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DUmmie FUnnies 08-03-12 (Chock-fulla-Hate: Homophiliacs hate on Chick-fil-A)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 3, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/03/2012 4:57:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

DUmmieland is a hate site. We've known that for a long time. They hate freedom of speech. They hate traditional moral values. They hate Christianity. So it is no surprise that they would hate on Chick-fil-A. Haters gonna hate.

Here's the background: In an interview recently, the head of Chick-fil-A, Dan Cathy, expressed his personal opinion in favor of traditional marriage. Well, the Democrat Party now is in favor of what they call "marriage equality" (sic, sick), a euphemism for sodomite perversion. So Mr. Cathy's statement unleashed a torrent of intolerance from the Left, including from several big-city Democrat mayors, who threatened to block Chick-fil-A from building stores in their cities. Hey, big-city mayors, way to help the economy of your cities and provide jobs for your citizens! Way to use your public office to inhibit free speech! Not!

To counter the political intimidation tactics of the Left, some folks in favor of free speech and moral values called for a "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day," encouraging people to go there and eat. That was on Wednesday.

So how did the homophiliacs at DUmmieland think this Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day would go? Let's find out, shall we? We'll look at two of the many threads on the subject, this THREAD, "Chick-fil-A brand health dives 40 percent after anti-LGBT remarks," and this THREAD, "Chick-Fil-a WTF is going on."

So let us now venture into the hate site called DUmmieland, where the comments are in Rhode Island Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who made a special point of going to Chick-fil-A yesterday and enjoying a delicious Spicy Chicken Sandwich Deluxe on a golden wheat bun, is in the [brackets]:

Chick-fil-A brand health dives 40 percent after anti-LGBT remarks.

[This was posted on Monday.]

The Georgia-based fried chicken chain Chick-fil-A has taken at massive hit since its founder publicly announced that the company opposed equal rights for LGBT people, according to a recent brand analysis.

[That's it! Stick a fork in 'em! They're done!]

Great!!

[WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]

It's a beautiful thing.

[Freudenschade, baby!]

Yes! How do you like liberals now, fundie?

[In your FACE, you Chick-fil-A-Hole!]

This is a lesson in how not to build/maintain your brand and how you should tell your CEO to shut the hell up.

[Take THAT, Chatty Cathy!]

Hey, b*tch slapped by the invisible hand!! How's that going for you, Mr. Smuggety Smug??

[Ouch!]

If all goes well, this chain could vanish before I ever have to even see one of them.

[Vanish or banish, either way!]

Talk about a bad business. EPIC FAIL!

[EPIC FAIL! As will be this stupid "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" on Wednesday! Sure to be "Chick-FAIL-A"! Watch, no one will show up except for a few fundie teabaggers!]

[We now fast-forward to Wednesday . . .]

Chick-Fil-a WTF is going on

[What The Fowl???]

They have caused traffic jams all over KC. I was driving around for busines today and twice got stuck in traffic for over thirty minutes due to extreme traffic caused by their crap.

[No, it can't be. You must be mistaken. This Chick-fil-A Day was supposed to be a big flop. "EPIC FAIL," remember? Must be some other reason for the traffic jam.]

the wingers are having a chick-fil-a appreciation day.

[A few chicken-wingers, OK, but that's gotta be it. I can't imagine this thing being real big.]

Big traffic jam in Centerville (Dayton) OH, too

[Dayton, too? Must be sunspots or something, messing with the traffic signals in a few places.]

It is amazing just how many new DU members that have recently joined that are bringing us the Chick-ful-of-hate updates today. My, oh, my. Welcome to DU. Enjoy your stay.

[DUmmieland is Chock-fulla-LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS! Hee! Hee!]

It's the rapture ...by fried food. watch their selfish hate-filled over-gorged hearts explode woofing down those grease sandwiches. bye bye.

[I HATE those hate-filled Christians!]

Face Book groups like "Christians Tired of Being Misrepresented" are out there misrepresenting DEMS by saying that Democrats propose a GOVERNMENT BAN on anti-gay businesses.

[Why, of course, that is impossible! The Democratics are the party of Peace, Love, and Tolerance. How could Democrats be against freedom of speech?? Ridiculous!]

well, the mayor of boston suggested just such a thing

[Wha-WHAA??? No way!]

he quite clearly stated that chick-fil-a should back out of their plans to open in boston and that there is no place for chick fil a in boston. he is a democrat. he is in government. he is (trying to) using the power of his office to stop a business from operating in boston.

