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DUmmie FUnnies 08-09-12 (DUmmie dares to suggest Obama could LOSE!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 9, 2012 | DUmmie cali, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/09/2012 7:35:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

I'll give DUmmie cali credit for this: She has the courage to suggest to the DUmmies that their beloved Obamassiah could LOSE! Unthinkable! But that's what DUmmie cali says here in this THREAD, "Romney stands a good chance of being elected President."

So let us now watch the Reality-Based Community® grapple with a dose of same, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, noting that this time Obama is not even bothering to compete here in Missouri, is in the [Barackets]:

Romney stands a good chance of being elected President

[There, she said it. Please proceed, DUmmie cali . . .]

It seems like the majority of posts on this subject endorse the idea that Romney doesn't stand a chance. He does.

[HERETIC!]

Why? The reasons are numerous:

[The reasons are humorous: 1) Obama. 2) Obama. 3) Obama. 4) Obama. 5) Obama. 6) Obama. . . .]

1) Money, money, money. The big PACs and the rMoney campaign itself haven't even begun really spending the vast wads of cash that they're sitting on.

[1) Money, money, money. Obama has been wasting, wasting, wasting it, and we don't have enough, enough, enough of it.]

2) The economy. It sucks and lots of voters don't stick with what they've got under poor economic conditions. They'll vote for change. Any change at all.

[Hope and change, baby! What goes round, comes round! Hee! Hee!]

3) Obama is black. . . .

[When in doubt, play the race card. Please continue with that thought . . .]

and there are voters who cast their ballot for him last time around, who'll say to themselves "I gave the black guy a chance and it didn't work out, I'm going back to the white guy who knows all about business. I'm not a racist because I voted for Obama last time around".

[Translation: Voters who were white-guilted and Bush-bashed into voting for Obozo last time are having a serious case of buyer's remorse.]

4) Obama is black and the racists (there are a lot of them) hate that he's president.

[Two race cards in a row! Is that like a royal flush or something?]

5) The MSM will continue letting rMoney get away with all kinds of sh*t.

[The same MSM that did no investigation whatsoever into Obambi's background and still treats him with kid gloves?? The same MSM that took a mild pre-Olympic comment by Romney and made it into a huge "gaffe" and deemed his foreign trip a "disaster"?? Which universe are you watching??]

6) The electorate is persuadable and as a whole, not informed. And stupid.

[Well, Obama DID get elected, so you may have a point.]

Romney can win this thing. And that's even without taking into account that republicans can steal it if it's close.

[If all else fails, there's always the Diabolical Diebold card. . . . OK, so DUmmie cali has stirred the pot. Let's see how the DUmmies respond . . .]

The black man you know or the Mormon you dislike and distrust? Tough choice.

[How about the incompetent idiot socialist who's destroying the country or . . . anybody else? Easy choice.]

the Tea Baggers, the 'wingers', and such . . . too many of them have made it all the way to Office, but with luck we can start tossing they back out with this election. Let's start by electing Elizabeth Warren.

[Elect the Faux Squaw? Ugh! How?]

Bumper Sticker I Saw: "I'd Rather Vote for the MORMON Than for the MORON." To eliminate any doubt of who the "moron" is (and, yes, they spelled it correctly), they put an Obama symbol inside the "O" of "Obama."

[Hey, cool! Where can I get one of those?]

it appears the other side has adopted the same approach to Obama that our side took in 2004 to GWBush: "I'd rather vote for a ham sandwich than "

[Bam vs. ham? I'll go with the ham.]

In any case, we know what the rhetoric will be from the Democrats. . . .

[Yes, we do. Here it is, in brief . . .
1) Evil rich white guys need to pay their fair share. Romney is an evil rich white guy.
2) Barack, Michelle, Malia, and Sasha--and Bo!--are the Huxtables of Pennsylvania Ave.
3) Granny will be eating dog food.
4) Coat hangers and contraceptives.
5) FREE STUFF! FREE STUDENT LOANS!
6) Barack took out bin Laden!]

I've been watching all the electoral map predictions, I can't see Romney getting 270.

[I can't either. More like 290.]

In 2008 I saw people randomly start chanting "yes we can" in the streets. I have seen no such a thing recently.

[Now they're chanting, "WHAT were we THINKING??"]

of course, one would have to be an utter fool not to understand that Romney has very good chance

[Thus the denial in DUmmieland.]

The posts you read here are meaningless. DU is not representative of the American electorate or the Democratic party.

[DU is not representative of the American electorate, I'll grant you that.]

I have a son at University of Colorado and enthusiasm for Obama is gone among many of those young folks who ardently went out and voted for him four years ago.

[Now they realize they are going to have to ardently go out and find a job.]

The economy is worse than most people here at DU think. . . .

[But wait! I thought this was like Recovery Summer 3.0 or something??]

these unemployment numbers are bogus; the GDP numbers are anemic and bogus. . . .

[The whole thing's B.O.gus!]

it is sad to say that Pres. Obama has been too conciliatory, too "no drama". . . .

