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Satire: Administration Finally Agrees to Give Romney Intel Briefings
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Sep 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/15/2012 3:36:35 PM PDT by John Semmens

While it has been customary for presidential nominees of major political parties to receive intelligence briefings during the campaign, the Obama Administration has neglected to follow this precedent until now.

“We didn’t think it’d be such a big deal,” said Thomas Donilon, Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs. “I mean, the President himself is hardly ever at the intel briefings. How could it be important for someone who’s not even part of the government to get this info?”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/09/15/attacks-on-us-embassies-seen-as-boost-for-presidents-reelection/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: intelligence; obama; romney; satire

1 posted on 09/15/2012 3:36:39 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Obama will show up everyday now. He’ll want to show off in front of Romney. Probably studying new military words now to impress him. Words like - Tanks, M80s, MRIs...etc


2 posted on 09/15/2012 3:43:29 PM PDT by tsowellfan (Obama blaming Freedom of Speech for Al Qaeda attack on Embassies in Libya and Egypt on Sept 11)
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To: John Semmens

There is a chair waiting for him.


3 posted on 09/15/2012 3:45:58 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: John Semmens

Laugh if you will, but the mudslime usurper being out of the loop is a GOOD THING!


4 posted on 09/15/2012 3:52:20 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Barack 0b0tt0my!)
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To: John Semmens
"If Mr. Obama isn't going to use his office, I'd like to borrow it for a time." ...Mitt Romney
5 posted on 09/15/2012 3:56:17 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Are you behind a "Blade of Grass?")
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To: tsowellfan
"Obama will show up everyday now. He’ll want to show off in front of Romney. Probably studying new military words now to impress him. Words like - Tanks, M80s, MRIs...etc"

Maybe Mr. Romney will be able to explain the briefings to him.
6 posted on 09/15/2012 9:23:38 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: Vince Ferrer

Romney missed an opportunity to say, “I’m simply asking the Obama Administration for a seat at the table. Unlike Obama, I will be in it.”


7 posted on 09/19/2012 3:34:24 AM PDT by 1010RD (First, Do No Harm)
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