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DUmmie FUnnies 08-14-12 (Savoring Target Ryan / Savaging Privatizer Ryan)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 14, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/14/2012 12:28:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

"Listen, Granny, finish your Kibbles 'n Bits and get your butt outside! Mitt's waiting in the Rolls. We're gonna strap you on top and take you for a little ride.
You know that scenic overlook outside of town? Well, let's just say there's a little surprise in store for you there. . . ."

PAUL F'N RYAN??? WTF WAS RMONEY THINKING?? This is GREAT! We've got it in the BAG! No more worries! Dem landslide in November!! FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!!!!

That was the initial reaction of the DUmmies to the announcement on Saturday. The DUmmies are SAVORING Target Ryan! When they play the MediScare card, they can put HIS face on it. Rmoney, the "Tax cuts for the rich" guy, teaming up with Ryan, the "Throw Granny off a cliff" guy--what could be easier? Piece of cake.

The DUmmies have been Savaging Privatizer Ryan in a multitude of threads, beginning with this THREAD, "Romney picks Paul Ryan as vice presidential running mate."

So let us now see how the R & R team stirs up our DUmmie Ants, in Rant & Rage Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who coincidentally drove by Ryan's hometown of Janseville, Wisconsin, yesterday on the way from St. Louis to vacation here in Door County, is in the [brackets]:

Romney picks Paul Ryan as vice presidential running mate

[YOU'RE F'N KIDDIN' ME!! RYAN?? SWEEEEET!!!!!]

My first thoughts are varied. . . .

[Varied, as in, from JOY to DELIGHT to WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!]

Scared because it does energize the Republican base. . . . Scared because that scary guy would get into the W.H. if Romney wins.

[Wait, quiet! You're not supposed to say that!]

Ryan is a target rich environment.

[THAT'S more like it! Savoring Target Ryan!]

This is Beautiful.. Obama is a Lock Now

[A lock and a half! No need to campaign any further! Freudenschade, baby!]

Paul Ryan is the exact arsehole Obama/Biden have been hoping for. He's hideous.. more so than even Rmoney himself.

[Yes, it should be EASY PICKIN'S when Uncle Joe takes on Arsehole Ryan in a debate, right? Hardscrabble Joe will make MINCEMEAT of him, right? Can't wait to see it! Hee! Hee!]

Ryan wants to end Medicare!

[MediScare! Oooh, scary!!!]

BUT...I think Ryan's plan would leave Medicare as it is for those over a certain age, so they'd be safe.

[Well, snap! Can't let that fact get out there!]

GAME ON. Romney just put ALL their cards on the table. . . .

[And here are the cards in the DEMOCRATS' hand. They're always the same:
Granny's going over the cliff.
The rich aren't paying their fair share.
Coat hangers and contraceptives.
Theocracy. The race card.
We Democrats will give you stuff for FREE!]

Rmoney thinks he can make hay w/ the deficit/debt hysteria.. that's one reason he picked meat cleaver-wielding Ryan.

[DUmmie Iggy, aren't you being a little hard on the Cleaver?]

yes it would seem like an easy win for the Obama ticket but remember Walker was elected twice..something Democrats did not expect and perhaps thought the recall would have been an easy victory too.

[Total Non-Recall. But, but, that was Wisconsin. Who cares what hap-- Wait a minute. Wisconsin is one of those "swing states," isn't it? You know, the ones Obama NEEDS?]

OMG. Rmoney really IS that stupid!!!! This should pretty much do it for Rmoney. If people think Rmoney is going to pick up more voters by selecting a candidate that supports trashing Medicare, think again. I can't wait to see the numbers drop.

[Yes, and just because the numbers have NOT dropped, and in fact they're going UP, and Romney and Ryan are drawing HUGH crowds--well, they've GOTTA drop! They've just GOTTA!!]

Rmoney is TOAST

[Obama can COAST!]

There goes Medicare! The press tried so hard to ignore Paul Ryan's two attempts to murder Medicare. . . . Now, Death to Medicare is going to be the official GOP policy.

[Die, Granny, die!]

First mate on the Titanic.

[Aw jeez, not this ship again!]

Go Bama! 4 More Years!

[4 More Trillion Dollars in Debt!]

The numbnuts running Romney’s campaign have no earthly clue about the sh*tstorm they just triggered.

[A Perfect Romneyan Sh*tstorm. This will make life EASY for Team Obama! Heck, the President can just take some time off and go play golf! Wait, isn't that what he does anyway??]