This sucks big ass. fine them for blocking traffic. I got stuck outside of three malls with them. I can't beleive how screwed up this deal is today. Its wrong to tie up everybody like this. Chik fil a needs to be fined for blocking traffic.

[Why did the Chick-fil-A's block the road? To get to the other side!]

I am in Woodstock, GA. And the Chick-Fil-As are packed in my area.

[By the time we got to Woodstock, we were half a million strong. . . .]

In Racine, workers at the restaurant say extra staff was brought in Wednesday for the influx of business.

[Racist Racine! Stupid influx!]

They caused a big traffic jam around here too (Chicago burbs). Hundreds of people, news helicopters, ect.

["Chicago values," Mayor Rahm! Hee! Hee!]

it's "Teabilly F***sticks Eat Mor Sh*tty Chiken" day.

[And for the DUmmies, it's "Not One D*mn Drumstick Day."]

I hope their arteries clog.

[Hey, I LIKE my arteries firm and hard!]

I hope they all get salmonella.

[Love, love, love. . . .]

It won't last, chickfila is over.

[O. VER. You hear me? OVER! Hang up the "Going Out of Business" sign! Last one out, turn off the lights! Chick-fil-A is D-O-A!!!]

[Oh, but before we go, one more post, this one on how Chick-fil-A did on Wednesday . . .]

Unfortunately, I read that it reported a record sales day.

[FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chickfila; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; homosexualagenda
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1 posted on 08/03/2012 4:57:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 08/03/2012 5:00:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Haters gonna hate.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP!


3 posted on 08/03/2012 5:01:08 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (obozo could bring back literal slavery with chains and still he will get 85+% of the black vote)
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP???


4 posted on 08/03/2012 5:02:22 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Leftwing hate mongers.


5 posted on 08/03/2012 5:03:11 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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6 posted on 08/03/2012 5:03:33 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93destr)
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To: Charles Henrickson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=8OwZGmYV-1I

Hope this works..... Don’t know how to post a link..... :-(


7 posted on 08/03/2012 5:05:10 PM PDT by Chuck54 (Budget? Don't need one. Did I mention I got Bin Laden& Ghaddafi? ....and I'm awesome.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I sure hope so!


8 posted on 08/03/2012 5:06:05 PM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well isn’t the white lesbian trash a real cutie?

GAG No wonder she’s gay.


9 posted on 08/03/2012 5:12:36 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (Now a Chick-fil-A customer . . . God bless Dan Cathy)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Great post today.


10 posted on 08/03/2012 5:14:40 PM PDT by wastedyears ("God? I didn't know he was signed onto the system.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Its wrong to tie up everybody like this. Chik fil a needs to be fined for blocking traffic.

Brought to you by the same idiots who often plan to block traffic as a form of protest.
11 posted on 08/03/2012 5:16:44 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
So many came out on such short notice for this chicken thing. I can't imagine what the polls will look like...
12 posted on 08/03/2012 5:17:32 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: Charles Henrickson

Excellent. I can almost hear the DUmmie heads exploding at the sight of so many "white bitter clingers".

So many came out on such short notice for this chicken thing. I can't imagine what the polls will look like...

13 posted on 08/03/2012 5:18:16 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: A_Former_Democrat

I think she’d be ‘not guilty’ if she actually tried to look like a woman.

Not to mention the number done on her body by psychological issues.


14 posted on 08/03/2012 5:23:44 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: A_Former_Democrat
Well isn’t the white lesbian trash a real cutie?

You meant cootie, right?

15 posted on 08/03/2012 5:24:02 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Charles Henrickson
its founder publicly announced that the company opposed equal rights for LGBT people

Hey, what about us BLT people, who don't eat chicken ... we got rights too!

16 posted on 08/03/2012 5:35:24 PM PDT by mikrofon (Alphabet Soup Nazi)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nerdine McSpinster has a facial expression that would sour milk and a foul mouth to boot.

Is she the best DU can do for a spokeswomyn? Not very compelling.


17 posted on 08/03/2012 5:35:52 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: A_Former_Democrat

I get turned on when I watch the Simpsons.

I think I’m Homersexual.


18 posted on 08/03/2012 5:36:07 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I like the photo and the thought behind it. I didn’t lunch at a Chick-fil-A Wednesday because we don’t have any within reasonable driving distance (well over an hour or two away). Otherwise, I’d have hogged out, even being on my diet.

