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DUmmie FUnnies 9-23-12 (DUmmie Poll Panic)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 23, 2012 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/23/2012 8:21:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are in a state of panic over the fact that the Gallup poll shows the presidential race as about even as you can see in this THREAD, "WTF, Gallup Obama 47, Romney 46! This after Libya???" If they are this panicked now, imagine what the DUmmies will be like the weekend before the election when, with their reputations on the line, most of the polling outfits will be FORCED to reveal the true state of the electorate. Meanwhile it is FUn to watch the DUmmies undergo poll panic in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, remembering the tremendous accuracy of the 1990 Nicaraguan presidential election polls, is in the [barackets]:

WTF, Gallup Obama 47, Romney 46! This after Libya???

[Yeah, because we all remember how honest the Obama Regime was in assigning blame for the Libyan fiasco entirely on a poorly made video.]

Rasmussen and Gallup have Romney ahead... I know, it's crazy... but it's true...

[Don't worry. ObamaCare will provide coverage for your special OSS L-pill.]

Misinformation, apathy, lies propagated from the Right bolstered by a complicit and lazy Corporate Media, dissatisfaction, impatience and misplaced blame led to our loss in 2010.

[And, of course, none to the handling of the economy by The One. He is absolved of all blame.]

Obama will be well ahead by November. The Romney campaign is self destructing, they've seen the internals and know they can't win.

[Please place a Suicide Watch on DUmmie sufrommich on November 6.]

If it's a likely voters poll, it deliberately undercounts Obama supporters who didn't turn out to vote in 2010. The assumption is that if you didn't vote then you are less likely to vote now.

[Just keep your mind on that idea and the diaper mudslides can be prevented...until weekend before the election.]

I think Obama is definitely up, especially where it counts, and he'll win, but that it is even within 15 points sickens me about this country.

[Another DUmmie has just signed up for the Nov. 6 Suicide Watch.]

Obama is up against roughly the same economic conditions in place that UTTERLY sank Jimmy Carter

[Hey! Maybe the next jobs report will show unemployment has dropped a full two points!]

Carter was up on Reagan like 8 points pre debates. If Obama's hull is strong, Carter was unsinkable.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

tracking polls always fluctuate--they did in 2008, too.

[And remember the dramatic fluctuation in the 2004 exit polls?]

Poll close. That is all needed to cheat at the polls with the electronic voting machines.

[Ah! I see you already have your excuse ready.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; galluppoll; mittromney
Too bad I already donated the hundreds of Depends I got for FREE via coupons months ago. I should have saved them to donate to the DUmmies for the weekend before the election when they look at the final (and most realistic) poll numbers.
1 posted on 09/23/2012 8:21:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

I expect the number of prescriptions for valium issued to libs on Nov 6th will skyrocket.


2 posted on 09/23/2012 8:22:56 AM PDT by Signalman
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 09/23/2012 8:24:18 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

ibtp


4 posted on 09/23/2012 8:24:28 AM PDT by kanawa
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;(


5 posted on 09/23/2012 8:25:06 AM PDT by kanawa
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To: PJ-Comix
The reason for "pole fluffers" not being questioned is so the theft of an election on the part of leftists, unions, media elite, and the election counting aparatus in Spain, can take place and seem plausible.

Franken enjoys this handicap. If a republican candidate wins, the media only backs off and allows it if the margin of the win is greater than 10%.

6 posted on 09/23/2012 8:30:52 AM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: Signalman

I don’t think that there’s gonna be nearly enough sedatives for the DUmmies!


7 posted on 09/23/2012 8:31:42 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sorry Everybody dot com part 2


8 posted on 09/23/2012 8:33:41 AM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: PJ-Comix
...but that it is even within 15 points sickens me about this country.

I'll agree with the Dummy there. How can anyone support hussein now? Forget what he says - 90% of it is lies anyway - just look at what he has done. Record debt/deficits, record unemployment, terrible national security, loss of freedoms, an economy circling the drain, more people on food stamps than ever before, more people below the poverty line than ever before...

