Posted on 09/06/2012 4:11:09 PM PDT by Bobble
GAYLE KING: Mr. Vice President, according to the Associated Press, Suzanne Barr, a senior Obama administration political appointee and longtime aide to Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano, resigned Saturday amid allegations of inappropriate sexual behavior.
JOE BIDEN: Yes, and it’s an unfortunate turn of events.
GAYLE KING: The allegations of sexual impropriety against Miss Barr include aggressive attempts to humiliate and intimidate her male counterparts.
JOE BIDEN: (After a thoughtful pause) Look, we’ve known for some time now that the Department of Homeland Security is crawling with lesbians.
Gayle King stared wide-eyed at the vice president.
JOE BIDEN: But it’s never been a concern, Gayle, because those frisky gals have done such a bang up job.
GAYLE KING: Uh… apparently Miss Barr also worked under Janet Napolitano while she was governor of Arizona, serving as her director of legislative affairs.
JOE BIDEN: Yeah, the two of them are kind of like you and Oprah.
GAYLE KING: (coughing) … Uh, there are some who wonder if Janet Napalitano is running a tight ship at the Homeland Security.
JOE BIDEN: Oh, you can count on it. Janet Nepalitano is one tough S.O.B. She puts her pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us.
GAYLE KING: Is the administration concerned with the caliber of the women working under her?
JOE BIDEN: I can assure you, the stable of girls Janet’s harnessed to service her are smart, competent and stronger than government mules.
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imagine that !
“Crawling” is such a harsh word. I think “infested” might work better.
I don’t care what you say Biden is entertaining.... who votes for these people ?
“Satire”
People who are just like them.
Well, I’ll be a $hit house mouse! Janet Napolean is a . . . dare I say . . . possibly a muncher of carpets? Hmmm?
I mean, we all know she's so straight...LOL! Sorry, couldn't keep a serious face!
sick comment!!
I thought it was a rash
You tell em Joe.
Both that Biden would be dumb enough to say it and that it might be a true statement.
Fake. But accurate.
It takes time to sort out the real outrages from all exaggerated or mock ones. I wouldn't put it past Joe to say some of these things. On the plus side, it does make you wonder.
Thanks for the laugh
This reminds me of a character in CS Lewis’ book “That Hideous Strength” — a mannish woman named Miss/Major Hardcastle (a.k.a. “The Fairy”) — The sadistic head of the N.I.C.E. Institutional Police and its female auxiliary, the “Waips”. Torture is her favorite interrogation method, and she takes special pleasure in abusing female prisoners. It is clearly implied that she is a sadomasochistic lesbian.
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