Posted on 08/31/2012 10:20:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
[Prepare the leather restraining straps for DUmmie Glaisne on election night when he goes completely BERSERK.]
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1. Voter ID Laws. These are being pursued by many states which are designed specifically to disenfranchise students, elderly, minorities, and the poor.
Really, how much noise do you expect assembled vaginas to make?
Not only that but the biggest problems were in the areas run by Democrats. Bill Daley was Gore’s campaign manager and the voting method was the EXACT method used in Chicago for decades. It did not interfere in the slightest with the voter fraud here but the Florida Democrats were too stupid to pull it off?
I've had a photo ID on me since I was 16 years old. How would any of these groups NOT have photo IDs?
How demented does one have to be to believe that Voter IDs will increase fraud?
No, I'm not going there. My lips are sealed. But I was referring to their rained out, pathetic, miniscule attempts at interfering with the convention by my "oh, wait..." ending.
HUGE STRIDES of what? Where? Is there ANY evidence of this assertion whatsoever?
Scares the bejeeezus out of me. Our side needs to be in the streets making noise about this.
What scares you? "Making noise" about what? That a fellow DUmmy just pulled some scenario out of his sore ass?
These people are simply unbelievable. Not a shred of proof, pure 100% conjecture, and they're completely petrified and angry over it!
SO LEAVE..DONT BE HANGING ROUND A DUMP AS YOU SAY..
Talk about Fraud? We used to get Democrat voting reminders for my grandfather, well into the eighties, when he went under the sod in Waldheim cemetery in 1940. Any complaints to the Cook County Election Board? They quietly vanished, like a fart in a typhoon.
Perhaps that is why simply shooting the Chicago Democrat/Thieves Guild is too quick for these traitors.
My wife passed away in 1990. I have moved three times since then. When Glenn Beck posted the link to the system that allows you to find who is registered to vote in your area, I looked up my wife's name. Sure enough, a person with her name was registered in the town I lived in before moving here. I checked the phone listing to see if anyone by that name lived in the other city, but I didn't find anyone.
I contacted the local election officials and asked them to investigate. They came back a week later and said someone is registered by her name and it is a legitimate registration (though they couldn't give me any details).
Two weeks after that, I received a voter registration packet in my wife's name at the current address (the third I have lived at since she passed).
So, to recap. I thought (and actually still believe) I had found a fraudulent voter registration. I reported it. After the report was found to have no basis, someone sent me the necessary forms to create a fraudulent voter registration.
As someone upthread said, you can't make this stuff up.
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I blame Eve Ensler for anthropomorphic "vaginas" droning on in predictably leftist ways. They are quite loud. A little too extroverted for vaginas.
They're actually rather oddly misnamed, don't you think? You'd think subject matter experts wouldn't make such a gaffe, it's tantamount to mistaking a nose for sinuses.
We had a fairly lengthy discussion of this on the NC forum just yesterday. Given the extroversion and the droning noise, I suggest they be hence forth termed "Vulvuzelas."
In the interest of linguistic clarity, of course.
No wonder they call ‘em DUmmies!
Name it. Just one "proven" hacked machine, when and where. Just one, and I will concede that it is possible to hack a Diebold machine.
PJ & Charles have full size condom body suits for STD immunity, some sharp wooden stakes and job applications in order to battle the freaks at DU so we don’t have to visit that leper colony to get the goods for the next great DUmmie FUnnie episodes.
Why are you so angry @ post #2? Did he touch a sensitive nerve? Are you emotional today? Do you need a hug?
4. Direct Voter Suppression. ~~snip~~ too few voting machines in democratic districts, a preponderance of broken and malfunctioning voting machines located at democratic districts.Ah yes. The good old 'too few voting machines in democratic districts that are broken anyway' trick. Yep always loved THAT one. Except that it's Democrat Election officials who furnish the too few and broken voting machines!
5. Electronic Voting Machines. Blah, blah, blah, blah - ad infinitum blah-blah.Since 2002 at the least we've had One Electronic Voting Machine at our polling place. And I have yet to see one person use it! And over those years we've voted from 6:20am to 6:30pm and NADA, nobody near it. Not early, not mid day, not late night -- not ever.
6. Unregulated and unlimited propaganda in campaigns through so called social welfare super pacs thanks to Citizens United.Yep. Dam You, Citizens United, how dare you. Just because Corporations -- which are owned by Stock Holders, who are actual PEOPLE -- have a say in Elections. Only UNIONS are supposed to have that de facto 'Super Pac' advantage!
These are all the reasons why we are no longer a Democracy.Arrrrgh! We are NOT a 'Democracy' you friggen DUmmie, and we have never been one! The USA is a Constitutional REPUBLIC. With a representative democracy (note small 'd') form of government (1). A 'Democracy' (note capital 'D') form of government is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner, ya jackass.
(1) If we were a true 'Democracy' we really wouldn't need Congress. We would be voting on everything, not the 'Representative' that we elect! That is - if the Dictator allowed the election in the first place
I laughed so hard I had to change my pants!
LLS
[Sniff! Thousands of legitimate dead votes will be purged from the voter rolls. Zombies ARISE!!!]
I remember a caller to the local morning talk show in Austin who checked the voter roll in Travis county and her parents both voted in 2008 and 2010. Both passed away in 2005. I bet they voted dim too.
Sorry bout that, just mis-interprated...that it was a negative against FreeRepublic....
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