I wonder how many of these idiots showed up for today’s kiss-in. Bet Chick-fil-A didn’t have to bring in extra help. Police perhaps, but not extra help...


19 posted on 08/03/2012 5:39:19 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Chuck54

Some of the comments on that link, about the Bible and gays are really clueless...


20 posted on 08/03/2012 5:48:07 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Georgia-based fried chicken chain Chick-fil-A has taken at massive hit since its founder publicly announced that the company opposed equal rights for LGBT people, according to a recent brand analysis.

They are so full o chicken manure with that comment - it is private company and issued no such statement, thus whoever the libtard is who made the statement made it up.

21 posted on 08/03/2012 5:51:57 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Why is the area around her mouth so dark? Carpet burns?
22 posted on 08/03/2012 5:54:18 PM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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To: bcsco
I didn't see anything at the local CFA near USF about gays kissing when I was buying some cigars and guns with my youngest son today. We stopped there to eat.

The gun is for him, the cigars for me.

23 posted on 08/03/2012 5:55:09 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!!)
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To: cripplecreek

I was thinking the same thing. Just like the bumper stickers when Bush was president that read, “Dissent is patriotism,” it loses its favor when applied against them.


24 posted on 08/03/2012 6:00:39 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: ExCTCitizen

One thread today mentioned police being called, not because of gays causing a ruckus, but because the media was there and acting like storm troops. By the time the police arrived, I guess the management and the media had come to some accommodation.


25 posted on 08/03/2012 6:01:47 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: A_Former_Democrat

...the dull, hate-filled eyes.....

Scary!


26 posted on 08/03/2012 6:02:22 PM PDT by LUV W (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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To: LUV W

Indeed. That chick’s got some real issues, and they’re not about Chick-fil-A


27 posted on 08/03/2012 6:12:15 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (Now a Chick-fil-A customer . . . God bless Dan Cathy)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; Cletus.D.Yokel
Well, their kiss-in is really going over well for sure. Any more show up, they might be able to field a football team. And, no, I'm not suggesting the Packers sell their name...
28 posted on 08/03/2012 6:13:47 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: EGPWS

Yeah, I’m sure she was just itchin’ to get her picture taken


29 posted on 08/03/2012 6:17:57 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (Now a Chick-fil-A customer . . . God bless Dan Cathy)
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To: Charles Henrickson

There’s a Chick-fil-A just walking distance from me. I drove over yesterday and the line was so long that I didn’t want to wait. I was too hungry. I always go there when I get my Chick-fil-A coupons. They have good coupons and sometimes they even give you a good deal just for showing up wearing any kind of clothing with a sports team printed on it.


30 posted on 08/03/2012 6:20:13 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Remember how the libs used to love to say “What if they gave a war and nobody came?” - Well how about “What if they gave a boycott and everybody came anyway?”


31 posted on 08/03/2012 6:25:48 PM PDT by reformed_dem
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To: Charles Henrickson

This was great! Hilarious! Thanks for the ping...hahaha


32 posted on 08/03/2012 7:15:42 PM PDT by 1035rep
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To: Gabz
They are so full o chicken manure with that comment - it is private company and issued no such statement, thus whoever the libtard is who made the statement made it up.
There you go! Ruining a perfect DUmmie fantasy with fact! Shame on you!
33 posted on 08/03/2012 8:41:07 PM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I showed my disgust with Dan Cathy and his opinions by eating lunch at Chick-Fil-A every day this week.


34 posted on 08/03/2012 8:43:28 PM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: wjcsux
There you go! Ruining a perfect DUmmie fantasy with fact! Shame on you!

One has to do what one does best!!!!!

35 posted on 08/03/2012 10:11:43 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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36 posted on 08/04/2012 4:49:59 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Unfortunately, I read that it reported a record sales day.

[FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Money talks and BS walks. Sorry DUmmies, but we conservatives will be having record turnout in November too.

37 posted on 08/04/2012 5:15:15 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (RINO season is open. No limit. Make them extinct.)
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To: Gabz; wjcsux; Charles Henrickson
I read that line and started chuckling. It was an obvious fabrication during a pre-freudenscade build-up. Then I saw this one:

This is a lesson in how not to build/maintain your brand and how you should tell your CEO to shut the hell up.

