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DUmmie FUnnies 08-20-12 (DUmmies & Kommies Go Berserk Over Obama Newsweek Cover)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 20, 2012 | DUmmies, KOmmies, & PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/20/2012 4:40:23 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Remember when Frodo Baggins tossed the ring of power into the flames of Mt. Doom? That is what Niall Ferguson did when he wrote the Newsweek cover story, "Hit The Road, Barack." The hysterical reaction of the DUmmies and KOmmies to that Newsweek cover reminds me of the Eye of Sauron as it began tumpling down. The Armies of Sauron still haven't been destroyed. For that we have to wait until November but in the meantime it is FUn to observe the disorientation of the tumbling DUmmies and KOmmies. So upset were the DUmmies by that Newsweek cover that they have not one but MANY threads on this topic including Newsweek Cover-- WTF? and Newsweek goes negative on Obama: 'Hit The Road, Barack'. Also going berserk are the KOmmies as you can see in Newsweek Magazine Needs to Be Put out of Business Permanently. So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies both go berserk in Bolsevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that if Peter Jackson had cast James Carville as the Gollum no CGI effects would have been needed for that character, is in the [barackets]:

Newsweek Cover-- WTF?

[A DUmmie shocked when he discovered it wasn't a National Review cover.]

Someone tell me this tripe is a spoof. Is it April Fool's Day already??

[Your next April Fools date will arrive on Nov. 6. And now on to the other outraged DUmmies.]

There is a reason Newsweek was sold for a dollar.

[Because the seller didn't have change for a quarter.]

what i need to know a f*ckin' limey who knows nothing about America telling us we need to change presidents. FU

[Million of Americans are no limeys and they are telling you the same thing.]

can the DOJ ban the cover. Stop the circulation as its not honest

[Mr. First Amendment giving vent to his inner totalitarian.]

Can the DOJ do that?

[Of course as long as it's the Holder DOJ. First Amendment, Second Amendment are no barriers to them.]

Ban them or fine them

[The "libertarian" DUmmies favor merely fining them.]

wouldn't the Fairness Doctrine be something that might apply in this case?

[Of course since we all know that not only wasn't the Fairness Doctrine not repealed about 25 years ago but Newsweek is delivered over the airwaves.]

There are trolls on DU?

[Not Indiana Green. Indiana Green is NOT a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Got that?]

we might lose because of a lie!

[Take two enemas and see the shrink in the morning.]

Niall Ferguson is an atheist

[Whew! What a relief. I thought he was either a heretic Wiccan or a goddess Gaia fundy. ...And now on to the other DUmmie thread, Newsweek goes negative on Obama: 'Hit The Road, Barack'.]

Newsweek goes negative on Obama: 'Hit The Road, Barack'

[And DON'T ever come back, come back, come back.]

Niall Ferguson's piece is on the Newsweek cover

[Don't look at it directly without a protective dark lens.]

F*cking disrespectful! Who is this piece of shit writing this pile of garbage? Arrrrrgh! I think I've had my fill of outrage for the next month - and that was just from crap I've read in the past hour. F*ck Akins and f*ck Ferguson.

[Arrrrrgh! Disrepectful. Mongo no like!]

It's also somewhat disrespectful to refer to the President by his first name on the cover.

[This from the same DUmmies that called Bush "Chimpus Khan." And now over to the KOmmie THREAD... ]

Newsweek Magazine Needs to Be Put out of Business Permanently

[For speaking truthful hurtful things.]

What is worse, Newsweek shamelessly promotes this right-wing smear effort as a substantive analysis, while urging Twitter followers to use a disrespectful hashtag when discussing this piece.

Want to discuss this week's cover story? Use the hashtag #HitTheRoadBarack--just as it appears on the cover.

[Arrrrrgh! Mongo no like Twitter hashtag!]

I guess Newsweek has been paid a nice sum by the Kochs, SuperPACs, Roves, RMoney, etc., so that they feel that losing a few hundred thousand of you people as subscribers won't hurt them. Regardless, this magazine is just extremely disgraceful and disrespectful. Newsweek does not not deserve to be patronized by anyone who is supportive of or plans to vote for this President in November.

[Arrrrrgh! Mongo no patronize Newsweek! ...And now on to the other KOmmies...]

no way that belongs on the front page. Its opinion not journalism.

[Except when Newsweek called Obama's critics DUmb on the cover. Then it was journalism according to you.]

Looks like Newsweek is crying out for attention.

[Looks like KOmmies are just crying.]


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1 posted on 08/20/2012 4:40:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 08/20/2012 4:43:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
can the DOJ ban the cover. Stop the circulation as its not honest

Department of just us.
3 posted on 08/20/2012 4:45:09 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10 if not first post? WOW. Oh and this Newsweek story? Posted a link of it on another forum I frequent here in southern MD just to irritate the liberals that post there. Great fun...


