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MSNBC announces new poll results: Obama 87%, Romney 16%, declares election is "effectively over".

Posted on 09/22/2012 8:19:16 AM PDT by ken5050

MSNBC just broke in with the results of a brand new poll.

Commissioned by Mother Jones, they polled 654 people on DailyKos and Democrat Underground..........


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2012polls; melissaharrisperry; msnbc; partisanmediashill; partisanmediashills
Melissa Harris-Perry breathlessly announced the poll results, saying that this was great news for the Obama campaign, andwould likely be very discouraging to Republicans.

The poll was conducted Saturday morning, between the hours of 2am and 5am, EST. Mother Jones said it wanted to see if the David Corn article, and the video tape it released, of Romney complaining bitterly against 47% of Americans, had affected the race.

The margin of error is +/- 23.6%

The key internals of the poll are as follows:

1. Are you employed? 14%
2. Are you living in your parents' home?53%
3. Are you currently high on something?92%
4. Do you support OWS?100%
5. Do you have student loans? 97%
6. Are you now covered under your parents' heath isurance? 68%

Melissa Harris-Perry said that MSNBC attempted to contact Karl Rove, to get his reaction to the poll, but he told them to "call Juan Williams," and hung up the phone.

They did reach Dick Morris, who said that he was astonished that Romney had managed to garner the support of 16% of this voting sample, which suggested that Roment was probably doing better than the polls suggested. He also said that MSNBC probably needs new batteries in their calculators.

ENOUGH WITH THE POLLS ALREADY. THEY ARE MOSTLY GARBAGE, BIASED ATTEMPTS TO SHAPE THE COVERAGE, AND THUS THE ELECTION.

1 posted on 09/22/2012 8:19:19 AM PDT by ken5050
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2 posted on 09/22/2012 8:22:14 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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But hey you’ve got to respect any poll that can reach 103%.


3 posted on 09/22/2012 8:24:28 AM PDT by newheart (At what point does policy become treason?)
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4 posted on 09/22/2012 8:26:36 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Looks like Chris is enjoying that tingle running up his leg ... or maybe it’s something ‘warm’ running down his leg.


5 posted on 09/22/2012 8:28:48 AM PDT by MissMagnolia (Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. (M.Thatcher))
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To: newheart

It was a poll of all 57 states.


6 posted on 09/22/2012 8:34:07 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class!)
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To: reg45

TY for a good giggle.


9 posted on 09/22/2012 8:36:26 AM PDT by jimfree (In Nov 2012 my 12 y/o granddaughter has more relevant&quality executive experience than Barack Obama)
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To: ken5050

LMAO


10 posted on 09/22/2012 8:39:38 AM PDT by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one)
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16 % Romney ?

They must have found a few trolls over at DU and Kos because all democrats are trapped in zombie like groupthink...


11 posted on 09/22/2012 8:40:33 AM PDT by Popman (In a place you only dream of Where your soul is always free)
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“Looks like Chris is enjoying that tingle running up his leg ... or maybe it’s something ‘warm’ running down his leg.”

As I have stated before; Chris's leg tingle was caused by his Obama emblazoned kneepads being strapped on too tight.

Those tight straps were pinching a nerve.

12 posted on 09/22/2012 8:44:11 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Encourage all of your Democrat friends to get out and vote on November 7th, the stakes are high.)
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I pity the poor 16% who voted for Romney. I hear they are the objects of a surprise mass fudge-packing tonight at DU Headquarters & Bathhouse.
13 posted on 09/22/2012 8:57:57 AM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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You mean to tell me there were 16% Romney-voters in that bunch?

Poor Obama is having a mutiny on his hands...


14 posted on 09/22/2012 9:11:31 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: Liberty Valance

That’s one of the scariest pictures I’ve seen in a long time.


15 posted on 09/22/2012 9:13:34 AM PDT by mtg
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To: MissMagnolia

Chris Tingle should get himself a beard.

And anything running up his leg is likely to be Obama’s rodent.


16 posted on 09/22/2012 9:13:58 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: Hardraade

:-)


17 posted on 09/22/2012 9:19:11 AM PDT by MissMagnolia (Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. (M.Thatcher))
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To: ConservativeStatement

MSNBC probably needs new batteries in their calculators.

Sears has a sale on die hards now,they beter get one asap.


18 posted on 09/22/2012 9:23:23 AM PDT by Vaduz
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Election far from being over. Romney will win the Battleground states that are essentially tied and thus the presidency. By the way the media NEVER mentions Rasmussen’s poll numbers.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/archive/2012_electoral_college_scoreboard


19 posted on 09/22/2012 9:38:49 AM PDT by NKP_Vet
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I am sure the MSNBC staff celebrated afterwards with a Drum Circle and prayer from Al-Qaeda #5


20 posted on 09/22/2012 9:50:20 AM PDT by SeminoleCounty (Egypt wants to execute me.)
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To: Liberty Valance

There are some naked bits in the background.


21 posted on 09/22/2012 9:53:25 AM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (Unnngh! To many PDS people!)
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To: NKP_Vet

Agree


22 posted on 09/22/2012 9:55:32 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: ken5050

I predict 100,000,000,000% for Obama and -100% for Romney.

I should work for the MSM!


23 posted on 09/22/2012 9:57:11 AM PDT by Bon mots (Abu Ghraib: 47 Times on the front page of the NY Times | Benghazi: 2 Times)
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oops - missed that. Thanks.


24 posted on 09/22/2012 10:02:17 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: ConservativeStatement

ROTFLOL


25 posted on 09/22/2012 10:26:10 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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26 posted on 09/22/2012 10:42:20 AM PDT by Stayfree (Find out how Obama is destroying America at White House Commie.com!!)
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http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/new-msm-poll-shows-obama-leading-in-tx-ak-t9627.html


27 posted on 09/22/2012 11:08:00 AM PDT by pookie18 (...OK, plan C: Newt or Rick...I guess it's plan D now)
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Thanks for the laugh!!!


28 posted on 09/22/2012 12:28:15 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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Pookie..thanks for the link..very funny site..


29 posted on 09/23/2012 6:23:00 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: ken5050

You’re welcome...your post reminded me of that piece...


30 posted on 09/23/2012 6:32:19 AM PDT by pookie18 (...OK, plan C: Newt or Rick...I guess it's plan D now)
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