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DUmmie FUnnies 09-29-12 (DUmmies Sweat Lack of Fauxcahontas Law License)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 29, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/29/2012 7:26:06 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The awful truth is starting to slowly dawn on the DUmmies... Their heroine, Cherokee Princess Fauxcahontas aka Elizabeth Warren, does NOT have a license to practice law in the state of Massachusetts. At first the DUmmies were in a denial mode but were finally forced to switch to a new argument...that she didn't need a law license to represent clients in the Supreme Court. Unfortunately for the DUmmie Deniers, she also represented clients in Taxachusetts. And the one who made these revelations (and TRULY deserves a Pulitzer prize) is William Jacobson of Legal Insurrection who made the initial revelation a few days ago in this post, Elizabeth Warren’s law license problem. And the problem is that Warren does NOT have a Taxachusetts law license. After that revelation, the Warren defenders, including the DUmmies, switched tactics to claim that Warren didn't need a law license to represent clients before the U.S. Supreme court. Unfortunately for that argument, Professor Jacobson also discovered this, Elizabeth Warren 2002 – Working on at least 10 private legal matters. After Professor Jacobson's revelations, even one of Warren's supporters was forced to change his mind: Elizabeth Warren defender: “With this bombshell, I would no longer view the case against her as weak.”

Of course, the DUmmies went all in on defending Warren in this THREAD, "Elizabeth Warren practiced law without a license?" Their firm denial mode began last Monday but they got progressively more nervous about this scandal as the week progressed. Apparently they just can't face the fact that their heroine is a FRAUD who ILLEGALLY practiced law without a license. This has to be incredibly DEMORALIZING for the left since they have been much more enthusiastic by the socialist Fauxcahontas than any other candidate. The revelations are so painful that so far the KOmmies haven't even been able to address it but, when their mental meltdown over this issue arrives, I will be sure to post it for your comedic entertainment. So let us now watch the DUmmies attempt the hopeless task of defending Elizabeth Warren for practicing law without a license in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, urging everybody to add the incredible Legal Insurrection blog to your Web feeds, is in the [brackets]:

Elizabeth Warren practiced law without a license?

[Asked the shaken DUmmie.]

Please tell me this is not true. Only sources I could find were Freep and Breitbart, and I'm not inclined to believe either one.

[It's not true, shuggums. Of course I am just LYING to make you feel better so you can sleep peacefully before awakening to the brutal reality that your favorite candidate DESTROYED herself in this election by practicing law without a license.]

Does someone have the full context from what she said on the radio?

[Princess Fauxcahontas admitted NO law license on the RADIO.]

Until it comes from a real source then I'll wait to read about it.

[Where would you like your OSS L-pill delivered?]

I don't understand why some people here think that its harmful for us to see what the other side is claiming and try to develop appropriate responses.

[The proper response is to go into permanent hibernation since the Fall of Fauxcahontas will be much too painful for you to bear.]

Sounds like the right-wing smear machine kicking into full after last week's debate. I don't know what the truth of the matter is (nor have I heard anything about this at all, actually) but I can't imagine a bright woman like Warren doing this.

[Yes, Princess Fauxcahontas is much to brilliant to be practicing law without a license...except she was. Oh, and would you like me to send you a coupon for a steep discount on an OSS L-pill?]

I can't say whether or not there was paperwork she should have filed but didn't, and maybe I watch too many lawyer shows on TV, but I'm skeptical that this was really a proble and no opposing counsel ever mentioned it.

[The paperwork she should have filed is known as the bar exam.]

Legal Insurrection claims they asked they asked MA authorities if she was licensed to practice law, and that they were told NO. Let's just hope she answers quickly and decisively.

[Good news! Your OSS L-pill has been shipped out via Priority Mail!]

We need to monitor how this is playing out amongst the public.

[Don't worry. The public will be very supportive of a high-priced Harvard prof practicing law without a license...NOT!]

I can't imagine she'd have gotten this far in her campaign if she'd broken the law by practicing law without a license.

[Liberals can get away with almost anything in the People's Republic of Taxachusetts.]

I figured it was Breitbart just making shit up again--just wanted to be sure.

[Good news! OSS L-pills now come in pink and pretty colors.]

Is it legal in MA to practice law without being a member of the MA bar? That simple yes or no question seems to be what will bring this nonsense to an end.

[Oh, sure. Any crackpot can set up a law practice in MA sans law license. No problemo.]

As you do, there are times when I like the idea of questions which require simple yes-or-no answers.

[Yes, your OSS L-pill is in the mail. No, you won't like the ugly outcome of this scandal.]

