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DUmmie FUnnies 10-05-12 (DUmmies Accuse Romney of Using Cheat Sheet)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 5, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/05/2012 11:35:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies now have their version of a Zapruder film that somehow proves to them that Romney won the first debate because he used a Cheat Sheat as you can see in this slow frame VIDEO. Now according to rational and even semi-rational minds at the Huffington Post, Romney's "cheat sheet" was actually a handkerchief but let us encourage the DUmmies in their paranoia. It will make their angst so much more enjoyable in a month. There are not one but TWO DUmmie Cheat Sheet Conspiracy thread, My take on the debate: Rmoney cheated and Did Romney bring cheat notes into the debate? As I bonus I am also including another conspiracy thread in which the DUmmies theorize that Obama lost the debate on purpose as part of some sort of brilliant multi-dimensional chess strategy, President Obama has a BRILLIANT strategy... So let us now watch the DUmmies hilariously conspire away in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Paul Ryan will use the eye wink cheat method next week, is in the [barackets]:

Did Romney bring cheat notes into the debate?

[The correct term is "cheat sheets."]

My sister called and pointed this out. She tells me the debaters are provided with paper and a pen. You can see the paper on each of the debaters podiums at the start of the video. They're not supposed to bring notes into the debate. It happens in the first 11 second of the video linked below

[The DUmmie Smoking is a cheat sheet or was it a handkerchief?]

Watch Romney's right hand. What's up with that?

[Perhaps the cheat sheet notes were written on a handkerchief. And now for more laughs from the rest of the conspiratorial DUmmies...]

I bet he wasn't counting on there being cameras at the rear of the stage to catch him pulling his cheat sheet out of his pocket!

[And when Obama noticed it it froze him into inarticulateness on the debate stage.]

OMG, he did pull out paper from his pocket! What a sleazeball.

[That DUmmie will still be obsessing on this as he is being processed for the Walmart Detention Center in a month.]

Wow you got it! He was cheating. Brought his crib sheet and dropped it on the podium. I say: wow! How could it be a handkerchief. I'd only pull that out when I needed it and then put it back in my pocket. I suppose this is how spoiled rich kids get by in school as well as life. BY CHEATING. F*CKING CHEATING!

[And this DUmmie will be screaming this for the next 8 years in his rubber room.]

This needs to go to Rachael or Lawrence.

[Absolutely. We need MSDNC to look even more ridiculous than it already is.]

Earlier this am, hubby told me that he saw at the very end, Rmoney going to the podium, getting a paper and then seemed to not know what the hell to do with it. Started to put it in his pocket a couple of times, but decided not to. Eventually gave it to his son, who quickly put it in his pocket. Hubby says he was nervous as hell. This was before he knew of this post. We need to find the tape that has the entire ending on it, after the Obama's leave.

[I call for Eric Holder to perform a DNA check on Romney's "handkerchief!"]

We need some high definition, enlarged photos that's what we really need.

[Can we also perform a sonogram upon Romney's "handkerchief?"]

At 1:32:39 he goes back to the podium to get his cheat sheet

[At 1:32:40 he wipes his brow with the cheat sheet.]

At the point near the end of the video, when Romney goes back and picks up the papers off of the podium, you see him TWICE try to put the papers in his suit jacket almost instinctively, before he finally hands them off to his son (I guess that's who it is). My guess is that these papers cannot go into his suit pocket because that's where the now used handkerchief already is - - -where most men would normally keep a handkerchief. But at the beginning of the video, he takes something out of his trouser pocket. If that's where he routinely keeps a handkerchief (i.e., his trouser pocket) wouldn't he put it back in the same place? So IF the handkerchief is what is keeping him from putting the papers into his suit pocket, I think this is more damning evidence that what he took out of his pants pocket at the beginning of the video was not the handkerchief. Sorry...this sounds like a "who's on first" thing. But am I making any sense?

[No but your inadvertent comedy is hilarious so keep it up.]

My mind is screaming FOUL through all the explanations.

[A DUmmie trying to wrap his mind around the Grassy Knoll of Presidential Debates.]

