggle for america, and those who don't want to play rough should get the f*** out of the way.

[GET TOUGH, CREAM PUFF!]

Oy, you are going just a wee bit over the top with that contention. Get back to me when the GOP is shooting people in the streets.

[Hey, now THERE'S a thought! Thanx!]

The Yellowstone caldera exploding might be a bigger threat.

[Old Fateful.]

repubLIEcon, Treason be thy name. May they all BURN.

[Throw them in the caldera!]

They're nuts!

[Throw them to the squirrels!]

They are vampires. . . .

[Call Abraham Lincoln! . . . Wait, he was a Republican himself. . . .]

Mean-spirited, bigoted, rotten-to-the-core people. . . .

[And those are their GOOD points!]

The GOP needs to be wiped off the face of the earth. . . .

[Love, love, love . . .]

they are the most dangerous ideology on earth.

To the World really. They should be tried Globally.

[To The Hague with them!]

We outnumber them. We have the second amendment to protect us.

[Feel the irony!]

The number of recs on this is unbelievable. If this is what is becoming of the Democratic party then we have already lost, our minds, and our credibility. DU is beginning to look like The Twilight Zone.

["Beginning to"???]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2012election; dncbrownshirts; doublestandard; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; paranoia
SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!


1 posted on 07/09/2012 12:19:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

First!


2 posted on 07/09/2012 12:20:32 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 07/09/2012 12:23:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
And yes, that includes threats such as the Confederacy, Nazi Germany, USSR, and terrorism.

Who is going to clue them in that these were all left-wing operations?

4 posted on 07/09/2012 12:28:04 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow! Those freeriding, freeloader Commmies in DUmmieland sure are getting paranoid. They should turn on Shemp Smith on FOX right now. He’ll cheer them up.


5 posted on 07/09/2012 12:30:33 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Help reduce voter fraud in America! If you see something, say something!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Diseases once thought to be contained to Third World countries would rear up.

Polio and other diseases that had disappeared from the US have come back thanks to an open borders illegal immigration policy.

Some are demanding refugee status for AIDS sufferers from some countries.

6 posted on 07/09/2012 12:32:49 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Fools.Damn fools.Welcome to the USSA. Socialism is slavery to the State and the Supreme Court did it)
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To: Charles Henrickson
O the irony captured here, with several DUmmies calling for "codification of laws" "of some sort" providing, in essence, political attainder (loss of property and freedom by legislative means) of Republicans ... ALL WHILE labeling the GOP as "fascist" and such.

"And the ironies will be so thick ... they'll have to brush them away from their faces."

7 posted on 07/09/2012 12:41:14 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: Charles Henrickson

top 10


8 posted on 07/09/2012 12:45:50 PM PDT by NeoCaveman ("If I had a son he'd look like B.O.'s lunch" - Rin Tin Tin)
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To: rockrr
"And yes, that includes threats such as the Confederacy, Nazi Germany, USSR, and terrorism."
Who is going to clue them in that these were all left-wing operations?

They don't teach history in the public schools anymore. They teach Socialism Studies.

9 posted on 07/09/2012 12:50:08 PM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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To: Charles Henrickson
The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced. And yes, that includes threats such as the Confederacy, Nazi Germany, USSR, and terrorism.

That's not a hard ranking to believe from a DUmmycrat.

To hear them tell it, the USSR and Islaminazi terrorism don't pose ANY threat to the USA and we just need to learn to accept a certain nuisance level of terrorism in the world (that was John Jean Kerry's position in 2004).

10 posted on 07/09/2012 12:58:21 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Fools.Damn fools.Welcome to the USSA. Socialism is slavery to the State and the Supreme Court did it)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It’s amazing people like this exist. They’re so backwards. Love the leftist who is relying on the second amendment to protect him against the right wing. Just perfect.


11 posted on 07/09/2012 1:01:55 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: kevkrom; PJ-Comix
The GOP needs to be wiped off the face of the earth. . . .

What do you think, kev? Does this one (by DUmmie lastlib) get the PLTA, or someone else's post, or do we just call it a group effort?


12 posted on 07/09/2012 1:02:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Meh. It’s reflexive bile on the poster’s part. No real passion to the malice. I vote against rewarding that kind of behavior.


13 posted on 07/09/2012 1:08:04 PM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

14


14 posted on 07/09/2012 1:09:41 PM PDT by chesley (God's chosen instrument - the trumpet)
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To: Charles Henrickson

liberalism is insanity and insanity is liberalism.

LLS


15 posted on 07/09/2012 1:21:57 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer (Don't Tread On Me)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The majority of them would be happy to have us strung up in concentration camps or put to death

Considering the invective and hate pouring from these creeps, maybe this is not a bad preemptive way to think.....Seems they are the ones wanting to push things that way..........

16 posted on 07/09/2012 1:55:20 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Vision
“leftist relying on the 2nd amendment”

I think that was a freeper in disguise, just trying to show the outsiders how nuts the DUer are when they agree with him.

17 posted on 07/09/2012 2:08:27 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter; Vision; franksolich; Ballygrl; PJ-Comix; pogo101
You know, at first I was wondering if DUmmie 6502 (only 23 posts) might be a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! But then I re-read his entire POST, and now I'm not so sure. The sections I used in the DUFU are so over-the top he could be a Lousy Freeper Troll, but then again he might be a Genuine Fascist Prog:

We need to somehow codify in law a collection of laws that make it so that if sociopaths try to violate the people within a society or the broad society as a whole, that their avaricious behavior would trigger immediate penalties --- loss of property up to loss of freedom. . . .

