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Spain: Horse Destroys Muslim Illegal's Face After He Tries to Have Sex With It
Islam vs Europe ^ | 7/15/12 | Cheradenine Zakalwe

Posted on 07/21/2012 9:05:22 PM PDT by Impala64ssa

The animal kingdom joins the Counterjihad.

A few weeks ago, in Almeria, on the Spanish coast just across from Africa, a North African illegal turned up for emergency treatment at Torrecárdenas hospital. Some of the bones of his face had been smashed in and he had suffered multiple hematomas.

Later it emerged that the Muslim had suffered these injuries while visiting a farm in El Ejido, intending to have sex with a horse there. But the horse had other ideas. It brutally kicked the lovelorn Muslim in the face. It seems the farmer had caught the same Muslim twice before sneaking into the farm to have sex with the animals ("mainly the horses") but hadn't bothered filing charges against him.

After receiving medical treatment, the police identified the Muslim as an illegal immigrant and he is now expected to be deported from the country.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: islam; spain
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A horse is a horse of course of course and you shouldn't have intercourse with a horse...
1 posted on 07/21/2012 9:05:24 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

Porn movies for this inbred rag must be Secretariat and Sea Biscuit.


2 posted on 07/21/2012 9:09:34 PM PDT by max americana (Make the world a better place by punching a liberal in the face)
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To: Impala64ssa

I guess he outgrew goats and was looking for bigger and better things.


3 posted on 07/21/2012 9:10:18 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: Impala64ssa

From the “comments” section...I expect the doctor will describe the patients’ condition as “stable” Can’t top that!


4 posted on 07/21/2012 9:11:46 PM PDT by W.Lee (No compromise)
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To: Impala64ssa

Couldn’t they give the horse one more shot at him before deportation?


5 posted on 07/21/2012 9:14:08 PM PDT by GreyHoundSailor
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To: Impala64ssa
Horse: "Sorry, but I will NOT wear a burka, even if it is for my own protection!"


6 posted on 07/21/2012 9:15:33 PM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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To: Impala64ssa

>>”But the horse had other ideas.”<<

Does it get better than that? Especially with a pedophile follower?


7 posted on 07/21/2012 9:15:48 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (obozo could bring back literal slavery with chains and still he will get 85+% of the black vote)
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To: W.Lee

And if someone does, I suppose you will just nag them till the cows come home.


8 posted on 07/21/2012 9:16:27 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Impala64ssa

If it was a mare he was trying to have sex with....well..you can imagine the rest :-)


9 posted on 07/21/2012 9:17:24 PM PDT by entropy12 (Hate is the most insidious emotion, it will rot your gut from the inside.)
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To: Impala64ssa
It brutally kicked...

somebody should explain the word brutal to them

10 posted on 07/21/2012 9:17:42 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Impala64ssa

There once was a muz from Nantucket....


11 posted on 07/21/2012 9:17:54 PM PDT by VR-21
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To: Impala64ssa
Thank you. I needed a good laugh.

Just an after thought but is the horse an Arabian?

12 posted on 07/21/2012 9:19:35 PM PDT by Tupelo (TeaPartier ..... but no longer a Republican)
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To: Impala64ssa

What is it with muzzies having sex with animals....sheep, goats, horses...


13 posted on 07/21/2012 9:22:32 PM PDT by Popman (In a place you only dream of Where your soul is always free)
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To: Impala64ssa

In California what that horse did would have been considered a hate crime.


14 posted on 07/21/2012 9:22:41 PM PDT by BobL
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To: Impala64ssa

What’s a guy to do when there are no camels around?


15 posted on 07/21/2012 9:26:19 PM PDT by Paradox (I want Obama defeated. Period.)
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To: BobL
In California................

In California, they are shopping for a bestiality friendly judge to overturn the proposition that voted down bestiality.

16 posted on 07/21/2012 9:27:04 PM PDT by cicero2k
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To: Popman

Must have something to do with the start of Ramadan


17 posted on 07/21/2012 9:30:31 PM PDT by GreyHoundSailor
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To: Impala64ssa

Thanks! I’m gonna be laughing for the next week!


