I would buy PMSNBC, but I wouldn’t fire everyone. I’d have Maddow bring me my coffee and pick up my dry cleaning. Matthews can wash my car and cut my grass. All on the air, of course.
Only after I reminded them that I owned their contracts and made them read my news and my spin word for word and only my words.
Then I would give them offices in broom closets at some affiliate station is Chicken Squat, Mississippi and make them read the farm report, set their hours from 0200 to 1100 every-other-day, make them punch a clock and find a way to make them in breach of contract so I could terminate them for cause and without further payment.
Getting even isn’t good enough for me.
If I were a billionaire that would be worth it even if I lost money.
Just to fire that dike and the rest of the idiots on MSNBC