Skip to comments.DHS Urging Citizens To Prepare For Zombie Attack
Posted on 09/10/2012 3:29:28 PM PDT by ElIguana
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so nice to be wasting our tax payers money on this crapola....let’s thriow a party to celebrate. gee whiz
Oh, you better believe I’m ready for the walking dead when they lose big in November.
How many tax-dollars did you spend to come up with this?
Always remember; a zombie is a brain dead consuming machine, it cares about nothing but it’s own desires and wants.
A zombie will continue to devour every thing in it’s path until there is nothing left to consume.
A zombie produces nothing; a zombie contributes nothing to society, only takes, consumes and destroys.
Sounds an awful lot like a liberal, progressive, or a modern Democrat doesn’t it.
Remember head shots only, don’t waste ammo.
ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE.
That tells me that they (esp. FEMA)have outlived their usefulness.
I thought we already knew about this for after their ebt cards flash zero’s?
Bet the real translation of zombie attack is 'martial law curfew'.
Look at the percentage of the population on antidepressants.
Now imagine some disaster cuts off the supply of those drugs to millions of people.
There’s your attacking zombies - no joke, for real.
“Nor do I see instructions on how to convert your 73 Delta 88 to run on steam power and mount spinning blades to the front to automate the decapitations :(”
With none of that and no hollow points or machetes, the government wants the zombies to win. Never trust the government.
Has anybody ever seen a zombie movie where a shotgun was not the most important thing you need in a zombie attack? It has to be one of the Zombie survival rules.
If they declare a martial law curfew I guess I’ll be free to shoot zombies on my property at will.
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