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Chuck Norris
Reaganite Republican ^ | August 28, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 08/28/2012 10:09:10 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican




TOPICS: History; Humor; Military/Veterans; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: humor; joke; nazis; norris

1 posted on 08/28/2012 10:09:14 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: AdvisorB; ken5050

*** PING ***


2 posted on 08/28/2012 10:10:09 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

Except Chuck was born March 10, 1940.


3 posted on 08/28/2012 10:15:12 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Reaganite Republican

Chuck Norris was born on 3/10/1940...


4 posted on 08/28/2012 10:15:57 AM PDT by sargon
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To: mnehring

Don’t tell that to Chuck Norris!


5 posted on 08/28/2012 10:17:30 AM PDT by liege (I'll pay more for tomatoes...or lettuce.)
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To: mnehring
Except Chuck was born March 10, 1940.

Chuck Norris was born on any date he wishes.

The calendar knows better than to mess with him.

6 posted on 08/28/2012 10:19:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Funny but creepy!)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.


7 posted on 08/28/2012 10:25:10 AM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Chuck Norris wasn’t born. He punched his way out.


8 posted on 08/28/2012 10:27:27 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill
Chuck Norris wasn’t born. He punched his way out.

That's why they call it a "C-section".

9 posted on 08/28/2012 10:37:49 AM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal
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To: Lazamataz

**LAUGHING**

Read down thread and continued laughing.
Funny Freepers!


10 posted on 08/28/2012 10:41:32 AM PDT by RGVTx
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To: Lazamataz

Death once had a “near Chuck Norris” experience.


11 posted on 08/28/2012 11:37:36 AM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: Billthedrill

“from his mother’s womb untimely ripped”


12 posted on 08/28/2012 11:49:23 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

LOL all the way down...


13 posted on 08/28/2012 11:54:52 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep he lurks.


14 posted on 08/28/2012 12:07:20 PM PDT by wordsofearnest (Proper aim of giving is to put the recipient in a state where he no longer needs it. C.S. Lewis)
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To: wordsofearnest

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the neck. It’s descendents are now known as giraffes.


15 posted on 08/28/2012 12:14:13 PM PDT by KMG365
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To: Lazamataz

“Chuck Norris was born on any date he wishes.

The calendar knows better than to mess with him.”


EXACTLY lol


16 posted on 08/28/2012 12:28:27 PM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: mnehring

“Except Chuck was born March 10, 1940.”


That’s what the Nazis would like you to think!


17 posted on 08/28/2012 12:42:05 PM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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