He is hiding a paper within another paper. The cheat sheet is folded into the other sheet.

[Which itself was folded into a handkerchief.]

we need to source the hankie! When did he break that out and where did it come from?

[What did the hankie know and when did it know it?]

enlarge that pic. There is much writing on it.

[It says, "STAND UP FOR CHUCK!!!"]

Yes. There are creases both lengthwise and widthwise that were obviously there before. it was a cheat sheet.

[The crease analyst at the DUmmie Crime Lab weighs in.]

I'd like to see detailed video from when Romney wiped his upper lip during the debate. Where'd the hanky come from and where did it go?

[Put that hanky on the witness stand before a grand jury!]

He hands it to son and says "Hide This"...check the audio

[Actually he said, "Hide this handkerchief so we can mess with the paranoid DUmmie minds."]

Why don't you do that CSI thing and suppress all the chatter so we can hear what he really says?

["CSI Debate." A new TV series.]

How many men keep their handerchiefs in their PANTS pockets?

[When most men keep their hankies in their socks.]

Obama needs to be equipped with a signal jammer for future debates. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Romney was being fed answers in a wireless device, so Obama should come in with a signal jammer, that would take care of that if it is an issue.

[Romney was being fed signals into his mini-teleprompter.]

There was one point early on where I was sure he had the Bush earpiece

[Are you sure it wasn't the Reagan hearing aide?]

it was a hankie, he used it to wipe his upper lip before closing statements

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

He pulled what looked to be a stack of index cards wrapped with a rubber band out of his pocket. I noticed this last night when I watched the replay on MSNBC. You can't really see it in the video provided but I saw it last night.

[Actually he pulled out all the volumes of the 1990 Encyclopedia Britannica.]

A hankie was involved but it was only to transport the cheat, I do believe.

[It like how Winston Churchill described Russia: A riddle wrapped in a cheat cheat sheet inside a hankie.]

Particularly watch the end. It's hard to tell how stiff the white object is before the debate, but afterwards? That's not just fabric

[Um...I'm not sure a Mormon would allow a stiff white object to appear on a public stage.]

That is no handkerchief! Look at the edges. Its paper folded into four squares. How the heck does a hankie stay folded like that in someone's pocket? He had it deep in his pocket. No hankie stays that flat and that straight deep inside a man's pocket.

[We can't be certain until after we examine his hankie under an electron microscope to analyze how the molecules line up.]

Mitt the Magician and his sleight of hand.

[After Mitt the Magician changes the hankie into a cheat sheet, he is going to turn you into a giant bunnie rabbit called Harvey.]

Make sure the story gets out into the mainstream media and that the Obama campaign draws the general public's attention to it as well.

[I can just picture this DUmmie pitching a new show: CSI Debate.]

Yes, he is a cheat and a liar. I work in electronics, I think he was being fed his lines/lies. His handkerchief could have easily contained an electronic device.

[Or maybe it could have contained a ham sandwich in case he got hungry.]

Moderator Jim Leher needs to make a public statement about this

["Mitt Romney used a magic hankie to turn me into a giant bunnie rabbit called Harvey!" ...And now on to My take on the debate: Rmoney cheated.]

Confirmed cheat sheet was deployed and Rmoney did a poor job of disguising it. The debates became irrelevant because Rmoney broke a rule and used a guide to help him.

[Forget that Obama bombed. What really counts is the cheat sheet that was as real as Harvey the Rabbit.]

I can't view the video at work so I have no idea

[Don't worry. You can read the DUmmie FUnnies at work so you can get an idea of how FUnnie this Cheat Sheet Conspiracy Theory is.]

This should be highlighted - has the Washington Post shown this?

[Yes, please Washington Post. Headline this "story" and make yourself a national laughingstock!]

Stop grasping at straws. It tends to look desperate.

[Pehaps but it also looks hilarious. And now for a bonus. The DUmmies claim that Obama lost the debate on purpose due to a brilliant strategy that we mere mortals can't see: President Obama has a BRILLIANT strategy...]

