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DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-12 (Outraged HUffies Eat Crow Over "Hate Crime")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2012 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/08/2012 11:43:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

So what do you think has been the inevitable result of all the "hate crimes" reported ever since the Kerri DUnn(ce) "hate crime" of 8 years ago? You would think that the left, including DUmmies and HUffies, would finally learn to curb their outrage until the final results are in. Even a DUmb dog would learn that trick after so much practice but nooooooo the HUffington Post HUffies went straight to extreme gullible OUTRAGE mode the moment they read this STORY, "Joseph Baken, Montana Gay Man, Allegedly Beaten Outside Club On His Birthday." Now watch the outrage UNTIL the inevitable "OOPS!" moment which all of us (but not them) KNOW is coming. Until that moment, enjoy the HUffie outrage in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, also waiting for the Lincoln, Nebraska "OOPS!" moment, is in the [brackets]:

Joseph Baken, Montana Gay Man, Allegedly Beaten Outside Club On His Birthday

[Any fool can figure out the inevitable conclusion to this...except for leftwing fools. This they ALWAYS swallow hook, line, and sinker.]

A Montana-based gay man's birthday celebration turned ugly after he was allegedly beaten by at least three people in an attack he believes was motivated by his sexual orientation.

[Were they the same three people who carved messages into a certain Lincoln, Nebraska lesbian?]

Missoulian reports that the 22-year-old man told police he asked patrons at the Missoula Club about the location of a nearby gay bar. After someone asked him to step outside for a cigarette, the man said he was hit by someone, and then two more people joined in.

[Did they also spray paint hate messages on the wall?]

The "Wipe Out Homophobia" Facebook page identifies the alleged victim only as "Joseph," and says that the assailants hurled anti-gay epithets like "faggot" at him during the attack. "Nobody deserves this, especially not just because of your sexuality," the group's organizers wrote in their post.

[Yawn! Please save this as the cookie cutter template for yet more "hate crimes."]

Police say Joseph reported the attack three hours after it happened, and had no serious injuries. Officers are investigating the attack as a misdemeanor, according to KAJ18.

[Waiting a long time to report and no serious injuries. I think we've been down this road many times before.]

Meanwhile, Missoulian notes that an event called "Proposition Gay Downtown Missoula Pub Crawl" is being organized in response to the attack on Aug. 31. “We are encouraging gay, lesbian, transgender, bisexual people (and their straight friends) to show up en masse at any and all Missoula downtown bars on Friday, August 31, to raise awareness while having a rockin’ good time!” the publication cites the group’s Facebook post as saying.

[Yeah, be sure to show up for that rally with egg covering your faces. And now to record extreme HUffie gullibility...]

Horrifying. I hope "Joseph" recovers quickly, and that things like this never happen again.

[Or, as always is the case, to happen in the first place.]

They will. They will happen again this week and perhaps today they are happening right now.

[And on Mars! The Curiosity rover caught it on camera.]

Gay men get beaten and denied civil rights every day in this country, and yet we have bigoted conservatives claiming that somehow gay people don't deserve to be treated as human beings. I hope the criminals who beat this man get caught and punished appropriately--and then forced into sensitivity training. It's been my experience that the most violent homophobes have themselves had feelings of attraction to the same sex and are afraid of it.

[I hope you enjoy that thick coating of jumbo eggs that will be covering your outraged face.]

I would just like to ask the bashers why they're so afraid of gay, lesbian, bi and transgender people? We/They are no threat to you nor do we go about bashing you because you're straight. Why are you so afraid you go about bullying and beating innocent people? Why??????

[Why????? Because it NEVER happens in the first place. Why????? Because you're just not that important.]

As long as we have "so-called" Christians like the COO of Chick-fil-A spewing hate, this unfortunately will continue to happen.

[It will continue to happen in your Alternate Reality.]

These events are getting reported more and more often now - and there are probably more out there that are not getting reported at all.

[Or not even happening in the first place.]

I feel so bad for Joseph and the other two men who were attacked. What in the heck is wrong with people now a days? Why is this not a Felony? Like attempted murder?? This is just awful. I honestly just don't know what else to say. So sad. Wish it would stop.

[I know what you will soon say..."OOPS!"]

This is why I never let a known heterosexual anywhere near my family.

[Is that you, Ben Burch?]

Why don't gay bashers ever attack one on one? Never a fair fight cause they know in a lot of cases they would get the floor mopped with their buttocks.

[How about if we broadcast Imaginary Gay Basher Ultimate Fighting?]

