Posted on 08/03/2012 3:45:13 PM PDT by Tar and Feathers
When Harry Reid made the wildly incredible claim that Romney hadn’t paid taxes in 10 years, perhaps he failed to mention that the taxes in particular were tobacco and alcohol taxes. We all know what a dirty business politics is especially during campaigns, so the Dems must be tearing their collective hair out trying to find something dastardly with which they can smear their otherwise wholesome opponent.
In a recent column, Ann Coulter astutely observed that Mitt Romney is so deficient in the area of compromising scandals that the Dems are reduced to turning mild and ordinary behavior into something dark and insidious. But it takes a creative mind to turn the mundane into the ungodly, something I happen to think is right up my dark alley. Besides, I think I’ve got something that that has viral potential, and I’ve always wanted to go viral.
Who remembers Chuck Norris Facts, that internet phenomenon that helped create the concept of internet memes? It spread across the web in 2005 and made its way into the popular culture with lines like, “When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down.” So let’s get started with the next internet sensation, “Mitt Romney Facts. (as told by the Democrat Party)”
• Mitt Romney saw an R-rated movie
• Mitt Romney was assessed a $1.75 library fine
• Mitt Romney once yelled at Mr. Rogers
• Mitt Romney opens up Oreos and eats the frosting first
• Mitt Romney was seen with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue
Ok, I’ve got the ball rolling. Viral City, here we come!
I don’t like him...but if he wins..get ready for million man marches in Europe and lib US states.
Romney uses Dapper Dan’s Pomade and is a vain man.
He doesn’t use Fop, doggonit. He’s a Dapper Dan man.
Reid is so mobbed up that he's a walking, talking blackmail machine. Axlerod and Rhambo could order him to tar and feather himself and walk naked down Pennsylvania Ave and he would do so instantly.
Read Freeper Fedora's excellent investigative thread to understand this human slimeball, and why he is willing to be a tool: he has NO CHOICE.
Mitt Romney brushes his back and forth, not up and down.
“Mitt Romney opens up Oreos and eats the frosting first”
And Mitt Romney hides the cookies part of the Oreo under the couch cushions because nobody eats the cookie only the icing.
Dick Smothers is himself a pretty smarmy character (the “smart one” of the Smothers Brothers), but even he could not give us the true measure of “Dingy Harry”. One may only presume that it is a type of schizophrenia that enables one person to be both a practicing LDS and a liberal Democrat simultaneously.
Rush Limbaugh probably has it right, that Dingy Harry is in the middle stages of Alzheimers syndrome, as he not only repeated the charge that Mitt Romney is “hiding something” in his tax returns, but stood in the well of the Senate while he did so.
Note to the aside: A most defamatory remark may be made from the floor of either the House or Senate by a seated member of that respective branch of the Congress, and no matter how slanderous or treasonous the statement, the member cannot be pursued in either civil or criminal court for the harm done to the targeted individual.
But he does have to face election later on, and those very words, once uttered, may be fairly used in the campaign against him.
Dapper Dan, I love the movie Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? even though I can’t stand George Clooney the real life person. The movie soundtrack is awesome.
You might also like the soundtrack from 'The Long Riders', good movie, interesting concept (brother's playing brothers (Quad's, Keech's and Carradine's) Music by Ry Cooder.
Best line:
Jim Younger (Keith Carradine): Cuz you're a whore
Belle Starr (Pamela Reed): Well, that may be. But at least I ain't a cheap one.
Mitt Romney has tons of scandals. It’s just that the Democrats also favor Statism, lying and destroying conservatives and conservatism. If the libs bothered to use them, Mittens’ campaign would collapse the very next day.
Romney once wore a medium blue tie with a dark blue suit.
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