Elizabeth Warren needs to get ahead of this before it becomes a fact

[How? By going back a few years in a Time Machine and take the MA bar exam?]

Right Wing Noise Machine. The tightie righties are burning up the twittershpere with this bogus story trying to get traction with it. There needs to be a pithy response from a top-tweeter that we can re-tweet to take the wind out of their sails.

[How about this pithy response? "NAH! NAH! NAH! HANDS OVER EYES AND EARS! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE BRUTAL REALITY OF NO FAUXCAHONTAS LAW LICENSE! NAH! NAH! NAH!]

I want to know if Mitt took the bar?

[Probably not since he is NOT a lawyer. Come to think of it he doesn't even hang out at bars but that's another story.]

Does Warren have the documentation she needs to refute the charge?

[More importantly, do you have the invoice for your OSS L-pill?]

Article in business week. Warren has liscence

[Correct. She does have a "liscence" but is still missing a license.]

I don't know anything about the law. If this means anything, the media will cover it. If and when they do, I guess we'll see if it has any effect on the race. My gut tells me it's nothing.

[Nothing but an OSS L-pill sitting in your gut.]

I thought that was excellent -- until I got to the "game-changer" update today. What did you think about that?

[This was posted on Thursday when doubts started to arise among the former skeptics as Professor Jacobson posted.]

I just saw that game-changer update. I don't know what to think. I guess we'll have to see what the legal minds have to say.

[News Flash! Knowing what to think would be a new experience for you.]

Could this have any traction?

[Yes, but don't slip on your OSS L-pill or you could hurt yourself.]

Is the Massachusetts bar taking action? If not, then this story goes nowhere.

[The final words from this DUmmie before he pops his OSS L-pill.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; elizabethwarren; fauxcahontas
And now back to the Coupon Road. Possibly my best week so far! BTW, I hope Charles checked out my suggestion for a "I Goes To Vote Mitt Romney!" Check your pings, Charles, and let the idea germinate. It could become more popular that the "Palm Beach Polka" of 2000.
1 posted on 09/29/2012 7:26:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 09/29/2012 7:30:40 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Five? Wheeeeeee


3 posted on 09/29/2012 7:31:33 AM PDT by par4
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks for posting. I really hope this humorless scold loses.


4 posted on 09/29/2012 7:35:35 AM PDT by sunshine state
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To: PJ-Comix

I must be the dummy: what’s an OSS L-pill?


5 posted on 09/29/2012 7:38:12 AM PDT by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: PJ-Comix

5


6 posted on 09/29/2012 7:41:05 AM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Kaslin

almost


7 posted on 09/29/2012 7:41:48 AM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: PJ-Comix

Fake squaw. Fake lawyer Top 10!


8 posted on 09/29/2012 7:44:21 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?

What’s an OSS L-pill?


9 posted on 09/29/2012 7:44:27 AM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: PJ-Comix

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Mitt Romney did take and pass the bar exam

- Right after he graduated with both an MBA and a Law Degree after studying for both at the same time
What a dummie Mitt is!

I’ll bet Mitt will even release his grades and his documentation!

.

But Obama scored a huge two (2) points in the Hawaiian Boys HS Championship game (Coach put him in when they were over 30 points ahead) - Obama scored less that forty-eight (48) total points in his HS basketball “career” as he was just a whiny bench sitter his teammates laughed at!

Sarah Palin only scored the winning foul shot in the Alaskan Girls HS Championship game.....

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10 posted on 09/29/2012 7:46:03 AM PDT by devolve (----- ------- ------------c.1000_and_c.1620-------- ----------------------------)
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To: WXRGina
I must be the dummy: what’s an OSS L-pill?

It will cure your headache and life itself very permanently.

11 posted on 09/29/2012 7:51:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Everything about this woman is a fraud..


12 posted on 09/29/2012 7:52:09 AM PDT by cardinal4 (If Baraq Hussein Obama had a son he would look like Rageboy)
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To: devolve

Okay. I stand corrected. Mitt Romney was admitted to the bar...just not the one that serves liquor.


13 posted on 09/29/2012 7:53:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sounds like grounds for fines and potentially a civil suit. Certainly Harvard wouldn’t want to keep an attorney practicing law without a license on their staff.


14 posted on 09/29/2012 8:02:27 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix







I'll take two (2) jiggers shots of firewater -



- and call you in the morning!







15 posted on 09/29/2012 8:08:58 AM PDT by devolve (----- ------- ------------c.1000_and_c.1620-------- ----------------------------)
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To: PJ-Comix
If this means anything, the media will cover it.

