Posted on 08/24/2012 9:25:42 PM PDT by John Semmens
The Department of Justice, responding to an Executive Order issued by President Obama, issued a memo to all sections encouraging them to hire more persons with targeted disabilities. Among the disabilities targeted are people with severe intellectual disability, psychiatric disability and other current severe physical, intellectual or mental conditions.
Attorney General Eric Holder defended the Order saying that the President doesn't just talk the talk, he also walks the walk. From his selection of Joe Biden to be his running mate President Obama has taken a strong stand on behalf of the rights of the mentally disabled. It is his belief that for a democracy to be truly representative it has to draw from every segment of the population. Does this mean that the deranged and the stupid must be given their fair share of the responsibilities of governing the nation? Yes, it does.
For his part, Biden embraced his role as poster boy for the mentally impaired, boasting that the President be puttin' us all back in chairs.
In related news, Vice-President Biden blamed Republicans for mortgage foreclosures. According to Biden, Republicans in Congress are blocking the Administration's plan to forgive all mortgage debt. Here we have a cost-free solution to provide free homes to everyone, but can't get cooperation from the GOP, Biden complained. Our message to the middle class is simple, if you're tired of having to pay your mortgage vote Democrat. Biden said he was confident that a reelected President Obama would have the mandate to bypass Congress and enact mortgage forgiveness by Executive Order.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...
http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/117406-2012-08-24-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-august-26-2012.htm
ping
Obama has a future.
So they want to hire (MORE) crazies and idiots.
When are these vermin going to be kicked out of DC and government jobs? Why is this still going on?
Bump.
This would be funnier if it weren’t actually true.
[ DOJ Seeks to Hire More People with Mental Problems ]
Do you mean democrats?.. or do you include RINOs?..
Goal is 100% by Dec. 21, 2012.
I wish I knew which part was satire.
O.K., but rubber bullets for the rubber room crowd. And no drooling on the crayons.
Boot to the top
Excellent!
These guys get me every time. “Whaaaaaaa? .... Whaaaaaaa? .... Wait a minute! Wait a minute!”
Those are not disabilities.
Those are handy capabilities.
Especially if your going to be managed by the criminally insane.
One nut at the head of the DOJ is enough, thank me very much.
Hiring more demorats I see.
“the President be putting us all back in chairs”
Lol!!!
Excellent writing, as usual.
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