Horrible that it happened, but why would any gay person want to live in such places like Montana or Texas. Places are full of ignorance and hate. Move to the coast where you can live safely and happily, and these types are the minority.

[Horrible that it DIDN'T happen.]

Oddly, I really hope this turns out to be true (the vaguery of details makes me leery) and that this kid was attacked on the basis of his sexuality because then it stands firmly as yet another instance of pure hate that we need to stand up to.

[I hate to break it to you but your fervent hope WILL be dashed.]

I will never understand how beating this beautiful young man somehow makes these animals feel better about themselves or superior. This just makes me ashamed to be an American. And I bet these thugs are all sitting in the first row at church on Sunday.

[Yes, they are sitting on the first row of the First Church of the Imaginary Conception.]

Yep, these guys sure proved that they are tough. Three against one, in an ambush. Dang, I wonder how it feels to be so manly?

[Why don't you ask the imaginary phantoms themselves.]

My very effeminate straight friend was attacked by 3 tugs while they called him a F*gg*t... What they didn't know is that he is a art martial professional.

[So as an art martial he hand painted them into submission?]

Yep. They hide behind anonymity online. And in real life they are no braver, because when they harass gays, they always have to do it in a group. They don't have backbone without backup.

[So anonymous that they never existed in the first place. Okay, gang, we now come to the inevitable OOPS! moment...]

Joseph Baken, Montana Man, Pleads Guilty To Fabricating Anti-Gay Attack

[OOPS! Please study the recipe for baked crow.]

The Missoula Independent reports that Joseph Baken, 22, was sentenced to 180 days in jail and a $300 fine after he admitted to police that claims he was beaten outside of a local bar by at least three men over the weekend had been fabricated. The jail time was suspended.

[I love the sight of outraged HUffie faces covered with egg!]

Baken's original case had prompted immense support from the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community when a photo of his badly bruised face was uploaded to the "Wipe Out Homophobia" Facebook page and subsequently shared on a number of other social media outlets. The page's organizers also noted that Baken's assailants hurled anti-gay epithets like "faggot" at him during the attack. "Nobody deserves this, especially not just because of your sexuality," the group's organizers wrote in their original post.

[But of course this same group continues to complete believe in the Lincoln, Nebraska hate crime so don't put those eggs away.]

However, local law enforcement began to openly doubt the specifics of the case after a video that apparently showed Baken attempting to do a backflip off a curb emerged (that footage can be viewed above). He is believed to have sustained the injuries seen in the widely circulated photograph after falling to the pavement during the attempt.

[The curb! The curb is guilty of a HATE CRIME!!! And now to watch the reactions of HUffies stuffing their mouths with large helpings of crow...]

Well, now that this appears to be a hoax I hope this young man is punished to the full extent of the law. What could possibly have been his purpose in claiming to be the victim of a hate crime if not to perpetuate that hate?

[The purpose was a scientific experiment to test the limits HUffie gullibility.]

It looks like he put on makeup to enhance the "so called injuries". I wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing was a faked stunt for attention. It's happened before.with these "types".

[Did he use Revlon Hate Crime Rouge?]

Makes you wonder how many of these are faked to garner more sympathy.

[Start with a figure of 100% and then go up from there.]

On one hand, I feel a bit angry and foolish. On the other hand:

[...you feel completely STUPID.]

between this and that smug buffoon at the Chick-fil-A drive-thru, i'd say it hasn't been a good week for the LGBT " community

[It will be an even worse week for you if the results of the Lincoln, Nebraska "Hate Crime" investigation is revealed.]

I don't care if he faked it...let ban some restaurant from opening in a major city.

[LOL!]

He faked it. No surprise.

[How can one be surprised at the inevitable?]

Did anyone notice that this could be ANYBODY in the video?

[A Back Flip Truther!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hatecrime; huffies; huffingtonpost
Identical results soon to arrive from the Lincoln, Nebraska "Hate Crime."
1 posted on 08/08/2012 11:43:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 08/08/2012 11:48:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

In!


3 posted on 08/08/2012 11:58:58 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: PJ-Comix

So, the one poster HOPES it’s true to give them a reason to hate and attack conservatives but we’re the haters? What kind of person HOPES something like this is TRUE?

No wonder they see hate everywhere... they WANT to!


4 posted on 08/08/2012 11:59:47 AM PDT by nodumbblonde ("The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity." - Ayn Rand)
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To: PJ-Comix

Since he did his back flip, they had to back pedal. Neat.