4 posted on 08/20/2012 4:49:11 PM PDT by Severa (I can't take this stress anymore...quick, get me a marker to sniff....)
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To: PJ-Comix

Just three comments:

1. I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you’re not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration.

2. Mean spirited remarks have never fed even one hungry child.

3. Newsweak, You’re not being a peace builder.


5 posted on 08/20/2012 4:50:27 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire.)
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To: PJ-Comix
That was fun.

5.56mm

6 posted on 08/20/2012 4:56:27 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: PJ-Comix

My goodness, these people are deranged.


7 posted on 08/20/2012 5:04:07 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Top 10!


8 posted on 08/20/2012 5:05:27 PM PDT by glasseye
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To: PJ-Comix
Newsweek Cover-- WTF?

Newsweek Cover-- Writing The Future?

9 posted on 08/20/2012 5:11:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Go, Barack, go! Go far away!)
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To: glasseye

W00H00!


10 posted on 08/20/2012 5:12:22 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Darn you, I almost made top 10 for the first time. :)


11 posted on 08/20/2012 5:13:40 PM PDT by mojitojoe (American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)
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To: PJ-Comix
what i need to know a f*ckin' limey who knows nothing about America telling us we need to change presidents.

I thought the DUmmies were so ENAMORED of anything European?? They are always so concerned about what others over there think of us backward 'Muricans.

12 posted on 08/20/2012 5:14:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Go, Barack, go! Go far away!)
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To: PJ-Comix
can the DOJ ban the cover. Stop the circulation as its not honest.

Would this fall under the Alien and Sedition Act?

13 posted on 08/20/2012 5:18:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Go, Barack, go! Go far away!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Can the DOJ do that?


14 posted on 08/20/2012 5:20:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Go, Barack, go! Go far away!)
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To: mojitojoe

B00H00? :(


15 posted on 08/20/2012 5:21:37 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: PJ-Comix
Niall Ferguson is an atheist.

He does not believe in the Obamassiah.

16 posted on 08/20/2012 5:21:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Go, Barack, go! Go far away!)
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To: PJ-Comix
F*cking disrespectful! Who is this piece of sh*t writing this pile of garbage? Arrrrrgh! I think I've had my fill of outrage for the next month - and that was just from crap I've read in the past hour. F*ck Akins and f*ck Ferguson.

If it's a legitimate criticism of Obamassiah, the DUmmie mind has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

17 posted on 08/20/2012 5:27:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Go, Barack, go! Go far away!)
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To: PJ-Comix
urging Twitter followers to use a disrespectful hashtag when discussing this piece.

Newsweek is not tweeting him with wespect!

18 posted on 08/20/2012 5:31:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Go, Barack, go! Go far away!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Want to discuss this week's cover story? Use the hashtag. . . .

The DUmmies would rather use the hashish bag.

19 posted on 08/20/2012 5:33:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Go, Barack, go! Go far away!)
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To: PJ-Comix
no way that belongs on the front page. Its opinion not journalism.

No, they need a straight, fact-based cover story like this one:


20 posted on 08/20/2012 5:39:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Although, can anything by Andrew Sullivan be "straight"?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
what i need to know a f*ckin' limey who knows nothing about America telling us we need to change presidents.

Andrew Sullivan could not be reached for comment.

21 posted on 08/20/2012 5:39:46 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks PJ-Comix.


22 posted on 08/20/2012 5:49:18 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's also somewhat disrespectful to refer to the President by his first name on the cover.

As if these are more respectful:

Chimp
Chimpy McHitler
BushCo
Shrub
Junior
Baby Bush
Pretzel Boy

Shall I go on?

23 posted on 08/20/2012 5:51:10 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: PJ-Comix

OBozo and the @ssclown circus is on the air!


24 posted on 08/20/2012 5:53:12 PM PDT by nomad
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To: PJ-Comix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyVuYAHiZb8


25 posted on 08/20/2012 6:03:42 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I can just picture libtard heads exploding when they get their issue! It is basically a leftist mag, hence its low circulation. Looks like they are touching a toe in the water to see if conservatives will buy this issue. Its all money baby!


26 posted on 08/20/2012 6:06:24 PM PDT by USAFJeeper (Who Dat Nation - Loving the Manning Face!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

hahaha! priceless


27 posted on 08/20/2012 6:07:02 PM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: PJ-Comix
Arrrrrgh! I think I've had my fill of outrage for the next month - and that was just from crap I've read in the past hour.

Great. Another commie lib that's full of crap!

28 posted on 08/20/2012 6:13:09 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Had enough of the freaks running the show yet?)
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To: PJ-Comix

what i need to know a f*ckin’ limey who knows nothing about America telling us we need to change presidents. FU


How strange.

When a bunch of foreigners supported Gore, the lefties pointed to them and praised their wisdom.

When a bunch of foreigners supported Kerry, the lefties pointed to them and praised their wisdom.

When a bunch of foreigners supported Obama, the lefties pointed to them and praised their wisdom.