If this means anything, the media will cover it up, since she has a (d) behind her name.

16 posted on 09/29/2012 8:15:03 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: PJ-Comix

This woman is not playing with all 52 cards in the deck. Look at those eyes.


17 posted on 09/29/2012 8:15:07 AM PDT by Signalman
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To: PJ-Comix
It will cure your headache and life itself very permanently.

Ah! Yes. Now it makes great sense! :-)

18 posted on 09/29/2012 8:34:42 AM PDT by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: Signalman






High-Czechbones squaw speak with forked dung!






19 posted on 09/29/2012 8:42:43 AM PDT by devolve (----- ------- ------------c.1000_and_c.1620-------- ----------------------------)
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To: Signalman

Princess Liealatta has a free pass no matter what is uncovered in her past, present, or the future.. How really unfair this whole episode has become, not only for the election, but for the future of our Country..

The people these Liberals are foisting upon us are dangerously flawed, and they pose a real and present danger to their own offspring..

If we promise to pay for their texting and paid porno on their Obama phones could they be bought off.. I already know the answer to that stupid question.. WE are already paying for all of that, and a whole lot more.. UGH!


20 posted on 09/29/2012 8:45:04 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: Signalman
It seems odd to me that SOMEONE among her family or friends isn't yanking her out of her delusional and fallacious behavior. I think she'd easily qualify for a stint in the funny farm.
21 posted on 09/29/2012 8:46:45 AM PDT by EggsAckley ("There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply!")
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To: PJ-Comix
Unfortunately, this will just enhance her credentials with the Democrats. They only believe in the rule-of-law when a non-Democrat violates it.
22 posted on 09/29/2012 8:53:19 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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To: PJ-Comix
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23 posted on 09/29/2012 9:09:30 AM PDT by mikrofon (Nonlegal Beagle)
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To: cardinal4

I think that the debate is whether she practiced law in a Massachusetts court. She apparently practices routinely in federal court which although it may be physically in Massachusetts, is a separate jurisdiction. The article I read said she represented a citizen of Massachusetts in a federal appeal which had state implications. Sounds rather obscure. I’m thinking it won’t have much traction but fun to think about.


24 posted on 09/29/2012 10:14:30 AM PDT by Mercat (He's not President Kardashian, he's President BooBoo)
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To: Incorrigible

Sounds like Elizabeth Warren is liable for FELONY charges (fraud and deceit and no law license).


25 posted on 09/29/2012 10:42:10 AM PDT by MasterGunner01
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To: PJ-Comix
I can't say whether or not there was paperwork she should have filed but didn't, ....

[The paperwork she should have filed is known as the bar exam.]

Oh poopy, PJ. What's the big deal about passing a State Bar Exam so you can legally practice law?
It *only* took John Kennedy Jr. Six Times to pass the NY Bar Exam.

Oh ... wait, my mistake. That was Joe Pesci in 'My Cousin Vinny'.
'Junior' passed the NY Bar Exam on his THIRD attempt.

Princess Fauxcahontas - whose a Cherokee Indian ya know - prolly couldn't pass the Mass. Bar Exam so why bother taking it. Which reminds me, Scott Brown should ask the Cherokee Princess what her LSAT score was. As I recall, every real lawyer knows that number like their birth date. It's either 'up there' in Harvard Law territory (like almost perfect), or so fricken bad they wind up going to Law School in a place like Botswana.

26 posted on 09/29/2012 11:34:46 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Speeding into the top 30 like a Cherokee who needs a personal injury lawyer!


27 posted on 09/29/2012 4:16:28 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: WXRGina

If I remember correctly, it was a cyanide pill. Issued to “Jedburgh” teams prior dropping into Nazi occupied Europe in WWII.


28 posted on 09/30/2012 3:28:15 AM PDT by Toadman (To anger a Conservative, tell a lie. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I can't wait to see the 'response' the DUmmies 'formulate'. It will probably be along the lines of "since she is licensed to practice law in The Cherokee Nation, she didn't need a MA license."

Does anyone else get the feeling Warren is heavily medicated? Her demeanor is off and she seems sort of depressed.

29 posted on 09/30/2012 5:56:45 AM PDT by lwd
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To: Toadman

You’re right. After I did an Internet search, the answers came up. OSS = Operatives, Spies & Saboteurs, and the L pill was a rubber-coated, potassium cyanide (or other fast-acting poison) pill to bite in case of enemy capture.


30 posted on 09/30/2012 8:45:13 AM PDT by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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