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DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-12 (DUmmie Poll Panic)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/19/2012 7:11:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The BEST of the DUFU material will be happening between now and the election...and beyond. Why? Because now the polls are starting to become much more accurate. Why? Because even polls conducted by companies with democrat sympathies know they have a reputation to protect so the closer to the election we get, the more accurate they must become which means they are now beginning to show just how weak Obama is. Not too long ago, the DUmmies were gloating that Obama basically had the election in the bag due to wildly misleading polls. Now that the polls are inevitably becoming more accurate, the DUmmies are panicking. And it is sure FUn to watch such as in this THREAD, "Poll Shows Economic Fears Undercutting Obama Support." So let us now watch the DUmmies soil their diapers in panic in Bolshevik Red (Brown?) while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the DUFU laugh track will continue to rise in volume the closer we get to November, is in the [barackets]:

Poll Shows Economic Fears Undercutting Obama Support

[Hit the panic button and pass the Depends.]

Declining confidence in the nation’s economic prospects appears to be the most powerful force influencing voters as the presidential election gears up, undercutting key measures of support for President Obama and helping give his Republican challenger, Mitt Romney, an advantage on the question of who would better handle the nation’s economic challenges, according to the latest New York Times/CBS Poll.

[Bev Harris is just $10 away from changing those poll results.]

Despite the months-long onslaught of negative advertisements from Mr. Obama and his Democratic allies seeking to define Mr. Romney as out of touch with the middle class and representative of wealthy interests, there is little evidence in the poll of any substantial nationwide shift in attitudes about Mr. Romney.

[A hundred million bucks worth of negative advertising down the tubes.]

But with job growth tailing off since spring and the Federal Reserve chairman, Ben S. Bernanke, wondering aloud whether the labor market is “stuck in the mud,” the poll showed a significant shift in opinion since the last Times/CBS poll in April about Mr. Obama’s handling of the economy, with 39 percent now saying they approved and 55 percent saying they disapproved.

[But...but weren't all those Green jobs suppose to turn the economy around? And now to the panicked and delusional DUmmie reactions...]

republicans are to blame

[Bush's fault!]

You are 100% correct, they are to blame especially the ones in congress who care more about unseating Obama than they do about how many americans are out of work or living on the edge of poverty.

[So they should vote for another Obama stimulus that does NOT work?]

Polls don't mean jack shit right now...

[Actually polls start meaning more and more starting right about now. And they will start getting ever worse for the Bamster.]

If the economy continues to tank, it will not matter what we say about Mitt. He will end up winning. Their sabotage is unfortunately working.

[Yeah, Republican sabotage is forcing Obama to DUmp billions into completely wasted loans to Green Energy companies like Solyndra.]

I'd like Obama to put on his comfortable shoes and Occupy the Whitehouse. A second term is all but in the bag. What will he do with it?

[Obama will have a second term in the same alternate universe in which Algore became president.]

Declining confidence is putting it mildly. Victory is easy, prosecute & bring back accountability, get Holder off his ass & light a fire under it.

[Right now Holder is busy working Fast and Furiously to avoid accountability so HE won't be prosecuted.]

Obama's team needs to Run an ad that shows how the GOP blocked EVERYTHING to get us where we are at now. The party of NO!. The party with NO! ideas.

[You mean the Republicans were able to block EVERYTHING in the first two years of the Obama Regime when the Democrats had overwhelming majorities in both houses of Congress?]

Along with the statistics that back up how Democratic proposals would have generated a better economy.

[Democrat proposals like the stimulus and ObamaCare which did make it into law?]

Crap. It's got Romney 47-Obama 46!

[Speaking of which, did you know there are some great toilet paper coupons out there?]

WTF?? And it was taken July11-16, after the Bain storm. The Obama campaign needs more money to run ads EVERYWHERE. Looks like they are just running ads in the swing states, where the ad are working. But meanwhile, Obama's slipping overall. CRAP. This is where the Repuke money advantage just kicks our butts.

[Barack Obama is just $10 away from running ads everywhere.]

I wish you guys stop posting these stupid polls this early in the race

[I'm afraid when they post the more accurate polls later in the race, it will cause an intense mudslide in your diaper.]

Horseshit.

[Are you describing the contents of your diaper?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; obama; polls
A note to the DUmmies. Watch for Walgreens to have a sale on Depends for $3. Then after you buy it, open and pull out the enclosed $3 coupon. Do that several times over and you will have a stockpile of FREE Depends to last you through the election. I had a MOUNTAIN of FREE Depends months via this method that I donated. And if you're lucky, you will get Register Rewards which I used to buy body wash.
1 posted on 07/19/2012 7:11:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 07/19/2012 7:15:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Choom Gang Guy Cracks Down On Medical Marijuana)
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To: PJ-Comix

IJATP!


3 posted on 07/19/2012 7:16:03 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (obozo could bring back literal slavery with chains and still he will get 85+% of the black vote)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOVE IT!!!


