Skip to comments.Homeless Woman Helps Herself To Shower In Sacramento Manís House
Posted on 09/26/2012 3:18:15 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
A Sacramento man came home Tuesday morning to find a stranger at his front door, fresh from a shower in his house.
She had my sons robe on and I assume nothing else, but I didnt check to see, Randy Kizer said.
She made herself right at home.
She used this towel right here, and thats where she took the shower, Kizer said as he showed CBS13 the bathroom the woman used. She even found soap.
It was like I was intruding into her home not the other way around, said Randy.
(VIDEO AT LINK)
A bewildered Randy Kizer says the 24-year-old complete stranger answered his door with her hair wet, fresh out of his shower, and then tried to explain that she thought the house was abandoned.
She goes, Can I go change? Randy said. And I go, Yeah, you can.
Randy didnt dare go inside in case she had company.
I go, Are you homeless? and she goes yeah.
When she came back out 10 minutes later, Randy noticed her pockets seemed awfully full. Deputies cuffed Jennifer Burgess and discovered she had more than a little spare change.
Randy says shed taken spare house and car keys, and that wasnt all.
The kids allowance money and stuff had all been taken, Randy said. My daughter was real upset that her (money) for church had all been taken.
And get this: Randy thinks it may not have been Burgess first shower in his house.
I go, So how many times have you been here? and she goes ,This is the first time.
But he noticed his dogs were calm around her. They usually bark at strangers.
Burgess was booked on burglary charges, so while it may not have been her first shower at Randys, it certainly wasnt a clean break.
Well that's got to be worth something!
“Occupy the Shower?”
Was she guilty?
So-so. It’s hard to be truly ugly at 24, even I couldn’t pull it off. She kinda reminds me of Squeaky Fromme.
Answered his own door? Does he knock on his door before entering? Very conscientious.
This is socialism at it's worst - no personal ownership allowed.
I would have shot her.
The robe use brings to mind the Clorox commercial
Breaking and Showering — the new crime.
At our house the German Shepherds think that they own the place.They’re not real keen about sharing with strangers either.
Maybe she threw them a bone!
A drunk woman entered my friends house through the doggie door. She took a nap on the couch instead of a shower.
Big dog or small woman?
> So-so. Its hard to be truly ugly at 24, even I couldnt pull it off. She kinda reminds me of Squeaky Fromme.
Looks like she might clean up good. Oh, wait....
Even some cheap make-up might help.
There's a boatload of plain there, but nothing wrong with that, like you say with a little help it could be improved.
Of course we haven't seen the rest of the woman. Could go either way.....
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