Personally, along with this kind of law should be included a kind of repeat-offenders provision: individual members (direct bosses up the chain) of the organizations that repeatedly violate these laws should then be psychologically evaluated. If they are found to be sociopathic, then they would be prohibited from being placed in any leadership roles that could effect the society (eg. no running companies... no government work... no managing offices... etc...) and placed in psychological care for evaluation to determine when and if they can be released back into the general society. . . .

We have no excuse to allow avaricious sociopathic acts to go unchallenged on the basis of "freedom".

Can this guy be real?? Maybe!

18 posted on 07/09/2012 2:23:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's not fascism when we do it.)
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To: LUV W
The number of recs on this is unbelievable. If this is what is becoming of the Democratic party then we have already lost, our minds, and our credibility. DU is beginning to look like The Twilight Zone.

DUmmie Puzzledtraveller, I forgot to tell you that you have won today's Kewpie Doll, for your Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®. Congratulations! Now let me ask my lovely assistant, LUV W here. . . . LUV W, would you please give our guest his prize?

19 posted on 07/09/2012 3:16:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It’s not hard to see where the killing fields came from.

Pray for America


20 posted on 07/09/2012 3:17:10 PM PDT by bray (Power to We the People)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Indeed I will......

DUmmie Puzzledtraveller, you are d' winnah! :)

21 posted on 07/09/2012 3:32:30 PM PDT by LUV W (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I never realized the Republican Party is so powerful. According to these demented DUmmies, we are more to be feared than the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse: pestilence, war, famine and death.


22 posted on 07/09/2012 3:35:08 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hospitals would demand payment up front (some already do), those who can't pay are SOL

O, SOL, O mio....

23 posted on 07/09/2012 4:22:47 PM PDT by mikrofon (That's .. a DUmmie!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My mother was a good Republican for almost her whole life. . . . She became so disgusted that she registered as a Democrat the year before she died. I was so proud of her when she walked up to me after getting her driver’s license picture and whispered, “I registered as a Democrat.”


Maybe she knew she would die and wanted to keep voting.


24 posted on 07/09/2012 4:41:00 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I think if not checked, we are headed for a theocratic dystopia

Theocratic Dystopia vs. "Democratic Utopia"

25 posted on 07/09/2012 4:42:50 PM PDT by mikrofon (More like Democrat Hysteria)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If this is what is becoming of the Democratic party then we have already lost, our minds, and our credibility. DU is beginning to look like The Twilight Zone.

["Beginning to"???]

 

  Bookmarked so I can read it again! hahaha

26 posted on 07/09/2012 11:08:15 PM PDT by 1035rep
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To: Charles Henrickson

My bogus DUmmy troll account persona tried to post on this DUmmy thread but there are limits. It has to be said though that over at the DUmp, there are lots of opportunities for us double agents to have some summer moonbat FUn!


27 posted on 07/10/2012 4:03:46 AM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced
I think he meant Dire Straits.
And yes, that includes threats such as the Confederacy, Nazi Germany, USSR, and terrorism.
Sorry. Never heard of those groups. Do they play Metal?
The GOP, if left to their own devices, would absolutely devastate this country.
Not So. We mostly favor Fender© Strat & Tele Guitars and Amp devices.
[It's those dang Gibson Les Paul kooks you have to watch out for.]
Given their way, there would be absolutely no assistance at all.
Starvation would become common in many areas.
Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year, Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
(But I digress, enough of Mick Jagger, back to the DUmmies)
The "new" GOP is the rise of Sociopaths united.
It is the biggest threat this country has ever seen.
Bigger than Elvis?



28 posted on 07/10/2012 5:21:33 AM PDT by Condor51 (Never mess with an old man. He won't fight you he'll just kill you.)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

My mother was a good Republican for almost her whole life. . . . She became so disgusted that she registered as a Democrat the year before she died. I was so proud of her when she walked up to me after getting her driver’s license picture and whispered, “I registered as a Democrat.”


Maybe she knew she would die and wanted to keep voting.

LOL!!!!!! Good one!


29 posted on 07/10/2012 7:23:49 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: Charles Henrickson

I see our friend Ms. Hugabear has a new one out “tellin it like it tis” with respect to “reich wing hate radio”. This again poses a problem for my bogus DUmmy persona who really wants to have some FUn but also would like to keep just ahead of the tumbSTONERS at the DUmp. The problem is how to get in a little subtle snark into a thread designed to out LFTs?

I thus look to my close DUmmy alter-ego JackPine Radical for guidence in this matter. After all, we are dealing with a normal IQ of say 150 so things have to be done with considerable care. So I add just a hint of OWS credit and pretend to be outraged by anti-commie remarks made at fellow DUers but offer nothing solid in the way of solutions to our problems. And that keeps me out of trouble.

As my bogus DUmmy account closes in on 600 posts without so much as a hint of troll status I must resist the urge to get cocky. The ability to access the DUmp in times of trouble, say a Republican swep in November will be worth it’s weight in Gold. I must not loose sight of that fact.


30 posted on 07/10/2012 8:23:33 AM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: Condor51

Not So. We mostly favor Fender© Strat & Tele Guitars and Amp devices.
[It’s those dang Gibson Les Paul kooks you have to watch out for.]


Hey, Blues sounds much better om a Les Paul than on a Fender!


31 posted on 07/11/2012 10:24:55 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
*** Hey, Blues sounds much better om a Les Paul than on a Fender! ***

It does? I'll have to cross check Blues Legends and Guitars. I'm pretty sure that Fender is like 999 to 2 vs Les Paul.

LPs have their place in music for sure. It just ain't the Blues.

32 posted on 07/11/2012 12:44:28 PM PDT by Condor51 (Never mess with an old man. He won't fight you he'll just kill you.)
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To: Condor51

LPs have their place in music for sure. It just ain’t the Blues.


Tell that to B.B. King.


33 posted on 07/11/2012 12:58:49 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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