Wait a minute, DU!! I take back everything I said. President Obama has a BRILLIANT strategy...

[It's all part of Inspector Barack Clouseau's brilliant strategy!]

Poker: Don't let your opponent see your hand too early.

[Thanx for that reminder or I might have flipped over my hole cards before I had to.]

I think I'm changing my mind on this. I'm thinking the president is playing chess.

[Multi-dimensional chess moves.]

Now that I've thought about it more, I think the president is playing poker.

[Make up your mind, already! Are you sure he's not playing Scrabble or Backgammon?]

Maybe Obama is saving the fight for the LAST debate.

[From chess to poker and now to boxing? Will we go to tennis next?]

And I was discussing the strategy with another friend of mine. Everyone was saying that Mitt Romney would win this first debate. Everyone basically lowered the bar for him. I believe that Obama DELIBERATELY did poorly because he know that no matter what he did, he'd lose.

[Wow! He sure fooled me. I never realized that he lost miserably on purpose.]

He will go back, take Robme's words and use them against him for the FINAL debate, which will be the economy again. I think I see a strategy here. I'm trying to understand. I hope that the voters don't become demoralized. I'm guessing that this is what is going on.

[And by that time a big chunk of the electorate will have already cast their ballots in early voting. Brilliant strategy...NOT!]

What is Mitt Romney preparing for?

1. Bain
2. The 47%
3. Taxes

[4. Joe Biden jokes]

Why didn't Obama go after Mitt on these central issues? Because Obama can STILL use them in commercials. And use Mitt's words from THIS debate against him in ads!!! I think I got it!! Others are catching on. You take away the arguments if you bring them up TONIGHT.

[And losing on Nov. 6 will also be part of his brilliant strategy. And now to the other DUmmies...]

I don't think he lost, he just didn't win.

[i.e. he lost.]

My theory - he was hanging back and really letting Rmoney do the talking in order to HANG HIMSELF with juicy video lies. And he was studying him. This was like a research project. Gathering data.

[Hey! He already got Romney to expose himself by wiping his brow with a hankie.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; mittromney
The FUn part about this is that the DUmmies will OBSESS on this for years to come.
1 posted on 10/05/2012 11:35:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmpster DUmmies sound like they’ve been hittin’ da happy smoke again. “OMG!” LOL! Losers.


2 posted on 10/05/2012 11:39:18 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Sorry Algore. It was attitude, NOT altitude.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 10/05/2012 11:40:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh my Lord, are they for real? I got a headache just reading their inane ramblngs!


4 posted on 10/05/2012 11:45:51 AM PDT by blondee123 (Our country is headed for DICTATORSHIP! WAKE UP!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Slings and Arrows

So he had a cheat sheet with lies on it, right?!!


5 posted on 10/05/2012 11:49:36 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Decadus Acme


6 posted on 10/05/2012 11:52:04 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix

In all honesty, I wouldn’t have any problem with candidates bringing some reminder notes with them if they wanted to, especially if there’s a podium. It certainly would eliminate the pathetic picture of, for example, John McCain feverishly writing things down once he got to his seat.


7 posted on 10/05/2012 11:52:25 AM PDT by cotton1706
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To: PJ-Comix

“he takes something out of his trouser pocket”

“It’s hard to tell how stiff the white object is before the debate”

Perverts!


8 posted on 10/05/2012 11:53:13 AM PDT by AirborneMedic (In my 16 years in the military, I have never served with a Liberal !!!! ***Update, just one***)
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To: PJ-Comix

I saw it I saw it! That sneaky Romney, that cheater!
snort:):):):)


9 posted on 10/05/2012 11:53:42 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter

This is becoming too easy.. LOLOLOLOLOLOL


10 posted on 10/05/2012 11:57:27 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: PJ-Comix

Lets say for a moment he did (which is a laugh watching that video), but let’s say he did.

So what? This isn’t a kindergarten math test or basketball game. In the real world, you go into a negotiation with whatever resources you use and you have to be creative, conniving, and one step ahead of the competition.


