Skip to comments.Al Gore Becomes a Priest, Says He Will Build an Ark
Posted on 09/17/2012 4:23:48 PM PDT by HollyW
WASHINGTON During an appearance on MSNBCs Hardball with Chris Matthews, Al Gore revealed that prior to divorcing his wife Tipper, he was ordained a Catholic priest. He added that he plans to spend the rest of his life listening to confessions before the impending global warming apocalypse kills everyone on the planet.
A surprised Chris Matthews asked the former vice president why he chose the priesthood.
I cant really explain why, Gore replied. I guess a big part of it is that I really love wearing the priest suit and listening to people tell me their secrets. I first experienced it a few years ago in a very poor South American village. Tipper and I traveled there to convince people that they would die in ten years if they didnt give us money to stop global warming. Since nobody in the village had a dime to spare, I decided to spend the two days I had left to act out a fantasy Id always had to be a priest and listen to confessions.
Mr. Gore paused and then smiled.
Ill tell you, after three or four confessions I was hooked. I mean, I couldnt stop! I must have heard a hundred confessions that first day and two hundred the next. Tipper was so irritated that she went home early.
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Somebody beat him to the building of the Ark. I’m not sure any religion would want him as a priest, especially since he flunked out of seminary school. Of course knowing Al, he probably thought it was a school that studied semen.
Was he an Ordain Preist when he was found in that massage parlor?
There are certain titles that when seen, must be read... This is one of them...
Holy crap! Just add glasses, and you’ve got Michael Moore!
Because things are so freaking crazy these day, I’m using the source, “The Daily Rash” as the sole proof of the lack of veracity. I hope I’m right, because with algore it is all too believable..
I didn’t realize Buddhist priests heard confessions. Learn something new every day.
Is it just me, or does Big Al look a lot like Newman?
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