Skip to comments.Spain: Horse Destroys Muslim Illegal's Face After He Tries to Have Sex With It
Posted on 07/21/2012 9:05:22 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
The animal kingdom joins the Counterjihad.
A few weeks ago, in Almeria, on the Spanish coast just across from Africa, a North African illegal turned up for emergency treatment at Torrecárdenas hospital. Some of the bones of his face had been smashed in and he had suffered multiple hematomas.
Later it emerged that the Muslim had suffered these injuries while visiting a farm in El Ejido, intending to have sex with a horse there. But the horse had other ideas. It brutally kicked the lovelorn Muslim in the face. It seems the farmer had caught the same Muslim twice before sneaking into the farm to have sex with the animals ("mainly the horses") but hadn't bothered filing charges against him.
After receiving medical treatment, the police identified the Muslim as an illegal immigrant and he is now expected to be deported from the country.
Porn movies for this inbred rag must be Secretariat and Sea Biscuit.
I guess he outgrew goats and was looking for bigger and better things.
From the “comments” section...I expect the doctor will describe the patients’ condition as “stable” Can’t top that!
Couldn’t they give the horse one more shot at him before deportation?
>>”But the horse had other ideas.”<<
Does it get better than that? Especially with a pedophile follower?
And if someone does, I suppose you will just nag them till the cows come home.
If it was a mare he was trying to have sex with....well..you can imagine the rest :-)
somebody should explain the word brutal to them
There once was a muz from Nantucket....
Just an after thought but is the horse an Arabian?
What is it with muzzies having sex with animals....sheep, goats, horses...
In California what that horse did would have been considered a hate crime.
What’s a guy to do when there are no camels around?
In California, they are shopping for a bestiality friendly judge to overturn the proposition that voted down bestiality.
Must have something to do with the start of Ramadan
Thanks! I’m gonna be laughing for the next week!
Who mounted a horse to fu@k it.
The equine refused, the amorous ruse, and broke the muzzie's...
“What is it with muzzies having sex with animals”
The females are all covered with burka’s and the men don’t know what they are!
Maybe he was pretending to be Matthew Broderick...
Neigh means neigh
> A horse is a horse of course of course and you shouldn’t have intercourse with a horse...
Now I suppose you will tell us that there is a NAMBLA chapter in Spain. (North African Mare Boy Love Association)
Probably, just like his real wife, she was a nag.
Deported to where? Johns-Hopkins?
I met an engineer who was involved in the construction of the runways at Wheelus AFB, Tripoli, Libya. The day he left to return to CONUS he was looking out the window of the AC as it took off. He observed an Arab servicing a Donkey. The Arab obviously thought that he was hiden from view in the large drainage structure that ran under the runway. You can’t make this stuff folks!
Farmer: I just told him to quit horsing around.
I could just be me, but reading that headline gave me a few seconds of hilarity as I tried to decipher it before reading! For a second I thought “The illegal is trying to have sex with his own face? And the horse destroyed it?”
I have always wondered if I had a reading disability at some point, sometimes I see signs or magazines, and my mind reads the words, but a completely different thing forms in my head for a second before my brain straightens it out and reads it correctly. Sometimes with really funny results. My wife of course, just rolls her eyes at me when I read something very straightforward and chuckle for a moment...
I’ve seen my big fiesian stud take both feet to the chest from our mares that would kill a man! That’s brutal.
Had to finish it...
Sorry that is friesian with an “r”...
He got his face kicked? WTF was he doing? Never mind.
Speaking of beastiality...so one time when my son was around 7, he needed a dog picture for a fundraiser he was doing with his classroom. His assigment was making the flyer for the animal shelter.
So, I quickly googled for doberman pincher pic since that was one of the dogs he liked at the animal shelter. I was right there when he clicked on the first option and up popped...a naked woman having sex with a dog. I thought I would die of a heart attack right then and there.
That horse could teach some people in the current administration a thing or two about what it means to have “horse sense”.
brutal is nominally listed as 1. savage; cruel; inhuman: not traits i would normally attribute to animals
When you see a traffic sign that says “stop ahead,” are you tempted to grab your wife’s head and make it stop bobbing to the music on the radio?
When I read this article, I wondered why the police needed medical treatment.
Remember when Lance Armstrong's liberal girlfriend made the comments about using one piece of toilet paper and not drinking cows milk (or something like that)
I was going to poke fun at her and throw something together in Photoshop to post on FR, and ended up making this:
So I googled dairy milk pump (or something like that) to look for an image of the pumps they put on cows to milk them, and you would not believe the stuff I got back.
I wasn't born yesterday, and have been around the world, but I looked at those pictures and went: "WTF?"
Not only had never seen anything like that, never even imagined it. And I am no prude.
I needed some of this afterwards:
Spain: Horse Destroys Muslim's Illegal Face After He Tries To Have Sex With It."
I thought: "The horse is trying to destroy a Muslim's illegal face after the horse tries to have sex with it? WTF is an "illegal face"?" Followed immediately by: "No, that can't be right..."
Did you mean Friesian? They’re magnificent.
Why wasn’t the farmer and his shotgun waiting for this ultra-creepy perv in the rafters above the horses’ stall the third time? Totally sick. OMG.
Gives a literal meaning to the well-known phrase that ends “..and the horse you rode in on.”
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