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DUmmie FUnnies 08-09-12 (DUmmie dares to suggest Obama could LOSE!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 9, 2012 | DUmmie cali, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/09/2012 7:35:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

I'll give DUmmie cali credit for this: She has the courage to suggest to the DUmmies that their beloved Obamassiah could LOSE! Unthinkable! But that's what DUmmie cali says here in this THREAD, "Romney stands a good chance of being elected President."

So let us now watch the Reality-Based Community® grapple with a dose of same, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, noting that this time Obama is not even bothering to compete here in Missouri, is in the [Barackets]:

Romney stands a good chance of being elected President

[There, she said it. Please proceed, DUmmie cali . . .]

It seems like the majority of posts on this subject endorse the idea that Romney doesn't stand a chance. He does.

[HERETIC!]

Why? The reasons are numerous:

[The reasons are humorous: 1) Obama. 2) Obama. 3) Obama. 4) Obama. 5) Obama. 6) Obama. . . .]

1) Money, money, money. The big PACs and the rMoney campaign itself haven't even begun really spending the vast wads of cash that they're sitting on.

[1) Money, money, money. Obama has been wasting, wasting, wasting it, and we don't have enough, enough, enough of it.]

2) The economy. It sucks and lots of voters don't stick with what they've got under poor economic conditions. They'll vote for change. Any change at all.

[Hope and change, baby! What goes round, comes round! Hee! Hee!]

3) Obama is black. . . .

[When in doubt, play the race card. Please continue with that thought . . .]

and there are voters who cast their ballot for him last time around, who'll say to themselves "I gave the black guy a chance and it didn't work out, I'm going back to the white guy who knows all about business. I'm not a racist because I voted for Obama last time around".

[Translation: Voters who were white-guilted and Bush-bashed into voting for Obozo last time are having a serious case of buyer's remorse.]

4) Obama is black and the racists (there are a lot of them) hate that he's president.

[Two race cards in a row! Is that like a royal flush or something?]

5) The MSM will continue letting rMoney get away with all kinds of sh*t.

[The same MSM that did no investigation whatsoever into Obambi's background and still treats him with kid gloves?? The same MSM that took a mild pre-Olympic comment by Romney and made it into a huge "gaffe" and deemed his foreign trip a "disaster"?? Which universe are you watching??]

6) The electorate is persuadable and as a whole, not informed. And stupid.

[Well, Obama DID get elected, so you may have a point.]

Romney can win this thing. And that's even without taking into account that republicans can steal it if it's close.

[If all else fails, there's always the Diabolical Diebold card. . . . OK, so DUmmie cali has stirred the pot. Let's see how the DUmmies respond . . .]

The black man you know or the Mormon you dislike and distrust? Tough choice.

[How about the incompetent idiot socialist who's destroying the country or . . . anybody else? Easy choice.]

the Tea Baggers, the 'wingers', and such . . . too many of them have made it all the way to Office, but with luck we can start tossing they back out with this election. Let's start by electing Elizabeth Warren.

[Elect the Faux Squaw? Ugh! How?]

Bumper Sticker I Saw: "I'd Rather Vote for the MORMON Than for the MORON." To eliminate any doubt of who the "moron" is (and, yes, they spelled it correctly), they put an Obama symbol inside the "O" of "Obama."

[Hey, cool! Where can I get one of those?]

it appears the other side has adopted the same approach to Obama that our side took in 2004 to GWBush: "I'd rather vote for a ham sandwich than "

[Bam vs. ham? I'll go with the ham.]

In any case, we know what the rhetoric will be from the Democrats. . . .

[Yes, we do. Here it is, in brief . . .
1) Evil rich white guys need to pay their fair share. Romney is an evil rich white guy.
2) Barack, Michelle, Malia, and Sasha--and Bo!--are the Huxtables of Pennsylvania Ave.
3) Granny will be eating dog food.
4) Coat hangers and contraceptives.
5) FREE STUFF! FREE STUDENT LOANS!
6) Barack took out bin Laden!]

I've been watching all the electoral map predictions, I can't see Romney getting 270.

[I can't either. More like 290.]

In 2008 I saw people randomly start chanting "yes we can" in the streets. I have seen no such a thing recently.

[Now they're chanting, "WHAT were we THINKING??"]

of course, one would have to be an utter fool not to understand that Romney has very good chance

[Thus the denial in DUmmieland.]

The posts you read here are meaningless. DU is not representative of the American electorate or the Democratic party.

[DU is not representative of the American electorate, I'll grant you that.]

I have a son at University of Colorado and enthusiasm for Obama is gone among many of those young folks who ardently went out and voted for him four years ago.

[Now they realize they are going to have to ardently go out and find a job.]

The economy is worse than most people here at DU think. . . .

[But wait! I thought this was like Recovery Summer 3.0 or something??]

these unemployment numbers are bogus; the GDP numbers are anemic and bogus. . . .

[The whole thing's B.O.gus!]

it is sad to say that Pres. Obama has been too conciliatory, too "no drama". . . .

["No Drama" Obama needs to get TOUGH and do something DRAMATIC--say, accuse Romney of killing somebody's wife! Yeah, that's the ticket!]

Assuming a good GOTV organization from the Obama campaign and the Democrats. . . .

[Yes, you Democrats! Be sure to get out there and GET OUT THE VOTE on November 7th!]

Pres. Obama's best bet to take a good lead over Rmoney will be to propose a real, big, dramatic policy idea at the DNC. . . .

[FREE MONEY FOR EVERYONE! Except evil rich white guys, of course.]

If you elect Romney, I'll no longer argue with fellow Canucks who say you Yanks are stupid.

[Listen, DUmmie Canadian 2, if Obama loses, you guys can have him up there. Hey, he may be a native-born Canadian, for all we know.]

