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Homeless Woman Helps Herself To Shower In Sacramento Manís House
KOVR-TV ^ | September 25, 2012

Posted on 09/26/2012 3:18:15 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

A Sacramento man came home Tuesday morning to find a stranger at his front door, fresh from a shower in his house.

“She had my son’s robe on and I assume nothing else, but I didn’t check to see,” Randy Kizer said.

She made herself right at home.

“She used this towel right here, and that’s where she took the shower,” Kizer said as he showed CBS13 the bathroom the woman used. “She even found soap.”

“It was like I was intruding into her home — not the other way around,” said Randy.

(VIDEO AT LINK)

A bewildered Randy Kizer says the 24-year-old complete stranger answered his door with her hair wet, fresh out of his shower, and then tried to explain that she thought the house was abandoned.

“She goes, ‘Can I go change?’” Randy said. “And I go, ‘Yeah, you can.’”

Randy didn’t dare go inside in case she had company.

“I go, ‘Are you homeless?’ and she goes ‘yeah.’”

When she came back out 10 minutes later, Randy noticed her pockets seemed awfully full. Deputies cuffed Jennifer Burgess and discovered she had more than a little spare change.

Randy says she’d taken spare house and car keys, and that wasn’t all.

“The kids’ allowance money and stuff had all been taken,” Randy said. “My daughter was real upset that her (money) for church had all been taken.”

And get this: Randy thinks it may not have been Burgess’ first shower in his house.

“I go, ‘So how many times have you been here?’ and she goes ,’This is the first time.’”

But he noticed his dogs were calm around her. They usually bark at strangers.

Burgess was booked on burglary charges, so while it may not have been her first shower at Randy’s, it certainly wasn’t a clean break.


TOPICS: Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: california; homeless; napl
Water redistribution.
1 posted on 09/26/2012 3:18:20 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: Slings and Arrows

Clean non-ping.


2 posted on 09/26/2012 3:20:02 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
“She even found soap.”

Well that's got to be worth something!

3 posted on 09/26/2012 3:20:33 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Squawk 8888; Slings and Arrows; DannyTN

“Occupy the Shower?”


4 posted on 09/26/2012 3:22:35 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Was she guilty?


5 posted on 09/26/2012 3:31:00 PM PDT by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: andyk

So-so. It’s hard to be truly ugly at 24, even I couldn’t pull it off. She kinda reminds me of Squeaky Fromme.


6 posted on 09/26/2012 3:32:59 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Answered his own door? Does he knock on his door before entering? Very conscientious.


7 posted on 09/26/2012 3:34:25 PM PDT by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
It was like I was intruding into her home

This is socialism at it's worst - no personal ownership allowed.

8 posted on 09/26/2012 3:46:43 PM PDT by aimhigh
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I would have shot her.


9 posted on 09/26/2012 3:51:55 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (I will never vote for Romney. Ever.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Ditto.


10 posted on 09/26/2012 4:05:52 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Harry Reid [PERVERT-NV] has Vickie-the-goat in lingerie & stiletto heels, tied-up in his office!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The robe use brings to mind the Clorox commercial


11 posted on 09/26/2012 4:06:46 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (Our military does not kill babies, those that commit abortion kill babies.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Breaking and Showering — the new crime.


12 posted on 09/26/2012 4:14:29 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: aimhigh

At our house the German Shepherds think that they own the place.They’re not real keen about sharing with strangers either.


13 posted on 09/26/2012 4:59:45 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Farmer Dean

Maybe she threw them a bone!


14 posted on 09/26/2012 5:22:48 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

A drunk woman entered my friends house through the doggie door. She took a nap on the couch instead of a shower.


15 posted on 09/26/2012 5:28:25 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter

Big dog or small woman?


16 posted on 09/26/2012 8:44:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Squawk 8888; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Sounds like she has a future in Dem politics.


17 posted on 09/26/2012 8:47:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; andyk
>> Was she guilty>

> So-so. It’s hard to be truly ugly at 24, even I couldn’t pull it off. She kinda reminds me of Squeaky Fromme.

Looks like she might clean up good. Oh, wait....


18 posted on 09/26/2012 10:32:00 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

Even some cheap make-up might help.


19 posted on 09/26/2012 10:46:06 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
And open eyes, looking ahead or up instead of down, and a smile.

There's a boatload of plain there, but nothing wrong with that, like you say with a little help it could be improved.

Of course we haven't seen the rest of the woman. Could go either way.....

20 posted on 09/26/2012 10:51:00 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

Plain many times tries harder, in my experience.


21 posted on 09/26/2012 10:55:42 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: dayglored

Look at the marks all over her skin... Looks like a drug addict.


22 posted on 09/26/2012 11:09:05 PM PDT by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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To: Nik Naym

Could be. I thought bug bites or poor nutrition, but drug are a good guess.


23 posted on 09/26/2012 11:21:12 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

24 posted on 09/27/2012 4:39:16 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Slings and Arrows
The dog weighed about 40 pounds and was a medium height, not sure about the woman.
25 posted on 09/27/2012 6:23:14 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I think this is Goldy Locks


26 posted on 09/27/2012 6:47:01 AM PDT by Baseballguy (If we knew what we know now in Oct would we do anything different?)
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To: dayglored
This is now

A REACTION SHOT THREAD

27 posted on 09/27/2012 10:50:54 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Ditter

Then she must have been very determined. Or drunk.


28 posted on 09/27/2012 1:21:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
The woman was definitely drunk, she thought we was getting into her mother's house down the street. That's what she told the police when they came and arrested her.
29 posted on 09/27/2012 1:35:49 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter

ooppps typo we=she


30 posted on 09/27/2012 1:36:53 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Well, did she clean up nicely?


31 posted on 09/27/2012 6:44:13 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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