5 posted on 08/08/2012 12:00:42 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix

Ho, hum another day, another fake “Hate” crime.


6 posted on 08/08/2012 12:05:15 PM PDT by arrogantsob (Obama MUST Go. Sarah herself supports Romney.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Fake, but accurate! Paging Dan Rather!

Courage, Joseph. Courage.


7 posted on 08/08/2012 12:06:25 PM PDT by Personal Responsibility (Behind enemy lines in the city where it's illegal to buy a Big Gulp)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is another rake in the tall grass story.
The Left has a wonderful skill for finding rakes in the tall grass. They stomp their feet until they hit the business end and the handle comes up and hits them in the face.


8 posted on 08/08/2012 12:06:25 PM PDT by jmaroneps37 (Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
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To: PJ-Comix
bigoted conservatives claiming that somehow gay people don't deserve to be treated as human beings.

By that definition I must be a bigoted conservative. Most people can be anything that the dysfunctional nature mistakes define.
I certainly have never claimed that perverts should not be treated as human beings, but have regularly wondered why so many of them can't act like one, instead of like dysfunctional chickens.
(Shameless Chic-Fil-A reference)

9 posted on 08/08/2012 12:09:53 PM PDT by publius911 (Formerly Publius 6961, formerly jennsdad)
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To: PJ-Comix
says that the assailants hurled anti-gay epithets like "faggot" at him

Well, he admits asking about fag bars, so what is the problem here? How can it possibly be "anti" if he clearly identified as such.

And, just how does a person "hurl" a simple word?? Wasn't written on a brick or something, was it?

10 posted on 08/08/2012 12:14:15 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix

180 days to, er, polish his act.


11 posted on 08/08/2012 12:16:19 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Here is the back flip FAIL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3uJ57u92nU&feature=player_embedded


12 posted on 08/08/2012 12:18:13 PM PDT by freedomlover
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To: PJ-Comix
[How about if we broadcast Imaginary Gay Basher Ultimate Fighting?]

Rule #1. Do not talk about Imaginary Gay Basher Ultimate Fight Club.

They keep forgetting that rule.

13 posted on 08/08/2012 12:21:30 PM PDT by BufordP ("Drink me if you can't take a joke." --Kool-Aid)
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To: PJ-Comix

Lacking a rational brain, instinct forces the rubes to peck at any shiny object.


14 posted on 08/08/2012 12:26:04 PM PDT by JPG (Mount your steeds. Nov '12 is for all the marbles.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Didn't that drunk woman, who used to be in Air America, or whatever their name was, claim the same thing? Said she was "jumped" by the right wing, but had actually fallen in her druken stuper? Photobucket
15 posted on 08/08/2012 12:31:55 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: PJ-Comix

A ha! The old “fake noose over the door” trick currently popular with the communist libs! I knew it. Joseph is a homosexual liar! Wolf! Wolf!


16 posted on 08/08/2012 12:40:31 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The NRA did not create James "The Joker" Holmes. Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood did.)
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To: bcsco

Dude wanted to increase his celeb status at the Gay Bar, OBVIOUSLY....


17 posted on 08/08/2012 12:40:41 PM PDT by tcrlaf (Election 2012: THE RAPTURE OF THE DEMOCRATS)
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To: PJ-Comix

The judge broke a lot of hearts down at the Iron Bar Hotel when he suspended the jail sentence.


18 posted on 08/08/2012 12:44:52 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The NRA did not create James "The Joker" Holmes. Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood did.)
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To: PJ-Comix
My very effeminate straight friend was attacked by 3 tugs while they called him a F*gg*t... What they didn't know is that he is a art martial professional.

Oh dam... I'm dieing here.
I can't see through my tears!!!
19 posted on 08/08/2012 12:46:58 PM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: Condor51

‘Art Martial’...

IS that a gay sexual trick with small brushes?


20 posted on 08/08/2012 12:54:50 PM PDT by tcrlaf (Election 2012: THE RAPTURE OF THE DEMOCRATS)
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To: tcrlaf
‘Art Martial’...
IS that a gay sexual trick with small brushes?
It could be?!? But I think you need '3 tugs', too. At least that what (cough) 'he' says. (lol)

For being oh-so superior to us 'Rethugs', these people sure act oh-so STOO-PID

21 posted on 08/08/2012 1:09:59 PM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: PJ-Comix
However, local law enforcement began to openly doubt the specifics of the case after a video that apparently showed Baken attempting to do a backflip off a curb emerged (that footage can be viewed above). He is believed to have sustained the injuries seen in the widely circulated photograph after falling to the pavement during the attempt.