When Obama said we coudn’t set our thermostats at whatever we want and eat whatever we want, the lefties pointed to the foreigners and praised their wisdom.

Now, they’re calling a foreigner a “f*ckin’ limey who knows nothing about America.” When did the lefties become narrow minded bigots?


29 posted on 08/20/2012 6:16:26 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I refused to read newsweak when my unit received it. Is that cover real?


30 posted on 08/20/2012 6:20:11 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: USAFJeeper

That was my first thought also. Newsweek has a lower circulation than my local coupon paper, maybe they are tired of following the propaganda line of the left and getting zippo for it.

Maybe someone might buy an issue or two.


31 posted on 08/20/2012 6:32:39 PM PDT by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL!!! First truly funny use of that remark. I’ve seen people try all day but that one is hilarious!


32 posted on 08/20/2012 7:51:09 PM PDT by samiam1972 ("It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."-Mother Teresa)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Would this fall under the Alien and Sedition Act?

ROFLMAO

Of course if we act like there's no Constitution it would.

33 posted on 08/20/2012 7:54:45 PM PDT by HapaxLegamenon
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To: cripplecreek

>>Department of just us.<<

That is BRILLIANT! As with other great ideas I will steal it! :)


34 posted on 08/20/2012 8:29:45 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (obozo could bring back literal slavery with chains and still he will get 85+% of the black vote)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's also somewhat disrespectful to refer to the President by his first name on the cover.

It's also somewhat disrespectful to refer to a democrap Pres - - ent by his first name on the cover.

35 posted on 08/20/2012 9:03:27 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (RINO season is open. No limit. Make them extinct.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are feeling the heat. Hit the road Barack!


36 posted on 08/20/2012 9:22:27 PM PDT by 1035rep (Obama: "I killed Bin Laden" ...you didn't do that. Somebody else made that happen.)
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To: PJ-Comix

...are you seriously trying to tell us that at no time did either the DUmmies or the KOmmies pull the race card? Really? Man, they’re slipping....


37 posted on 08/20/2012 9:54:32 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Would this fall under the Alien and Sedition Act?”

It does, by George, it surely does!!!


38 posted on 08/20/2012 10:12:30 PM PDT by arrogantsob (Obama MUST Go. Sarah herself supports Romney.)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
When did the lefties become narrow minded bigots?

When have they not been? is a better question.

39 posted on 08/21/2012 6:06:43 AM PDT by chesley (God's chosen instrument - the trumpet)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Awesome. :-)


40 posted on 08/21/2012 6:27:38 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Eat Mor Chikin!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I find it an interesting (but horrifying) view into the leftist-lib mindset that whenever any rag, lib or conservative, has articles the leftists don’t like, significant numbers of the lefties favor banning rather than just boycotting the offending publication. Here some of the nuts actually suggest that a privately-owned publication be banned for offending Fearless Leader. I’ll bet these people would give Stalin a run for his money for the title of World’s Most Oppressive Dictator.


41 posted on 08/21/2012 7:08:55 AM PDT by driftless2
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“Stop the circulation as its not honest”

Notice how opinions no longer equal facts to the left when it's their ox being gored.

If honesty was a requirement in this race then Obama wouldn't have any of the campaign issues he does now.

42 posted on 08/21/2012 7:44:45 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I have to laugh when I hear libs whine about the “disrespect” being shown to Obumble. At least once a week the New York Daily News has a letter to the editor on this same subject. It’s always the same complaint: “Never before has a president been treated so badly! All the white presidents before him were treated with respect!” Were these people asleep during the Bush years? My guess is that they were gleefully forwarding those photos that showed Bush morphing into a chimp.


43 posted on 08/21/2012 9:31:45 AM PDT by Rainbow Rising (Hey hey, ho ho, in 2012 Obama's got to go!)
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To: PJ-Comix
can the DOJ ban the cover. Stop the circulation as its not honest

Then when the DOJ is Republican can we ban almost every fricking MSM publication out there? These people are morons.

44 posted on 08/21/2012 9:50:54 AM PDT by Starstruck (Only the wealthy and the poor can afford socialism)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We're waiting Charles...

You know what I mean...

Ok, let me give you a hint... cough... me mE ME

Hit the Road Barack
and doncha come back
no more no more no more no more!

Take it away Charles!

45 posted on 08/21/2012 11:23:23 AM PDT by Toadman (Objective 2012 - Hussein OUT. Objective 2016 - Romney replaced by a Ryan)
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To: Old Sarge

You forgot ‘President Urkel’


46 posted on 08/21/2012 9:31:13 PM PDT by House Atreides
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To: PJ-Comix; cripplecreek

PJ uses several Alex Karras references today!

Go Lions!


47 posted on 08/22/2012 5:55:14 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix

A RAT President has gotta suck really bad when Newsweak says he needs to go.


48 posted on 08/23/2012 8:44:41 PM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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