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To: Kartographer

That’s all fine if you’re out in the boonies, but what about prepping for urban dwellers?

Here’s a list of must haves:

Protest signs
condoms/dental dams
glow sticks
brown/black shoe polish
cell phone (for self-defense)
beret
hard copy of Starbucks gift card

Please feel free to add.


13 posted on 07/31/2012 5:26:01 PM PDT by papertyger ("And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if..."))
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To: papertyger; Lurker; JRandomFreeper
"That’s all fine if you’re out in the boonies, but what about prepping for urban dwellers?"

That's easy a pack of the softest strongest toilet paper you can find and a pack of the best baby wipes you can buy. That way you A$$ will be nice and clean when you kiss it goodbye!
19 posted on 07/31/2012 5:49:22 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: papertyger

Sharpie’s in rainbow colors and PINs for trust fund access.


20 posted on 07/31/2012 5:52:18 PM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: papertyger

Okay, how about:

Mani/pedi kit
MP3 player with World music
Birkenstocks (for foraging missions)

and for the teens:

Directions to Hot Topic loaded onto iPhone
Band T-shirts
Skinny girl jeans (for boys)
Black hair dye


23 posted on 07/31/2012 6:08:20 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: papertyger; SortaBichy
Green cash....and then more green cash.....and then some more.

Aside...all you'd ever find at a Starbucks would be leftists, so those sh*tholes should be under the "avoid at all costs" category........you'd find yourself preached and then mooched to death by the leftists that frequent the chain.

Seriously, though -- having been on the "wrong side" of the Newhall Pass after the Northridge earthquake, wifey and I learned quicklike that when power is out for extended periods, green money still rubs palms the same way with Punjab down at the convenience store. Show up with a credit card, and you're SOL.

I guarantee you that Punjab's gonna be at his store, abacus or pocket calculator in hand......Home Depot, Walmart, Target, chain grocery stores, gas stations will be shuttered.

36 posted on 07/31/2012 6:40:56 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (A conservative, a liberal and a moderate walked into a bar; barkeep said "Hi Mitt")
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To: papertyger

All the contents in the wife’s “lingerie” drawer.


41 posted on 07/31/2012 7:10:57 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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