There isn't one single thing anyone can point to and say "Yeah, obama did that, it is good for America, and I stand behind it." Not one thing. How can anyone in their right mind even think of giving this socialist/Marxist with fascist leanings another 4 years to trash our Country?

9 posted on 09/23/2012 8:35:08 AM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?


10 posted on 09/23/2012 8:35:45 AM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Misinformation, apathy, lies propagated from the Right bolstered by a complicit and lazy Corporate Media, dissatisfaction, impatience and misplaced blame led to our loss in 2010.

Yeah, that completely explains those wacked-out "polls" with O +12% with a wide majority of independents....

11 posted on 09/23/2012 8:44:42 AM PDT by mikrofon (NObama '12)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh but why should they panic? The media keeps telling us how the election is over and how Obama has it in the bag, why would the DUmmies be worried? WHY?


12 posted on 09/23/2012 9:08:01 AM PDT by erod (This Chicagoan will crawl over broken glass to vote the fake Chicagoan Obama out!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I thought some of you keep saying all the polls are BS? Proving my point that some just pick and choose.

Stop acting like RATS. Polls are a very good snapshot of what is going to happen in Nov.

Or just act like RATS and keep being lead off the cliff.


13 posted on 09/23/2012 9:22:38 AM PDT by RIghtwardHo
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To: PJ-Comix

Somehow these idjits think their President going to sleep after hearing about Libya was going to help his poll numbers? Romney “jumped the gun” but he was right on the money, while it took 10 days of evasion for the White House to admit it was terrorism and then still attacks the video.


14 posted on 09/23/2012 9:34:40 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: PJ-Comix

I had a tiny bit of Nokia stock that tanked on 911 and never came back. With all the Boomers “coming of age” I decided to turn that little stock into Kimberly-Clark because I predict the demand for Depends is going to skyrocket very soon. So far it’s gone up a little.

Not a serious investment, just a little experiment.


15 posted on 09/23/2012 10:04:14 AM PDT by EggsAckley ("There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply!")
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To: PJ-Comix

top 20?


16 posted on 09/23/2012 10:34:42 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama is up against roughly the same economic conditions in place that UTTERLY sank Jimmy Carter

[Hey! Maybe the next jobs report will show unemployment has dropped a full two points!]

Jimmah cattah is smiling, since he won't have the title of worst president ever after Nov.

17 posted on 09/23/2012 10:36:19 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: RIghtwardHo
Stop acting like RATS. Polls are a very good snapshot of what is going to happen in Nov.

Those of us who have been involved in politics for years know some polls are commonly oversampling the left. The debate isn't whether polls are "a good snapshot", but which ones are and are not and how much are they are oversampling at a given time.

You are free to join the debate, of course, but stop acting like a RAT and flaming people for not mindlessly trusting data from left-wing propaganda outfits like the NY Times and CBS.

.

18 posted on 09/23/2012 10:59:08 AM PDT by Tamzee (The U.S. re-electing Obama would be like the Titanic backing up and ramming the iceberg again.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Misinformation, apathy, lies propagated from the Right bolstered by a complicit and lazy Corporate Media...

These people actually believe the Media leans right.

I knew patients at the VA who swore that FauxNews was Leftist and CNNObama was right-wing.

And these people vote. Twice.

19 posted on 09/23/2012 10:59:08 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: PJ-Comix; MrB
And remember the dramatic fluctuation in the 2004 exit polls?

Mr B...would you like to expound?

20 posted on 09/23/2012 5:02:37 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ooh, ooh, you said "presidential race", that's a dog whistle word to all those racist rightwingers! (It's not hard thinking like a lefty, they're so predictable at throwing the race card)
21 posted on 09/23/2012 5:54:26 PM PDT by mrsmel (One Who Can See)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hold down on your heads Dummie’ , they will pop off.


22 posted on 09/23/2012 6:02:42 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: PJ-Comix

Good one. Thanks for the ping.

LOL! at the “right-wing media.”


23 posted on 09/23/2012 6:19:32 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: PJ-Comix

Into the top 30 like a snail with JATO units!


