[miss marmelstein]

Obama has got to be the only black man who would eat pastrami on Wonder Bread with mayonnaise. He’s so deeply uncool.

[wardaddy]

I put mayo on pastrami with mustard and pickles and lettuce

Garfinkels rye loaf in wax paper bag

Course im not Jewish but i am a well seasoned shabbaz goy

I put cheese on pastrami too

Bad boy