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DHS Urging Citizens To Prepare For Zombie Attack
America's Conservative News ^ | 09/10/2012 | America's Conservative News

Posted on 09/10/2012 3:29:28 PM PDT by ElIguana

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To: ElIguana

so nice to be wasting our tax payers money on this crapola....let’s thriow a party to celebrate. gee whiz


21 posted on 09/10/2012 4:40:08 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: ElIguana

Oh, you better believe I’m ready for the walking dead when they lose big in November.

*Click*Click*


22 posted on 09/10/2012 4:41:11 PM PDT by Thorliveshere
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To: ElIguana
Gee, thanks for the advice. I did that before DHS existed.

How many tax-dollars did you spend to come up with this?

23 posted on 09/10/2012 4:46:52 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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To: ElIguana

Always remember; a zombie is a brain dead consuming machine, it cares about nothing but it’s own desires and wants.
A zombie will continue to devour every thing in it’s path until there is nothing left to consume.
A zombie produces nothing; a zombie contributes nothing to society, only takes, consumes and destroys.
Sounds an awful lot like a liberal, progressive, or a modern Democrat doesn’t it.
Remember head shots only, don’t waste ammo.
ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE.


24 posted on 09/10/2012 4:51:23 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: ElIguana
The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) have gotten into the act as well and have launched a series of seminars and social media campaigns on zombie attack survival.

That tells me that they (esp. FEMA)have outlived their usefulness.

25 posted on 09/10/2012 5:04:54 PM PDT by Sarajevo (Don't think for a minute that this excuse for a President has America's best interest in mind.)
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To: 5th MEB

I thought we already knew about this for after their ebt cards flash zero’s?


26 posted on 09/10/2012 5:09:50 PM PDT by bicyclerepair ( REPLACE D-W-S ! http://www.karenforcongress.com)
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To: TigersEye
yeah.

Bet the real translation of zombie attack is 'martial law curfew'.

27 posted on 09/10/2012 5:15:35 PM PDT by Republic (Keep uhbama desperate - seems to force slips of honesty from his angry interior)
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To: ElIguana
Another example of how useful every dollar of govt spending is, and that there is nothing we can cut from the budget.
28 posted on 09/10/2012 5:19:24 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Encourage all of your Democrat friends to get out and vote on November 7th, the stakes are high.)
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To: ElIguana

Look at the percentage of the population on antidepressants.

Now imagine some disaster cuts off the supply of those drugs to millions of people.

There’s your attacking zombies - no joke, for real.


29 posted on 09/10/2012 5:24:52 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Boogieman

“Nor do I see instructions on how to convert your ‘73 Delta 88 to run on steam power and mount spinning blades to the front to automate the decapitations :(”

With none of that and no hollow points or machetes, the government wants the zombies to win. Never trust the government.


30 posted on 09/10/2012 5:25:03 PM PDT by Marcella (Conservatism is dead. PREPARE)
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To: ElIguana
Ok, maybe I missed it but I did not see SHOTGUN on that list.

Has anybody ever seen a zombie movie where a shotgun was not the most important thing you need in a zombie attack? It has to be one of the Zombie survival rules.

31 posted on 09/10/2012 5:48:28 PM PDT by Lady Heron
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If they declare a martial law curfew I guess I’ll be free to shoot zombies on my property at will.


32 posted on 09/10/2012 6:11:19 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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