11 posted on 10/05/2012 11:59:35 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: PJ-Comix

Doesn’t Romney always have a piece of paper with “Dad” written on it?


12 posted on 10/05/2012 12:01:43 PM PDT by vandy
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To: PJ-Comix
I think I'm changing my mind on this. I'm thinking the president is playing chess.

The Brannigan gambit.

"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces"

-Zapp Brannigan
13 posted on 10/05/2012 12:08:20 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Particularly watch the end. It's hard to tell how stiff the white object is before the debate

Calling Romney a "white stiff" is RASIST!

14 posted on 10/05/2012 12:11:33 PM PDT by mikrofon (Honky Hanky)
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To: PJ-Comix

These poor people need institutionalized help. Remember the Bush/Kerry debates?

These same morons were claiming Bush had a receiver under his coat to receive answers.

Of course, it’s the radio transmitter for the microphones. Kerry had one on also.

Boy, you have to be borderline mentally retarded to believe in this crap. UFO watchers too I bet.


15 posted on 10/05/2012 12:11:49 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are just useful idiots.)
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To: AirborneMedic
“It’s hard to tell how stiff the white object is before the debate”

Is that a stiff white object in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

16 posted on 10/05/2012 12:13:37 PM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion, cigars and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Okay, let’s assume for a moment it was pre-written “notes”. So what?

How do you cheat in a debate? You don’t know the questions before hand unless your a Dem.

I also noticed everytime Obama was spewing his lies and generalizations, Romney was very busy writing down notes. You could see the podium shaking.

Why would you take notes if you already had them?

Again, this makes no sense. And it shows how mental I am trying to logically argue a point made by an utter fool.


17 posted on 10/05/2012 12:16:54 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are just useful idiots.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Can't we find another planet for them? One of the biggest disappointments in NASA’s decreased budget is that there is less chance of putting them on a rocket and sending them off to their own Nirvana.
18 posted on 10/05/2012 12:22:33 PM PDT by pieceofthepuzzle
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To: PJ-Comix

I think a Mormon who cheated would suffer a similar fate to an Amish farmer who bought a DVR. Shunned, ostracized, disgraced.


19 posted on 10/05/2012 12:23:14 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: PJ-Comix

Rmoney and his tendency to hanky-panky is well known. To Moonbats that is.


20 posted on 10/05/2012 12:23:29 PM PDT by arrogantsob (The Disaster MUST Go. Sarah herself supports Romney.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, if obo can have a mini prompter in his belt buckle....


21 posted on 10/05/2012 12:26:35 PM PDT by Clinging Bitterly (I will not comply.)
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To: PJ-Comix

What incredible eyes Romney has! He spoke for 38+ minutes. All that written on a folded 3X3 inch handkerchief? Now THAT’s what I call fine print!


22 posted on 10/05/2012 12:26:55 PM PDT by pabianice (washington, dc ..)
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To: PJ-Comix
The FUn part about this is that the DUmmies will OBSESS on this for years to come.

Investigate all 88!

We're just $10 away.

Wear the Bear!

23 posted on 10/05/2012 12:27:18 PM PDT by NeoCaveman ("If I had a son he'd look like B.O.'s lunch" - Rin Tin Tin)
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To: PJ-Comix
DNCKOOLAID_2

24 posted on 10/05/2012 12:29:51 PM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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To: PJ-Comix

These people are morons and crazy. It is to the Republicans shame that they have any political power.


25 posted on 10/05/2012 12:32:05 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: PJ-Comix
And on DailyPsyKosis:

Romney May Have Cheated During Debate With Notes; Surprised? No. That's What Lying Cheats Do

by KwikFollow

We all know that Mitt Romney told a bunch of lies during the recent Presidential Debate. Now comes a report that he might have used illegal notes to help him keep those lies straight.

According to a report on CBS 2 in Chicago by Democratic strategist Bill Buck, Romney appears to have used some notes written on paper he snuck up to the podium with him. (http://chicago.cbslocal.com/...)