["No Drama" Obama needs to get TOUGH and do something DRAMATIC--say, accuse Romney of killing somebody's wife! Yeah, that's the ticket!]

Assuming a good GOTV organization from the Obama campaign and the Democrats. . . .

[Yes, you Democrats! Be sure to get out there and GET OUT THE VOTE on November 7th!]

Pres. Obama's best bet to take a good lead over Rmoney will be to propose a real, big, dramatic policy idea at the DNC. . . .

[FREE MONEY FOR EVERYONE! Except evil rich white guys, of course.]

If you elect Romney, I'll no longer argue with fellow Canucks who say you Yanks are stupid.

[Listen, DUmmie Canadian 2, if Obama loses, you guys can have him up there. Hey, he may be a native-born Canadian, for all we know.]

Rmoney is up Rio de Caca without a paddle.

[Obama is heading Ova de Cliff without a brake pedal.]

You know what's funny?

[DUmmies.]

In 2008, Obama Won Ohio by something like 107,000 votes. that's not much of a margin.

there's numerous disillusioned young voters out there who actually bought into O's "hope and change" meme... OK, where's the change? too many college grads with no career prospects.. moving back home with mom and dad... these voters are not going to show up on election day. when your margin of victory in a state like OH is only 107,000 votes... you have to have _everyone_ show up who voted for you last time. . . . the democratic meme "we need twenty years to fix the problem" is not cutting it for people who can't find employment. the view of many is this POTUS has been in office for four years, and we're still at 8.3-8.4% UNemployment. that's the kiss of death for incumbents.

[But for you, DUmmie Iggy, it is the Kewpie of Doll! Congratulations!]

confident Obama will win. Just feeling it in my bones!

[Is it kind of like a thrill up your leg?]

I wish I were as confident as some that it's a shoe-in.

[It could be a boot-out.]

Romneyhood. He's got strong support from the hateful, bigoted, greedy bunch.

[Romney Hood and his Meany Men, those arch-conservatives, sher wood stop at notting.]

Obama is competent and. . . .

[Wait a minute. Stop for a moment. . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! . . . OK, now continue . . .]

Obama is honest. . . .

[YOU LIE!]

This Country truly has some foolish voters.

[Two words: President Obama.]


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To: PA Engineer

I liked yours the best!


21 posted on 08/09/2012 8:37:30 PM PDT by 1035rep (Obama: "I killed Bin Laden" ...you didn't do that. Somebody else made that happen.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Let’s start by electing Elizabeth Warren.”

As much as this woman has cocked it up, they just ADORE her and think she’s some savior. She’s an EMBARRASSMENT.

I just saw her on TV a bit ago and she comes across as unstable. Kind of twitchy and bizarre, like Pelosi but with less plastic surgery. But give her time.


22 posted on 08/09/2012 9:59:53 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: Winstons Julia
she comes across as unstable. Kind of twitchy and bizarre, like Pelosi but with less plastic surgery.

Less plastic surgery? So are you suggesting the Faux Squaw's high Cherokee cheekbones are the real deal?


23 posted on 08/09/2012 10:23:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Democrats' Warren Woman.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
4) Obama is black and the racists (there are a lot of them) hate that he's president.

If the racist vote block is such a game changer, how did the Won win the first time?

24 posted on 08/09/2012 11:21:50 PM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“I have a son at University of Colorado and enthusiasm for Obama is gone among many of those young folks who ardently went out and voted for him four years ago.”

Yo DUmmie,

Those UofC voters from the last election should already be graduated, so your son is interacting with NEW people. That means the enthusiasm has not dissappeared, it means that for these NEW voters, the enthusiasm never existed.


25 posted on 08/10/2012 3:56:12 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

When the polls are FORCED to reveal the TRUTH late in October, that should be a VERRRRRY interesting time in DUmmieland.


26 posted on 08/10/2012 4:17:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“where’s the change?”

You got your change and we can see the completely predictable results of attacking the productive members of our society. When you institute marxist legislation and mountains of regulations, you get stagnation! Happens every time, yet that is what you DUmmies think is UTOPIA.

“we’re still at 8.3-8.4% UNemployment.”

Still? Correction, you created that rate and if it were tracked correctly it is most likely double that number!


27 posted on 08/10/2012 4:19:18 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

:: more like a fat one ::

So torch that fattie and Obamugabe will be right over!


28 posted on 08/10/2012 5:20:22 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
and there are voters who cast their ballot for him last time around, who'll say to themselves "I gave the black guy a chance and it didn't work out, I'm going back to the white guy who knows all about business. I'm not a racist because I voted for Obama last time around".

Not only is Cali thinking Obamugabe will lose but Cali appears to be using this thread to admit some personal sentiment.

29 posted on 08/10/2012 5:27:29 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Romneyhood. He's got strong support from the hateful, bigoted, greedy bunch.
Yep. Dummie you got it.
We The Greedy Bunch who work, pay taxes, and who bought all our 'stuff' with our own money want to KEEP IT as we earned it.

And We the Greedy Bunch are Hateful of those who leech off of our tax money and Bigoted -- aka: utterly intolerant -- of those layabout louts that are of the belief and opinion that all 'their stuff' should be furnished to them by others, aka: the FedGov, for 'Free'.