24 posted on 09/23/2012 8:25:53 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If it's a likely voters poll, it deliberately undercounts Obama supporters who didn't turn out to vote in 2010. The assumption is that if you didn't vote then you are less likely to vote now.

Except that's not how a likely voter screen works, DUmmie.

25 posted on 09/23/2012 8:29:25 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Tamzee

Well said.


26 posted on 09/23/2012 8:33:03 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: PJ-Comix

An SNL classic:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/oops-i-crapped-my-pants/1049485


27 posted on 09/23/2012 9:25:40 PM PDT by Purrcival (Herman Cain 2012 (*sigh*))
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix

“FluctuAmellicans, too!”


28 posted on 09/24/2012 5:04:33 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: PJ-Comix
WTF, Gallup Obama 47, Romney 46! This after Libya???


29 posted on 09/24/2012 5:54:56 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: RIghtwardHo

“Honest Polls are a very good snapshot of what is going to happen in Nov.” There I fixed it for you to make it true.

Almost every one of those polls showing a close race are totally ginned up and easy to see through IF you examine their internals.

When one which uses the proper party ratios, poll Likely Voters and has a large enough sample has The Disaster ahead then I will worry. Until them I can see how they got their bogus results and don’t worry. Having to resort to these gimmicks convinces me that The Disaster is losing.


30 posted on 09/24/2012 10:27:54 AM PDT by arrogantsob (The Disaster MUST Go. Sarah herself supports Romney.)
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To: Tamzee

I would just clarify that oversampling is not necessarily wrong. The whole point of over sampling is to attempt to predict the difference, on election day, in turnout between the parties. Splitting the poll always 50/50 would be almost always wrong.


31 posted on 09/24/2012 10:41:42 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: Charles Henrickson; bcsco

I might be fairly scarce for a week starting this Thursday. The reason is I might have discovered a “Kril Coupon” which basically gets me anything I want for FREE. Not sure yet if the scenario will work but if the item I have in mind has a price markdown as announced, I can end up with...at least 40 packs of Jack Daniels baby back ribs, 10 gallons of Arizona iced tea, and 10 large cans of Chock full O’Nuts coffee. That’s just for starters. I could also end up with 30 1 liter bottles of Grey Goose via bartering of other goodies of which some I will drink and the rest to trade for various bling-blings. Deal ends next Wednesday so perhaps I will be feasting on Jack Daniels baby back ribs and sipping Grey Goose while watching the the first presidential debate.


32 posted on 09/24/2012 7:51:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson; bcsco

This is what I hope to get about a 3 week stockpile of. Just heat them up in the microwave and eat. I hope I don't get sick of them like I did with chicken wings. I got so many chicken wings for FREE with coupons that my body built up a resistance to them. I still can't eat chicken wings.

p.s. Why are they called St. Louis ribs?

33 posted on 09/24/2012 8:00:47 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Thanks :-)


34 posted on 09/24/2012 9:36:12 PM PDT by Tamzee (The U.S. re-electing Obama would be like the Titanic backing up and ramming the iceberg again.)
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To: Ramius

I agree, you’re absolutely right. I wasn’t clear when I mentioned oversampling. I was talking about those lovely polls that currently give Obama up to twice the Dem turnout margin that he enjoyed in 2008. Utterly impossible.


35 posted on 09/24/2012 9:39:36 PM PDT by Tamzee (The U.S. re-electing Obama would be like the Titanic backing up and ramming the iceberg again.)
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To: Tamzee

Yes, completely agreed. I think there’s no way he even gets close to the enthusiasm he enjoyed in 2008.


36 posted on 09/25/2012 7:27:08 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: Tamzee

Yes, completely agreed. I think there’s no way he even gets close to the enthusiasm he enjoyed in 2008.


37 posted on 09/25/2012 7:27:13 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: eyedigress
Sorry Everybody dot com part 2

I remember those pictures of the sad little libs holding the sad little signs apologizing to the world for Bush's re-election victory.

If we win, I will be happy to report from the mental ward, behind heavily locked doors. They don't want the world to see their breakdown.

38 posted on 09/26/2012 7:46:03 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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