Here's an excerpt from Buck's story:

As I predicted earlier this week, Romney had an October Surprise planned for the President – new policy ideas. But I had no idea that Romney would just lie about everything he had said over the past year and a half.

As the President said, Mitt Romney’s bright new idea is: Never Mind!

But there was a moment in the debate that will be discussed in the days ahead that everyone missed until yesterday.

A review of the debate tape reveals that, apparently, Mitt Romney needed a cheat sheet to keep the lies straight.

The rules of the presidential debates are clear about not bringing outside notes and presidents and aspirants have followed the rule for decades.

Video of the first eleven seconds of the debate available on YouTube shows Mitt Romney reaching into his pocket at the moment he is out of view of those in front of him, he used the lectern as a shield, and removing what appears to be folded papers from his pocket.

We see this because the camera that was broadcasting was behind Romney. Those in the audience and the moderator may have been shielded from his sleight of hand, but not the viewers.

Romney then proceeds to unfold the item in front of him.

For those curious if it could have been some else, later video sheds some light on what Romney retrieves from his lectern.

After the Romney and Obama families chat post-debate the President walks off stage, leaving his notes behind for an aide, no doubt.

But not so for Romney. The Presidential challenger goes back to his lectern to retrieve his items. It is clear that the only thing that Romney takes is paper. Not a handkerchief. Not a white flag. Nothing but paper.

If it's proven that Romney did indeed violate the rules and cheated during the debate, his goose is cooked. But really, are we surprised that a lying, slippery eel like Romney would break the rules and cheat? He and those of his ilk probably think if you're not cheating you're not playing and that rules are for the lowly 47% anyway.


26 posted on 10/05/2012 12:36:30 PM PDT by pabianice (washington, dc ..)
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If he made everything up, as the leftwing keeps insisting, why did he need to write anything down? Did he make shit up, then write it down, then forget it, then read what he wrote so he could remember what he made up earlier?

Obama apparently had notes too. They said, "uuuuhhhh... uhhhhhh...uhhhhh... can we go to the next subject?"

27 posted on 10/05/2012 12:42:50 PM PDT by dead (It ain't over until the phone lady sings.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Reminds me of the Bush debates where he was accused of being wired and they pointed to a buldge in the back of his jacket.

No Republican is capable of thinking in the DU puny world.


28 posted on 10/05/2012 1:12:27 PM PDT by Francis McClobber
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To: cripplecreek

Ok. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in awhile.


29 posted on 10/05/2012 1:21:06 PM PDT by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds, in being a one term president.)
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To: techcor
Zapp Bannigan was full of great wisdom.

"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."
30 posted on 10/05/2012 1:29:27 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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31 posted on 10/05/2012 1:33:10 PM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: PJ-Comix

Those were his missing taxes for 10 years, plus a quick app to get his free Obama phone.


32 posted on 10/05/2012 1:41:49 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire.)
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Photobucket
33 posted on 10/05/2012 1:55:33 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And that's the end of our show! Doink.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[And when Obama noticed it it froze him into inarticulateness on the debate stage.]

Photobucket

When you need to befuddle your opponent and fool the entire country, only the Necronomicon will do.

34 posted on 10/05/2012 2:31:41 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And that's the end of our show! Doink.)
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmies are really STOO-PID. They can't accept reality that the messiah is a moron so the Rethug must have done something nefarious.
Mitt cheated, it's .. HankieGate!!
'Holder needs to impound that HANKIE asap before it goes into the wash and Congress should start an investigation Monday. And Bob Woodward should do an expose like that old water ... something thingy. He can call it':

'Mitt and his Hankie'
How a Hankie ended a Presidency


35 posted on 10/05/2012 2:34:00 PM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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Did Romney bring cheat notes into the debate?

No, what he bought to the debate was something called FACTS, which DUmmies don't care for!!

My sister called and pointed this out. She tells me the debaters are provided with paper and a pen. You can see the paper on each of the debaters podiums at the start of the video. They're not supposed to bring notes into the debate. It happens in the first 11 second of the video linked below

Oh no...really??? New CBS show "CSI: PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE"

OMG, he did pull out paper from his pocket! What a sleazeball.