Rachel was on MTP this morning. She said a Democratic consultant told her the if Ryan was the pick the campaign would invest in a margarita machine and party down 'til November.

[See? There ya go! Rachel Madcow said it! Margaritas and PAR-TEEE!!!]

I suspect that Obama's juggernaut will be overwhelming.

[The Obama Jug-Ear-Naut will CRUSH the Rethuglicans!]

You know the more I'm reading today and seeing Romney Ryan the more nervous I become.

[Naah, no worries, bro! Hakuna matata! We've got this thing in the bag! Rest easy, my friend!]

Something just doesn't feel right. Am I crazy?

[Yes, but that's beside the point.]

Ryan did not surprise me whatsoever. the media (ok I am media) most of the media can pretend to be surprised, but Ryan meets the ground of exactly where the GOP wants to go.

[Know-it-all Nadin Brzezinski is NOT surprised. Oh, and she is media, she'll have you know.]

so, since you are media...are you pretending to be surprised? But you're actually NOT surprised? I'm confused.

[Nadin has that effect on people. But anyway, let's get back to the point at hand, i.e., Ryan, and how Obama's got this thing sewn up now . . .]

By October 1, we're going to be talking about the coming landslide.

[But which way will the land be sliding?]

the Koch BRothers. . . .

[Ah, the fabulously wealthy and evil Koch Brothers! I was wondering when somebody would mention them. They're from Wisconsin, you know, and Ryan is one of their boys. Ryan is Kochy. Even so, the DUmmies are cocky.]

I'm actually very concerned about how we respond to the Romney/Ryan ticket.

[Oh no. Not another Nervous Nelly.]

I mean, do we celebrate with champagne? Beer--and if so, micro or macro? . . . Paul Ryan! What the holy f***?

[Ha! That's more like it! You had me going there for a moment! Yes, let's crack open those champagne bottles, people! We're home free!! WHEEEEEEE!!!!!]

Looking forward to seeing an Obama win this November. Most Canadians are.

[I predict Obama will CARRY Canada, in a LANDSLIDE!]

umm..RMoney/Ryan on 60 minutes. they are hitting a home run. Ryan sounds good...he is scary good.

[umm. . er. . . . hummina, hummina . . . uh, well, you're just a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! We can't HEEEAR you!!! LA LA LA LA . . . .]

This is going to be a tough fight.

[Nonsense! Posh! Cake walk! Landslide! Take life easy! Relax!]

I think Biden can take him.

[Biden vs. Ryan? OK, pardon me while I envision that spectacle. . . . BWAHAHAHAHA!! OH HAHAHAHAHA!!! OH PLEASE! I CAN'T BREATHE!! HAHAHAHAHA. . . .]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; paulryan; ryan

1 posted on 08/14/2012 12:29:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
LIVE, from Wisconsin, it's a DUbble-DUFU Tuesday!

PING!

2 posted on 08/14/2012 12:33:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ryan's Hope and Change!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Ryan is a target rich environment.

I hate it when commie girlymen try to use manly language. They should stick to phrases like, "Obama will win the Kewpie doll for sure now".

3 posted on 08/14/2012 12:36:07 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (You win some, you lose some and some you don't suit up for.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10

Twice today


4 posted on 08/14/2012 12:37:08 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I went to this site for the first time the other day thanks to you “nitwits” (I use the term with the greatest love lol). Thanks a lot! Oh my are they a bunch of loons! LOL


5 posted on 08/14/2012 12:40:04 PM PDT by RIghtwardHo
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To: Charles Henrickson

tope 10 again


6 posted on 08/14/2012 12:40:50 PM PDT by NeoCaveman ("If I had a son he'd look like B.O.'s lunch" - Rin Tin Tin)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We often see a lot of BULLSHIT on FR, but this "takes the cake". What garbage.
7 posted on 08/14/2012 12:42:39 PM PDT by GoldenPup (Comrade "O" has got to GO!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

TT on DBLDUFU day?


8 posted on 08/14/2012 1:00:26 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
By October 1, we're going to be talking about the coming landslide.

Yeah. Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh...

9 posted on 08/14/2012 1:08:25 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Charles Henrickson

The dhimmis are clueless as usual...


10 posted on 08/14/2012 1:09:19 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
it should be EASY PICKIN'S when Uncle Joe takes on Arsehole Ryan in a debate, right? Hardscrabble Joe will make MINCEMEAT of him, right?

LOL Someone over at DU is seriously playing with the folks there or has had their head in the sand for at least the last 4 years.