Rmoney is up Rio de Caca without a paddle.

[Obama is heading Ova de Cliff without a brake pedal.]

You know what's funny?

[DUmmies.]

In 2008, Obama Won Ohio by something like 107,000 votes. that's not much of a margin.

there's numerous disillusioned young voters out there who actually bought into O's "hope and change" meme... OK, where's the change? too many college grads with no career prospects.. moving back home with mom and dad... these voters are not going to show up on election day. when your margin of victory in a state like OH is only 107,000 votes... you have to have _everyone_ show up who voted for you last time. . . . the democratic meme "we need twenty years to fix the problem" is not cutting it for people who can't find employment. the view of many is this POTUS has been in office for four years, and we're still at 8.3-8.4% UNemployment. that's the kiss of death for incumbents.

[But for you, DUmmie Iggy, it is the Kewpie of Doll! Congratulations!]

confident Obama will win. Just feeling it in my bones!

[Is it kind of like a thrill up your leg?]

I wish I were as confident as some that it's a shoe-in.

[It could be a boot-out.]

Romneyhood. He's got strong support from the hateful, bigoted, greedy bunch.

[Romney Hood and his Meany Men, those arch-conservatives, sher wood stop at notting.]

Obama is competent and. . . .

[Wait a minute. Stop for a moment. . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! . . . OK, now continue . . .]

Obama is honest. . . .

[YOU LIE!]

This Country truly has some foolish voters.

[Two words: President Obama.]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama; romney
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Of course, if you oversample Democrats by 15 percent, Obama wins by 10!
1 posted on 08/09/2012 7:35:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

Bah, Obama’s already a loser... There’s no single payer (government) for health care, we sort of left Iraq, but Afghanistan is still going on, Gitmo is still open, transparency in the administration is about as clear as welder’s goggles...

Oh, right, not trolling on DU. HEHE.


2 posted on 08/09/2012 7:37:16 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

In


3 posted on 08/09/2012 7:37:44 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

In.


4 posted on 08/09/2012 7:39:24 PM PDT by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


5 posted on 08/09/2012 7:40:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (ABO.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If you elect Romney, I'll no longer argue with fellow Canucks who say you Yanks are stupid.

Hey! That's a derogatory comment based upon nationality! I'm filing a grievance against that DUmmy with the equal rights commission! I demand that DUmmy be exposed and held accountable for .. WAIT! There's TWO of them, in the same sentence! They insulted those in the United States too!

6 posted on 08/09/2012 7:45:37 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Bumper Sticker I Saw: “I’d Rather Vote for the MORMON Than for the MORON.”

I need to find one of those!


7 posted on 08/09/2012 7:52:46 PM PDT by 1035rep (Obama: "I killed Bin Laden" ...you didn't do that. Somebody else made that happen.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top Ten Baby!


8 posted on 08/09/2012 7:52:58 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson

And threw the race card. Twice. In the same breath.


9 posted on 08/09/2012 8:06:55 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Charles Henrickson

93 reasons why Obama supporters should switch to Gary Johnson or Jill Stein

http://danfromsquirrelhill.wordpress.com/2012/08/09/93-reasons-why-obama-supporters-should-switch-to-gary-johnson-or-jill-stein/


10 posted on 08/09/2012 8:07:51 PM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: Charles Henrickson

yuk yuk yuk

a skinny win for mitt? i think with obummer crumbling under the pressure, it will be more like a fat one.


11 posted on 08/09/2012 8:12:08 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (let me ABOs run loose, lew (or is that lou?))
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To: 1035rep

From the same website as the image.

http://americanmethod.com/conservative_bumper_stickers/category/MittRomney2012PresidentBumperStickers.html

A grand disclaimer: I’m a clothespin nose voter. You’ll never see a Mitt bumper sticker on my car. But ya got to admit, this is funny. And real.


12 posted on 08/09/2012 8:15:15 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (let me ABOs run loose, lew (or is that lou?))
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To: Charles Henrickson

Another great DUFU Charles.
Thanks again.


13 posted on 08/09/2012 8:15:41 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson

14 posted on 08/09/2012 8:17:28 PM PDT by Eaker (When somebody hands you your arse, don't give it back saying "This needs a little more tenderizing.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
DUmmie dares to suggest Obama could LOSE!

God...I hope so! :)

15 posted on 08/09/2012 8:18:37 PM PDT by LUV W (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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To: listenhillary

EVERY single one of us should campaign for Jill Stein.
We should ALL do our small part to help the cause.

getting Romney in that is.........


16 posted on 08/09/2012 8:21:04 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson
Now that was definitely a 10!

there's numerous disillusioned young voters out there who actually bought into O's "hope and change" meme... OK, where's the change? too many college grads with no career prospects.. moving back home with mom and dad... these voters are not going to show up on election day.

Yep. This time Mom and Dad are going to hide the keys. Hmmmm. Democrats...Ok. Dad and Dad are going to hide the keys.
17 posted on 08/09/2012 8:27:08 PM PDT by PA Engineer ("We're not programs, Gerty, We're People")
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To: HiTech RedNeck
LOL! Thanks for the link! Now this is funny:



I'm stalking up on clothespins.
18 posted on 08/09/2012 8:31:33 PM PDT by PA Engineer ("We're not programs, Gerty, We're People")
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To: HiTech RedNeck
Cool, thanks for the link. Photobucket
19 posted on 08/09/2012 8:35:41 PM PDT by 1035rep (Obama: "I killed Bin Laden" ...you didn't do that. Somebody else made that happen.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I love your work. Thanks so much!


20 posted on 08/09/2012 8:36:46 PM PDT by HokieMom (Pacepa : Can the U.S. afford a president who can't recognize anti-Americanism?)
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