[Charles Henrickson]

"European or African?"

"Both."

[wbill]

First?

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[Libloather]

You gotta be up pretty late to make the top ten.

[DaiHuy]

Looks like he is being prepped for the tough questions that will be thrown his way at the debates

[DaiHuy]

Looks like he is being prepped for the tough questions that will be thrown his way at the debates

[merryberry]

How’s Bo?
Best dog I ever had!

[I still care]

Best one yet.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

During a arduous campaign stop in a third grade classroom, Barrack Obama went off teleprompter and took questions.

A boy stood up and said, "Mr President, my name is Jimmy. I have three questions. Why would you want to hold the office of a county you obviously hate, how can you claim the Republicans are trying to destroy Medicare when you raided the program to fund your health-care plan and where is your so called ‘transparency’ you promised when you won't even release your college records?”

“My,” responded Obama, “those are certainly some interesting questions. Why don't we get back to those right after your recess.”

After recess, the children returned to the classroom and Obama asked, “Did anyone have any questions?”

A little girl stood up. “Mr President, my name is Susie. I have five questions. Why would you want to hold the office of a county you obviously hate, how can you claim the Republicans are trying to destroy Medicare when you raided the program to fund your health-care plan, where is your so called ‘transparency’ you promised when you won't even release your college records, why did the recess bell ring at 9:15 when recess doesn't start until 10:30 AND WHERE THE HELL IS JIMMY???!!!”

[Slings and Arrows]

In fairness, in New Mexico “Red or Green” IS serious business.

[baddog 219]

[Choose Ye This Day]

Charles, I love, love, LOVE the Python reference. A perfect tie-in with the chile nonsense.

[Jet Jaguar]

“Caller Me Maybe” is NOT on his iTunes playlist.]

Well done!

[Condor51]

"Mr. President, I wanted to know --we're a pop music station -- what's your favorite song to work out to?"

(Barry O'DUmmie) "I ... uh... well... uh ... you know .... like... uhhhh... like ... hmmm.. uh ....to work out to ... Sir Mix A Lot"

[Ooooh myyyy God. Becky look at her ....]

[PJ-Comix]

Reliable Sources on CNN should be covering this today.

[Condor51]

Why should Obama take time to answer their questions? He has a busy schedule ...

Yeah he sure does have a 'busy schedule'.
Getting Five Rounds of Golf in each week and being the POTUS is freaking hard!

So to make it easier on Barry 'I-still-REALLY SUCK-at-Golf' Obama, I vote that we level the Department of Education and FEMA buildings and build a Golf Course on the land!

O'Dummie can even name it after himself:

'The Barack Hussein Barry Soetoro Obama Communist International Country Club'

CPUSA.org members get a 10% discount on Green Fees and Cart Rental. DSA.org members get a 5% discount. ;-)

[Arrowhead1952]

Obama is an open book on policy and history.

LOL. His personal history is missing. Funny that no one remembers him from college.

[Condor51]

Obama is an open book on policy and history.

Yeah. He opens his policy books 'Rules for Radicals' and 'Das Kapital' all the time.
And he's very open to history -- except for his own. He's the original Nowhere Man.

[rockrr]

Loved the Monty Python bit at the end. If only it were true...

[PJ-Comix]

OT but I have a song parody rolling around in my mind to the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" It would be to that tune called "Who Let the Jobs Out?"

It's a snappy tune. Last Winter when I got back from Venezuela, I told a Haitian friend of mine about flying over over Haiti and seeing the mountains complete DEVOID of trees or any other greenery. On the spur of the moment I sang, "Who? Who? Who let the trees out?"

The Haitian guy laughed like hell and now every time I see him, he asks me to sing out that line. Might work with "Who Let The Jobs Out?"

[freedumb2003]

"Red. . . . No, green!"

PULL!!!

It's good to be da king...