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Bill Maher Rips Obama’s Debate Performance: ‘Looked Like He Took My Million & Spent It All On Weed’
| October 5, 2012
| Josh Feldman
Posted on 10/06/2012 10:25:57 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
During his opening monologue tonight, Bill Maher admitted he was not happy with how President Obama did during his first big debate this week. He told his audience that Obama undeniably sucked during the debate, and surmised that the million dollars he gave to the campaign was probably spent on weed.
Maher surmised that because Wednesday was Obamas anniversary, he apparently had the sex first and was completely spent for the debate. He contrasted Romney looking charged up with Obama looking like Michael Jackson on diprivan. Maher admitted that Obama sucked during the debate, and made a joke referencing the money he gave to the pro-Obama Super PAC
He looked tired. He had trouble getting his answers out. It looked like he took my million and spent it all on weed.
Maher also observed that Obama looked so dead, Romney tried to baptize him.
On the other hand, Maher credited Romney with being in full command of his bullsh*t by going back on most of his positions.
Watch the video below, courtesy of HBO:
(VIDEO AT LINK)
TOPICS: Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: billmaher; debates; marijuana; obama; romney; tv
To: GOP Golfer
posted on 10/06/2012 10:28:02 AM PDT
by GOP Poet
Maher is REALLY going to be PO’d when Barry shows up at the next debate dressed up on a Big Bird chicken suit.
posted on 10/06/2012 10:29:46 AM PDT
(Sorry Algore. It was attitude, NOT altitude.)
posted on 10/06/2012 10:30:09 AM PDT
We can guess the outcome of the Ryan-Biden meeting already. If the second Romney-Obama meeting is simply a repeat...I think most of the big contribution guys will immediately stop all donations, and the final week will be a good-bye tour episode as he launches AF-One to give some speeches.
It’s curious how this whole thing crumbles at the end. Most news media types are sitting there and wondering what happened and why he can’t repeat the beat-McCain magic one more time.
Heard a rumor that Biden is looking into a brain transplant from Pee Wee Herman to give him some gravitas.
posted on 10/06/2012 10:33:07 AM PDT
(You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
posted on 10/06/2012 10:36:18 AM PDT
Maher exists in his own hemisphere, when he opens his mouth another appears to make an ass.
posted on 10/06/2012 10:42:31 AM PDT
by Happy Rain
("Water is wet and Obama is a liar.")
Do not under-estimate Biden as a debater. We should help keep expectations low for every debate.
Too bad the right in this country doesn’t have a guy like Maher taking it to the commies in a similiar ascerbic semi humorous fashion.
posted on 10/06/2012 10:55:59 AM PDT
(NO ONE IN ROMNEYÂ’S DIRECT LINE HAS EVER SERVED THE UNITED STATES IN UNIFORM 170 YEARS)
TOTUS IS THE REAL OBAMA.
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posted on 10/06/2012 11:05:24 AM PDT
OMG! That actually made me literally LOL. First time I've ever hear “comedian” Bill Maher say something funny.
posted on 10/06/2012 11:14:03 AM PDT
("Most times a man'll tell you his bad intentions, if you listen and let yourself hear."---Open Range)
Why would Mahar say this unless he knows obama is on drugs?
posted on 10/06/2012 11:14:22 AM PDT
(Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
Bill Maher picks losers just like Obama does!
posted on 10/06/2012 11:20:17 AM PDT
(Father of 8)
He was all weed-weed up
...and coked up
When only a Presidential "Face Palm" will suffice.
posted on 10/06/2012 11:30:37 AM PDT
(The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
Too bad the right in this country doesnt have a guy like Maher taking it to the commies in a similiar ascerbic semi humorous fashion
They do have, Dennis Miller... and it's even sweeter since Miller used to be on the left.
BTW...stand-up comics, generally, are far above average IQ.
posted on 10/06/2012 12:46:31 PM PDT
(It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
An over abundance of weed wasn’t Obama’s problem. Word through the White House pipeline is that the staffer with the crack pipe didn’t show up on time.
posted on 10/06/2012 1:15:28 PM PDT
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...
posted on 10/06/2012 9:37:34 PM PDT
Lord Obozo as the head of the Chicago Mob controlling America is not a nice guy nor a smart guy. He is an equal opportunity thug in a job, he should not be in!
Barack Obama has been savaged over his performance in last Wednesday nights presidential debate, with one commentator even suggesting that he was less effective than the hapless Jimmy Carter.
As Clint noted, the Empty Chair improved by codetoad:
ROMNEY LOST THE DEBATE! OBAMA IS IN CONTROL!
It is past time to fire Barack and his empty chair and have both of them hit the road back to Chicago!
So hit the road Barack and take your empty chair and empty suit with you!
posted on 10/07/2012 8:12:41 AM PDT
by Grampa Dave
(We are the 53%, who pay taxes and keep this country going inspite of the 47% rat moochers!)
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