18 posted on 07/21/2012 9:31:30 PM PDT by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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To: VR-21
There once was a muz from Nantucket....

Who mounted a horse to fu@k it.
The equine refused, the amorous ruse, and broke the muzzie's...

5.56mm

19 posted on 07/21/2012 9:31:59 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Popman

“What is it with muzzies having sex with animals”

The females are all covered with burka’s and the men don’t know what they are!


20 posted on 07/21/2012 9:31:59 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: BobL

Maybe he was pretending to be Matthew Broderick...


21 posted on 07/21/2012 9:32:44 PM PDT by vrwconspiracist (The Tax Man cometh)
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To: Impala64ssa

Neigh means neigh


22 posted on 07/21/2012 9:32:44 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Legalize Freedom!!)
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To: Impala64ssa

23 posted on 07/21/2012 9:34:33 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Impala64ssa

ROTLMFAO !

> A horse is a horse of course of course and you shouldn’t have intercourse with a horse...


24 posted on 07/21/2012 9:36:34 PM PDT by CORedneck
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To: Impala64ssa

Now I suppose you will tell us that there is a NAMBLA chapter in Spain. (North African Mare Boy Love Association)


25 posted on 07/21/2012 9:36:34 PM PDT by DeFault User
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To: Impala64ssa

26 posted on 07/21/2012 9:41:42 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople (Obama does not have the work ethic to be Anti-Christ.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Probably, just like his real wife, she was a nag.


27 posted on 07/21/2012 9:41:57 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Impala64ssa

Deported to where? Johns-Hopkins?


28 posted on 07/21/2012 9:42:31 PM PDT by cricket
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To: Impala64ssa

I met an engineer who was involved in the construction of the runways at Wheelus AFB, Tripoli, Libya. The day he left to return to CONUS he was looking out the window of the AC as it took off. He observed an Arab servicing a Donkey. The Arab obviously thought that he was hiden from view in the large drainage structure that ran under the runway. You can’t make this stuff folks!


29 posted on 07/21/2012 9:45:55 PM PDT by TaMoDee ( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2012! Allez Pack!)
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To: Impala64ssa
It must have been one of these two horses.

Dongola

Schwarzwälder Fuchs

30 posted on 07/21/2012 9:46:49 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (??? . what??? Who knew? .)
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To: Impala64ssa
It seems the farmer had caught the same Muslim twice before sneaking into the farm to have sex with the animals ("mainly the horses") but hadn't bothered filing charges against him.

Farmer: I just told him to quit horsing around.

31 posted on 07/21/2012 9:48:35 PM PDT by melancholy (Professor Alinsky, Enslavement Specialist, Ph.D in L0w and H0lder)
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To: Impala64ssa

I could just be me, but reading that headline gave me a few seconds of hilarity as I tried to decipher it before reading! For a second I thought “The illegal is trying to have sex with his own face? And the horse destroyed it?”

I have always wondered if I had a reading disability at some point, sometimes I see signs or magazines, and my mind reads the words, but a completely different thing forms in my head for a second before my brain straightens it out and reads it correctly. Sometimes with really funny results. My wife of course, just rolls her eyes at me when I read something very straightforward and chuckle for a moment...


32 posted on 07/21/2012 9:48:55 PM PDT by rlmorel ("The safest road to Hell is the gradual one." Screwtape (C.S. Lewis))
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To: Chode

I’ve seen my big fiesian stud take both feet to the chest from our mares that would kill a man! That’s brutal.


33 posted on 07/21/2012 9:50:29 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: M Kehoe
Two nuggets.

Had to finish it...

5.56mm

34 posted on 07/21/2012 9:53:11 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: shotgun

Sorry that is friesian with an “r”...


35 posted on 07/21/2012 9:54:21 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: VR-21
See posts 19 and 34.

5.56mm

36 posted on 07/21/2012 9:56:19 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Impala64ssa

He got his face kicked? WTF was he doing? Never mind.