4 posted on 07/19/2012 7:24:15 PM PDT by erod (This Chicagoan will crawl over broken glass to vote the fake Chicagoan Obama out!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Ten


5 posted on 07/19/2012 7:32:36 PM PDT by Mercat (Necessity is the argument of tyrants. John Milton)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m still wiping me eyes from laughing at OBumButt’s announcement about his contribution to my business success.. I could never have guessed that one statement could do more damage than anything millions of dollars in campaign ads couldn’t have accomplished.. GoBomaGo.. :)


6 posted on 07/19/2012 7:35:20 PM PDT by carlo3b (Home, is where the heart is..)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd like Obama to put on his comfortable shoes and Occupy the Whitehouse. A second term is all but in the bag

PUTTUS would rather keep on the golf shoes and occupy a clubhouse.

And I don't see a "mulligan" in that bag...

7 posted on 07/19/2012 8:11:23 PM PDT by mikrofon (A-hole-in-One)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10 waiting for the polls to dive


8 posted on 07/19/2012 8:37:26 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well don’t just do something, stand there!!!


9 posted on 07/19/2012 8:43:04 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix
according to the latest New York Times/CBS Poll.

New York Times? CBS? But those are such right-leaning media outlets! Who can believe their polls? < /sarc>

10 posted on 07/19/2012 9:08:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Poll dance.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Mr. Obama’s handling of the economy, with 39 percent now saying they approved and 55 percent saying they disapproved.

But, but, Mr. Obama is the champion of the middle class! What about the 99%?? Shouldn't that be 99 percent approve, and the 1 percent disapprove??

Wait, I forgot. Repeat after me: The uninformed vote against their own interests.

11 posted on 07/19/2012 9:15:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Poll dance.)
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To: PJ-Comix
WTF?? And it was taken July 11-16, after the Bain storm.

The rain of Bain went mainly down the drain.

12 posted on 07/19/2012 9:18:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Poll dance.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Did you ever notice when the polls put obama ahead, they are right,but when the polls put Romney ahead they mean nothing.Gotta laugh at these brain dead sheep.


13 posted on 07/19/2012 9:27:30 PM PDT by ohiobushman (Only in N.Y.C can u buy beer by the case,liquor by the gallon,but be a criminal buying a soda!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20!


14 posted on 07/19/2012 11:16:39 PM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: PJ-Comix

“republicans are to blame”

In DUmmie fantasy land, when Repubs are in power they are to blame for all of the world’s ills and for every pain in the life of every voter. When Democraps are in power, then repubs are still to blame for every world ill and every pain in the life of individuals.

Idiots are dillusional.


15 posted on 07/20/2012 5:37:34 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey Skinner,

You know that website called DU that attracts all of these DUmmies? You didn’t build that!


16 posted on 07/20/2012 5:39:35 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"stuck in the mud,” the poll showed a significant shift in opinion since the last Times/CBS poll in April about Mr. Obama’s handling of the economy,

If the economy continues to tank,

It's the economy stupid. DUmmies have no clue about how to do anything but raise taxes.

Obama's team needs to Run an ad that shows how the GOP blocked EVERYTHING to get us where we are at now. The party of NO!. The party with NO! ideas.

[You mean the Republicans were able to block EVERYTHING in the first two years of the Obama Regime when the Democrats had overwhelming majorities in both houses of Congress?]

The dims have been running ads and calling Republicans the "part of no" for the past for years.

17 posted on 07/20/2012 6:46:20 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: carlo3b
*** I’m still wiping me eyes from laughing at OBumButt’s announcement about his contribution to my business success..***

I wasn't laughing. I was so ticked I wanted to 'Do an Elvis to my TV'. I succeeded because I WORKED AT IT.

Yes I had some great teachers in HS, but that was their job - To Tech. And yes, I had some co-workers when I was a young whippersnapper who shared their knowledge, and one was a 'mentor'. But it was ME, Myself, and I who took that and ran with it.

But that aside, carrying Barry's moronic statement to its 'logical conclusion'(sarc) is also like saying Fender Guitar Co. owes its success to my friend Johnny turning me on to The Blues back in the summer 1963.

And by that same 'logic' of pResident O'DUmmie, I should be as great a guitar player as Eric Clapton is, or Stevie Ray Vaughan was, since we all play(ed) Fender Stratocasters. But 'somehow' that didn't work out. So I guess I was cheated, or didn't get 'a fair chance' and the Government 'failed me' at becoming a Star (or some nonsense like that).

[Barry is so stupid his picture should be next to it in the dictionary]

18 posted on 07/20/2012 7:21:22 AM PDT by Condor51 (Never mess with an old man. He won't fight you he'll just kill you.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama's team needs to Run an ad that shows how the GOP blocked EVERYTHING to get us where we are at now.

If I ever met this DUmbass, I would smack them right in the face. Never met a bigger group of whiners who simply REFUSE to see reality. Democrats are NEVER to blame in the eyes of a DUmmie. EVA!!!
19 posted on 07/20/2012 8:20:58 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: Condor51

Thanks for reminding me. It is time to listen to me some SRV.


20 posted on 07/20/2012 12:48:32 PM PDT by arrogantsob (Obama must Go. Sarah herself supports Romney.)
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To: arrogantsob
*** Thanks for reminding me. It is time to listen to me some SRV. ***

You're welcome :-)
There's some great HD quality videos (sound and pic) of him on YouTube now.

21 posted on 07/20/2012 1:53:02 PM PDT by Condor51 (Never mess with an old man. He won't fight you he'll just kill you.)
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