So...he kicked *himself* to the curb?

22 posted on 08/08/2012 1:12:50 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: tcrlaf
‘Art Martial’...

IS that a gay sexual trick with small brushes?

Yes....and its heart rendering.

23 posted on 08/08/2012 1:13:18 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: PJ-Comix
Never a fair fight cause they know in a lot of cases they would get the floor mopped with their buttocks.

Whooo, a mention of a beating and buttocks all in one sentence. I bet a lot of the sickos who probably hang out on that website got a thrilling mental picture just from reading that post.

24 posted on 08/08/2012 1:32:24 PM PDT by epow ( "It is when people forget God that tyrants forge their chains." Patrick Henry)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's been my experience that the most violent homophobes have themselves had feelings of attraction to the same sex and are afraid of it.

Right out of the liberal dimbocrap playbook. Always accuse your opponent of what you are doing.

Horrible that it happened, but why would any gay person want to live in such places like Montana or Texas. Places are full of ignorance and hate. Move to the coast where you can live safely and happily, and these types are the minority.

I'll be very happy if all the gays moved out of Texas and head to the left or east coast. We might be able to control Austin again.

between this and that smug buffoon at the Chick-fil-A drive-thru, i'd say it hasn't been a good week for the LGBT " community

[It will be an even worse week for you if the results of the Lincoln, Nebraska "Hate Crime" investigation is revealed.]


25 posted on 08/08/2012 1:37:39 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (RINO season is open. No limit. Make them extinct.)
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To: Condor51
What they didn't know is that he is a art martial professional.

Professional?? Not a martial arts professional??

Does that mean he gets paid to teach other homos how to beat themselves up by doing back flips on concrete and then running to the cops with a fake story? If he actually teaches other homos how to protect themselves from a real attack, and if Montana's anti-gay folks are as prone to violence as he claims they are, he must not have many graduates from his classes who are still alive in one piece.

26 posted on 08/08/2012 3:21:17 PM PDT by epow ( "It is when people forget God that tyrants forge their chains." Patrick Henry)
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To: PJ-Comix
It looks like he put on makeup to enhance the "so called injuries"

Maybe this is what's meant by an "art martialist" -- makeup artistry...

27 posted on 08/08/2012 4:30:38 PM PDT by mikrofon (Shaken Baken)
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To: PJ-Comix

I wish someone would do a tally on these “hate” hoaxes er crimes, and see what the ratio of faked to real is. It seems virtually or at least a very high percentage of “hate” crimes concerning people of a certain sexual persuasion are faked. You’d think the lib dopes would catch on after a while. But they never do. Now I know how they got the phrase “drama queens.”


28 posted on 08/08/2012 4:59:14 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: PJ-Comix

IMO, we are seeing a recent spike in these incidents because they want to be the “gay Treyvon”


29 posted on 08/08/2012 10:07:41 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: freedomlover

Since we’ve been watching the Olympics all week, i guess this drunk nard bag thought he was a 14 tear old female member of the US team.


30 posted on 08/08/2012 10:09:22 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: driftless2
I wish someone would do a tally on these “hate” hoaxes er crimes, and see what the ratio of faked to real is.

I haven't done an in depth study, but I have kept my ears open ever since Tawana Brawley. (Plenty of these type stories on the local news down here in Atlanta. Black family moves in....some weeks later, N-word sprayed on garage door)

So far it has been 100% (not "most", not "just about") but 100%, every single time, without exception, it has been a fake perpetrated by the "victim".

If that Lincoln, Nebraska case doesn't come back as phony, I'll eat my hat and adjust my number to 98%.

31 posted on 08/08/2012 10:13:34 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: PJ-Comix

What is the story behind the Lincoln NE references?


32 posted on 08/09/2012 3:05:56 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: eddie willers

I would bet by now even most bleeding-heart libs groan every time they read about these “hate crimes.” But since libs are the most easily duped and gullible (and ignorant) people in the universe, a core contingent will still be set up by the hoaxers only to served a hot plate of crow at the end of the story. It seems just as all political vandalism and attempts to shut down free speech come from the left, all hate crime hoaxes come from the left as well.


33 posted on 08/09/2012 4:34:43 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: driftless2
If that Lincoln, Nebraska case doesn't come back as phony, I'll eat my hat and adjust my number to 98%.

The record stands at 100%

From CNN: Lesbian who reported 'hate crime' attack staged incident, Nebraska police say

34 posted on 08/21/2012 9:26:21 PM PDT by eddie willers
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