37 posted on 07/21/2012 10:09:35 PM PDT by rlmorel ("The safest road to Hell is the gradual one." Screwtape (C.S. Lewis))
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To: muir_redwoods

LOL


38 posted on 07/21/2012 10:12:03 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: Impala64ssa

Speaking of beastiality...so one time when my son was around 7, he needed a dog picture for a fundraiser he was doing with his classroom. His assigment was making the flyer for the animal shelter.

So, I quickly googled for doberman pincher pic since that was one of the dogs he liked at the animal shelter. I was right there when he clicked on the first option and up popped...a naked woman having sex with a dog. I thought I would die of a heart attack right then and there.


39 posted on 07/21/2012 10:18:51 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: Impala64ssa

That horse could teach some people in the current administration a thing or two about what it means to have “horse sense”.


40 posted on 07/21/2012 10:28:49 PM PDT by Donkey Odious (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: shotgun
this case is simply self defense...

brutal is nominally listed as 1. savage; cruel; inhuman: not traits i would normally attribute to animals

41 posted on 07/21/2012 10:34:14 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: bunkerhill7
I don't know about the top horse, but that bottom one, I don't think so. He ain't no mare. He ain't no mare by a long ......shot. (yeah I chickened out) But then again the Muslim could be a “Homoequinesexual”.
42 posted on 07/21/2012 10:34:20 PM PDT by Tupelo (TeaPartier ..... but no longer a Republican)
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To: rlmorel

When you see a traffic sign that says “stop ahead,” are you tempted to grab your wife’s head and make it stop bobbing to the music on the radio?

When I read this article, I wondered why the police needed medical treatment.


43 posted on 07/21/2012 10:35:13 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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To: SaraJohnson
I shouldn't laugh, but I wonder if there isn't anyone who hasn't googled something which seemed fairly benign, only to have something completely unexpected and inappropriate pop up on the screen.

Remember when Lance Armstrong's liberal girlfriend made the comments about using one piece of toilet paper and not drinking cows milk (or something like that)

I was going to poke fun at her and throw something together in Photoshop to post on FR, and ended up making this:

So I googled dairy milk pump (or something like that) to look for an image of the pumps they put on cows to milk them, and you would not believe the stuff I got back.

I wasn't born yesterday, and have been around the world, but I looked at those pictures and went: "WTF?"

Not only had never seen anything like that, never even imagined it. And I am no prude.

I needed some of this afterwards:

44 posted on 07/21/2012 10:36:35 PM PDT by rlmorel ("The safest road to Hell is the gradual one." Screwtape (C.S. Lewis))
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To: Impala64ssa

...of course.


45 posted on 07/21/2012 10:37:25 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: BykrBayb
Hahahahahaha! Here is how I first read it:

Spain: Horse Destroys Muslim's Illegal Face After He Tries To Have Sex With It."

I thought: "The horse is trying to destroy a Muslim's illegal face after the horse tries to have sex with it? WTF is an "illegal face"?" Followed immediately by: "No, that can't be right..."

46 posted on 07/21/2012 10:43:08 PM PDT by rlmorel ("The safest road to Hell is the gradual one." Screwtape (C.S. Lewis))
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To: shotgun

Did you mean Friesian? They’re magnificent.


47 posted on 07/21/2012 11:47:35 PM PDT by Tucker39 ( Psa 68:19Blessed be the Lord, who daily loadeth us with benefits; even the God of our salvation.KJV)
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To: Impala64ssa
The muzzie version of 'Mr. Hands'....aka Kenneth Pinyan
48 posted on 07/22/2012 12:02:10 AM PDT by 45semi (The correct response to any accusation of racism in the modern age is laughter!)
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To: Impala64ssa

Why wasn’t the farmer and his shotgun waiting for this ultra-creepy perv in the rafters above the horses’ stall the third time? Totally sick. OMG.


49 posted on 07/22/2012 12:09:24 AM PDT by MonicaG (God bless our military! Praying and thanking God for you every day. Thank you!)
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To: Impala64ssa

Gives a literal meaning to the well-known phrase that ends “..and the horse you rode in on.”


50 posted on 07/22/2012 12:28:30 AM PDT by howlinhound (Live your life so that, when you get up in the morning, Satan says, "Oh Crap!..He's awake" - Unknown)
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