Lastlty, We The Greedy Bunch are also intolerant ('bigoted') of any so-called politician who promotes such 'big government lifestyle' which is nothing but Socialism by another name, aka: Hope and Change, and is anathema to the fundamental principles of this Republic, know as the USA.

Now DUmmie, go crawl back into your Pizza Box Fort in mommies basement and play Guitar Hero for the rest of your worthless and miserable life.
30 posted on 08/10/2012 5:43:16 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

31 posted on 08/10/2012 6:03:54 AM PDT by rdb3 (We need Ward Cleaver for President. We already have Eddie Haskell. (ATB))
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To: Charles Henrickson
is in the [Barackets]:

LOL.

who'll say to themselves "I gave the black guy a chance and it didn't work out, I'm going back to the white guy who knows all about business. I'm not a racist because I voted for Obama last time around".

If you voted for 0 bummer in 2008 to prove you're not a racist, vote for someone else in 2012 to prove you're not stupid. To vote this community organizer into the most powerful position in the country was a big mistake.


6) The electorate is persuadable and as a whole, not informed. And stupid.

[Well, Obama DID get elected, so you may have a point.]


Bumper Sticker I Saw: "I'd Rather Vote for the MORMON Than for the MORON." To eliminate any doubt of who the "moron" is (and, yes, they spelled it correctly), they put an Obama symbol inside the "O" of "Obama."

[Hey, cool! Where can I get one of those?]

I'll be looking for that bumper sticker too.


In 2008 I saw people randomly start chanting "yes we can" in the streets. I have seen no such a thing recently.

[Now they're chanting, "WHAT were we THINKING??"]

Maybe the voters saw video of 0 bummer talking about campaigning in all 57 states and realized he really is stupid.


The economy is worse than most people here at DU think. . . .

[But wait! I thought this was like Recovery Summer 3.0 or something??]

It's hard to think the economy is bad when you sit in your mom's basement most of the time.


This Country truly has some foolish voters.

[Two words: President Obama.]

I've seen very few 0 bummer stickers here, and that includes Austin, Texas. We have a fairly good economy here, but there have been a lot of people laid off by the regime's policy.

32 posted on 08/10/2012 6:58:53 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (RINO season is open. No limit. Make them extinct.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck
A grand disclaimer: I’m a clothespin nose voter. You’ll never see a Mitt bumper sticker on my car. But ya got to admit, this is funny.

I agree with your disclaimer. I know I see anti 0 bummer stickers here about 100 - 1, but this is the very conservative part of Travis county. We are close to Williamson county which has zero county wide (d) officials.

33 posted on 08/10/2012 7:17:24 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (RINO season is open. No limit. Make them extinct.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The problem with Obama is that I doubt there are many people who unconvinced that Obama would be better than McCain, are now overjoyed with the success of the Obama presidency. In short, he's going to lose the votes of millions of disappointed people. Only the hardcore Obamatons are half-excited about his disastrous four years in office.

But Romney has to chuck his "I'll manage the welfare state better than Obama" campaign and explain to the voters why Obama's policies failed so bad. He has to make the argument for conservatism over liberalism.

34 posted on 08/10/2012 7:25:48 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: Eaker

Good work.


35 posted on 08/10/2012 7:36:42 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Condor51; PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; ...
Romneyhood. He's got strong support from the hateful, bigoted, greedy bunch.

We The Greedy Bunch. . . . And We the Greedy Bunch. . . . Lastlty, We The Greedy Bunch. . . .

Hey, you've given me an idea! Click the music link and sing along!

THE GREEDY BUNCH™
Tune: "The Brady Bunch"

They're the wealthy who oppress the needy
And are finding ways to hide their tax returns
All of them were heirs of gold from their fathers
Their money they don't earn

There's Mitt Romney with his eyes so beady
Who was busy taking fortunes for his own
He would kill dogs and the wives of workers
That's how his wealth had grown

Till the one day when Mitt Romney met those fellows
And they knew from all the numbers they would crunch
That this group must form a corporation
That's the way they all became The Greedy Bunch™

The Greedy Bunch™, The Greedy Bunch™
That's the way they became The Greedy Bunch™

36 posted on 08/10/2012 8:21:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Do one on Obama and his corrupt liars... I’d love to see your skill used that way...


37 posted on 08/10/2012 8:38:26 AM PDT by GOPJ (Freeper Neveronmywatch's convinced - you put a compass in the hands of a liberal it'll point south.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well done Sir!


38 posted on 08/10/2012 8:40:13 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: GOPJ

We are now seeing the old liberal seeds becoming active.
Obama gains strength as the Freepers Frag his opponents.

1 Timothy 6


39 posted on 08/10/2012 8:44:54 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Pride-filled, judgmental christians do not qualify to be Christians)
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To: driftless2
[Romney] has to make the argument for conservatism over liberalism.

Kind of hard to argue in favor of something you know nothing about.

40 posted on 08/10/2012 8:47:14 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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