And realized how hilarious it is to watch the Ant Farm! CFA is privately held by the Cathy family of which Dan Cathy is the patriarch. It would be difficult for Dan to discipline Dan for saying, on behalf of Dan, what Dan believes.

38 posted on 08/04/2012 8:01:54 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

Are there any entertaining DU threads concerning the “amsmith77amsmith” debacle?

I’m betting Skinner gave them the granite-pie just so you guys couldn’t DuFu the topic!


39 posted on 08/04/2012 8:11:42 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix
CFA is privately held by the Cathy family of which Dan Cathy is the patriarch.

The patriarch of Chick-fil-A is Truett Cathy. His son, Dan Cathy, is the CEO. To use an analogy, Truett is "the old man," and Dan "runs the store" < /pawnstars>.

But your basic point is right.

40 posted on 08/04/2012 8:19:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Irritate a liberal: Eat at Chick-fil-A.)
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To: A_Former_Democrat
Well isn’t the white lesbian trash a real cutie?

Are you sure that's a female?

5.56mm

41 posted on 08/04/2012 8:19:47 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix
Are there any entertaining DU threads concerning the “amsmith77amsmith” debacle?

Yes, there are threads on that guy who harrassed a Chick-fil-A employee. And there are threads on the homo "kiss-in" yesterday. Plus, today is Barry's birthday, and there are threads on that. Plenty of stuff to DUFU.

But for me, at least, real life intrudes. Got a sermon to write and a party to attend today. I was thinking of doing a DUFU on Barry's birthday, but I may not have time to get to it. So it looks like PJ will have to step up to the plate if there is to be any DUFUing today.

42 posted on 08/04/2012 8:25:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Your genial DUmmie FUnnies co-host)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lol thanks for posting. I love how they are complaining about the all the Chick-fil-a’s being packed....hahaha


43 posted on 08/04/2012 8:36:46 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Charles Henrickson

Classy!! Sleazy wrist tattoo! Nothing says, “refined and elegant” like the sleazy self-mutilation of a wrist tattoo.

And I wonder which party is more concerned with A holes? Apparently hers, since she continues to show her tolerance and kindness, intelligence and grace, with her lovely cell-phone comment!

Perfect lead picture for the thread, Mr. Henrickson.


44 posted on 08/04/2012 10:56:57 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Charles Henrickson

Chik Fil A Day will have a seriesly hugh impact in November. I went to the one here after I got off work but they were out of food and there were like 200 people in line in front of me.


45 posted on 08/04/2012 10:58:51 AM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: TheOldLady; A_Former_Democrat; varyouga; EGPWS; RegulatorCountry; concerned about politics; ...
Classy!! Sleazy wrist tattoo! Nothing says, “refined and elegant” like the sleazy self-mutilation of a wrist tattoo. And I wonder which party is more concerned with A holes? Apparently hers, since she continues to show her tolerance and kindness, intelligence and grace, with her lovely cell-phone comment! Perfect lead picture for the thread, Mr. Henrickson.

When I came across that photo on the "Chick-Fil-a WTF is going on" thread, I did indeed think it would a perfect lead picture for this DUFU. It's in POST 88, by DUmmie Lizzie Poppet. I don't know if that's Lizzie herself in the photo, or if it's some some other Lezzie, but the photo captures the DUmmies in a NUtshell.

As to her wrist tattoo, I blew up the photo and it looks like it reads, kpef, whatever that means.

46 posted on 08/04/2012 11:28:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Lizzie the Lezzie?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I was kinda impressed that she ONLY had a tat....no visible body piercings that I could tell. :).


47 posted on 08/04/2012 12:27:47 PM PDT by LUV W (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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To: LUV W
I was kinda impressed that she ONLY had a tat....no visible body piercings that I could tell.

But you're only seeing the tip of the iceberg. Er, so to speak. There could be more surprises under that shirt, or down below.

Hold on, I will have to call a penalty on myself:

T M I !!!

48 posted on 08/04/2012 12:57:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Lizzie the Lezzie?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
As to her wrist tattoo, I blew up the photo and it looks like it reads, kpef, whatever that means.

"kpef," huh? Don't ask me! ;-)

"...some other Lezzie..."

*Snort* [giggles]

49 posted on 08/04/2012 1:08:12 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Charles Henrickson
Welllllll...I did say visible. :)
50 posted on 08/04/2012 1:34:23 PM PDT by LUV W (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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