11 posted on 08/14/2012 1:47:24 PM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is it my imagination or has Joe Biden hit the bottle since the Ryan announcement was made? He now knows he must face Ryan in a debate and that fact could have caused him to hit the silly sauce again.


12 posted on 08/14/2012 2:17:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I actually don’t blame Joe if he is hitting the bottle. Years ago, I was supposed to interviewed late at night on a radio show in Miami. On a Biscayne Bay causeway. Soooo...I got to the radio station and just as I was about to hit the buzzer to let me in...I froze. Fortunately I had almost an hour until the interview so I ran went over to a nearby bar and had one...two...three scotches one right after the other. When I returned to the radio station I was loose as a goose. I felt no pain and no fear.


13 posted on 08/14/2012 2:40:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The Dummies are obviously hoping the American voter does not want to hear any talk about touching the entitlements. They couldn’t be more wrong. Any American with half a brain knows the country is in trouble debt-wise and economy-wise. They know Obama is spending money like there’s no tomorrow. They suspect he doesn’t know his anal orifice from a hole in the ground about the economy. And it can’t continue. They’re very receptive to someone like Ryan. They want to hear someone intelligent with a plan. And that scares the Dummies.


14 posted on 08/14/2012 3:01:17 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: Charles Henrickson

On a light note, the VP debate will be must see TV. Even though the questions will be totally skewed to try to give Plugs somewhat of a chance, Ryan may have to have his hearing blocked and possibly blindfolded so he doesn’t leave Biden babbling and drooling when it’s over...


15 posted on 08/14/2012 4:56:54 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: Charles Henrickson
An acquaintance posted a propaganda piece on facebook about how “Catholics United” questioned Ryan's Catholic credentials because he had praised the writings of Ayn Rand, a known atheist.

I wanted to ask them what this group had to say about Nancy Pelosi; but I restrained myself.

Debating the foolish brings no benefit.

16 posted on 08/14/2012 6:05:49 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: MEGoody; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

17 posted on 08/14/2012 6:29:06 PM PDT by LUV W (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

Thank you for my new tagline. :)

I wish more of us on the forum would abide by that rule. LOL!


18 posted on 08/14/2012 6:36:32 PM PDT by LUV W (Debating the foolish brings no benefit.)
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To: LUV W

I wish more of us on the forum would abide by that rule. LOL!


Thanks. If only I followed the rule more often!


19 posted on 08/14/2012 6:49:53 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

We all have our weak moments. :)


20 posted on 08/14/2012 7:41:53 PM PDT by LUV W (Debating the foolish brings no benefit.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lol, Hakuna Matata.

Great post as always. I went to DULand Saturday just to see what the reaction to Ryan was. It just wasn’t the same without the commentary.


21 posted on 08/14/2012 7:44:50 PM PDT by berdie
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To: Charles Henrickson
Woo-Hoo, top .. uh ... 25! ;-)
(i have no idea of how I mised this ((((( ping ))))) yesterday??)

Now, back to read the Moonbats ...

22 posted on 08/15/2012 4:47:29 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This should pretty much do it for Rmoney. If people think Rmoney is going to pick up more voters by selecting a candidate that supports trashing Medicare, think again. I can't wait to see the numbers drop.

There goes Medicare! The press tried so hard to ignore Paul Ryan's two attempts to murder Medicare. . . . Now, Death to Medicare is going to be the official GOP policy.

Sheesh, what a bunch of blockheads. Even for DUmmies that's STOO-PID

  1. Obama took $700+ Billion From Medicare to fund ObamaCcare.
  2. 1/3rd of ObamaCare is funded by Medicare money Obama stole from Seniors!
  3. Ryan's Plan does not affect anyone 55 or older.
  4. Those already on Medicare are not affected.
  5. Obama has stated he will VETO any attempt by congress to stop 'His Medicare Cuts'
The DUmmies should know all this. Or don't they listen to their leader Ihr Anführer ??
23 posted on 08/15/2012 5:12:08 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: MEGoody
it should be EASY PICKIN'S when Uncle Joe takes on Arsehole Ryan in a debate, right? Hardscrabble Joe will make MINCEMEAT of him, right?

Ho, ho, ho! Yeah, mincemeat! Remember Biden yelling at the guy in the wheelchair? "Stand up, Chuck! Let everyone see you!" Or the little gem from the other day when Biden was speaking in Virginia and said, "I know you guys are gonna help us carry North Carolina!" Bring it, DUmmies!

24 posted on 08/15/2012 5:21:31 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion, cigars and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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