During the Scott Brown - Liz Warren Debate... Squaw SPEAKING BULL used SMOKE SIGNALS...

. I suppose this is how spoiled rich kids get by in school as well as life. BY CHEATING. F*CKING CHEATING!

The DEMs, the party that say they love all (Except RICH PEOPLE who aren't LIBERALS)

This needs to go to Rachael or Lawrence.

[Absolutely. We need MSDNC to look even more ridiculous than it already is.]

What's is MSNBC?? Is it on my cable network??

But am I making any sense?

[No but your inadvertent comedy is hilarious so keep it up.]

A DUmmie making sense? Isn't that an OXYMORON?

My mind is screaming FOUL through all the explanations.

A DUmmie with a MIND?? (That must be an ENDANGERED DUmmie!)

enlarge that pic. There is much writing on it.

[It says, "STAND UP FOR CHUCK!!!"]

Yes. There are creases both lengthwise and widthwise that were obviously there before. it was a cheat sheet.

[The crease analyst at the DUmmie Crime Lab weighs in.]

I'd like to see detailed video from when Romney wiped his upper lip during the debate. Where'd the hanky come from and where did it go?

[Put that hanky on the witness stand before a grand jury!]

He hands it to son and says "Hide This"...check the audio

[Actually he said, "Hide this handkerchief so we can mess with the paranoid DUmmie minds."]

LOL FUNNY...

Why don't you do that CSI thing and suppress all the chatter so we can hear what he really says?

["CSI Debate." A new TV series.] Oops, I didn't mean to copy your idea!!

it was a hankie, he used it to wipe his upper lip before closing statements

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

LOL

He pulled what looked to be a stack of index cards wrapped with a rubber band out of his pocket. I noticed this last night when I watched the replay on MSNBC. You can't really see it in the video provided but I saw it last night.

[Actually he pulled out all the volumes of the 1990 Encyclopedia Britannica.]

Are you sure it wasn't the 1991 edition?? LOL

I can't view the video at work so I have no idea

Wait a DUmmie who works?? Isn't that the 1%?

[Make up your mind, already! Are you sure he's not playing Scrabble or Backgammon?]

I KNOW he is playing GAMES with the ECONOMY!

I don't think he lost, he just didn't win.

[i.e. he lost.]

He was demolished, DUmmies!!

DUmmieLand was so crazy after the debate...

BTW, why a long time between DUFU?

36 posted on 10/05/2012 3:23:04 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I just posted a story about the truth of the piece of paper =

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2940854/posts


37 posted on 10/05/2012 3:41:57 PM PDT by doug from upland (I don't like RINOs, but I love my country more than I hate Romney...Muslim marxist, get out!)
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To: ExCTCitizen
BTW, why a long time between DUFU

Two yesterday and one today. Not really a long time between DUFUs.

38 posted on 10/05/2012 4:04:25 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

This has to be the most delusional I’ve seen them yet. That post trying to rationalize Obama as losing the debate on purpose for strategy reasons takes the cake.


39 posted on 10/05/2012 4:56:03 PM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: PJ-Comix

Talk about TRUTHERS...


40 posted on 10/05/2012 5:04:11 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: PJ-Comix

Plus there was a guy on the grassy knoll sending him smoke signals.


41 posted on 10/05/2012 5:07:33 PM PDT by Argus
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To: PJ-Comix; ExCTCitizen

>>BTW, why a long time between DUFU
Two yesterday and one today. Not really a long time between DUFUs. <<

That’s more than 48 Business Minutes!!!


42 posted on 10/05/2012 6:07:42 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe Obama is saving the fight for the LAST debate.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Most people only watch the first debate and make up their minds. Let 0 bummer wait until the last debate when a lot of early voting has taken place.

43 posted on 10/06/2012 5:16:16 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: pabianice

It absolutely kills them that conservative bloggers got Rathergate. They’d love to have their own gotcha moment.


44 posted on 10/06/2012 6:48:14 AM PDT by Melpomene (Proud member of the Who Dat nation.)
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