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DOJ Seeks to Hire More People with Mental Problems
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 Aug 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/24/2012 9:25:42 PM PDT by John Semmens

The Department of Justice, responding to an Executive Order issued by President Obama, issued a memo to all sections encouraging them to hire more persons with “targeted disabilities.” Among the disabilities targeted are people with “severe intellectual disability,” “psychiatric disability” and other “current severe physical, intellectual or mental conditions.”

Attorney General Eric Holder defended the Order saying that “the President doesn't just talk the talk, he also walks the walk. From his selection of Joe Biden to be his running mate President Obama has taken a strong stand on behalf of the rights of the mentally disabled. It is his belief that for a democracy to be truly representative it has to draw from every segment of the population. Does this mean that the deranged and the stupid must be given their fair share of the responsibilities of governing the nation? Yes, it does.”

For his part, Biden embraced his role as “poster boy” for the mentally impaired, boasting that “the President be puttin' us all back in chairs.”

In related news, Vice-President Biden blamed Republicans for mortgage foreclosures. According to Biden, Republicans in Congress are blocking the Administration's plan to forgive all mortgage debt. “Here we have a cost-free solution to provide free homes to everyone, but can't get cooperation from the GOP,” Biden complained. “Our message to the middle class is simple, if you're tired of having to pay your mortgage vote Democrat.” Biden said he was confident that “a reelected President Obama would have the mandate to bypass Congress and enact mortgage forgiveness by Executive Order.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/117406-2012-08-24-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-august-26-2012.htm


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: 2012; deranged; mortgage; obama; satire; stupid
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1 posted on 08/24/2012 9:25:55 PM PDT by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 08/24/2012 9:27:24 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Obama has a future.


3 posted on 08/24/2012 9:29:06 PM PDT by doc1019 (Given my choices, I will not be voting this time around.)
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To: John Semmens

So they want to hire (MORE) crazies and idiots.

When are these vermin going to be kicked out of DC and government jobs? Why is this still going on?


4 posted on 08/24/2012 9:31:22 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: John Semmens

Bump.


5 posted on 08/24/2012 9:31:22 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: John Semmens

This would be funnier if it weren’t actually true.


6 posted on 08/24/2012 9:33:04 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (RED NECK KUNG FU by Corn Fuschas)
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To: John Semmens

[ DOJ Seeks to Hire More People with Mental Problems ]

Do you mean democrats?.. or do you include RINOs?..


7 posted on 08/24/2012 9:33:56 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: little jeremiah
So they want to hire (MORE) crazies and idiots.

Goal is 100% by Dec. 21, 2012.

8 posted on 08/24/2012 9:35:35 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (RED NECK KUNG FU by Corn Fuschas)
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To: John Semmens

I wish I knew which part was satire.


9 posted on 08/24/2012 9:37:23 PM PDT by andyk (Go Juan Pablo!)
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To: John Semmens
Hot Damn!!!! Now maybe I'll finally get that guvmint job I've been applying for the last thirty years!



Genuflectimus non ad principem sed ad Principem Pacis!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

10 posted on 08/24/2012 9:37:49 PM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
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To: John Semmens

O.K., but rubber bullets for the rubber room crowd. And no drooling on the crayons.


11 posted on 08/24/2012 9:47:34 PM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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Obama will be available the afternoon of January 20th or sooner. At least until his treason trial starts.l
12 posted on 08/24/2012 9:49:41 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (I think Obozo deserves another term: 20 to life in Leavenworth sounds about right!)
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To: John Semmens

Boot to the top


13 posted on 08/24/2012 10:10:10 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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Excellent!


14 posted on 08/24/2012 10:24:22 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: John Semmens

These guys get me every time. “Whaaaaaaa? .... Whaaaaaaa? .... Wait a minute! Wait a minute!”


15 posted on 08/24/2012 10:37:44 PM PDT by dr_lew
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....to hire more persons with “targeted disabilities.”

Those are not disabilities.

Those are handy capabilities.

Especially if your going to be managed by the criminally insane.

16 posted on 08/24/2012 10:37:51 PM PDT by justa-hairyape
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One nut at the head of the DOJ is enough, thank me very much.


17 posted on 08/24/2012 10:39:47 PM PDT by llevrok (2012 : This is a civil war, not an election)
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Hiring more demorats I see.


18 posted on 08/24/2012 10:40:07 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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“the President be putting us all back in chairs”

Lol!!!


19 posted on 08/24/2012 10:44:25 PM PDT by berdie
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To: John Semmens

Excellent writing, as usual.


20 posted on 08/24/2012 10:58:19 PM PDT by lurk
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