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First Lady Lauds Obama’s Imperial Presidency
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 Oct 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/07/2012 10:42:55 AM PDT by John Semmens

First Lady Michelle Obama encouraged voters to reelect her husband “so he can continue to bypass congressional obstruction and keep America on the path to true social justice.”

Michelle described her husband’s frustrations with “a Congress that has never been willing to help move the country forward,” but praised his willingness “to go outside the traditional limits on presidential power to plow new ground on how this nation will be ruled in the future.”

“So far, I think that Barack has done a phenomenal job working around Congress,” Michelle boasted. “He’s issued, I think, about 900 Executive Orders in less than four years. Bush issued fewer than a hundred in his eight years in office. I think this shows that Barack will not be constrained from doing what he sees as right.”

As proof of her husband’s strength and “nerves of steel,” Michelle pointed to his foreign policy successes. “He killed bin-Laden—an accomplishment that eluded Bush for eight years,” she bragged. “And he hasn’t rested on his laurels. After assassins killed our ambassador to Libya he didn’t hesitate to make a speech at the UN condemning the instigators of anti-Islamic hate responsible for this atrocity.”

The First Lady described her husband as “the one man who can be trusted to steer America on the right course,” and urged voters to “pull out all the stops to ensure he is reelected.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://constitutionclub.org/2012/10/06/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-38/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; satire; tyranny

1 posted on 10/07/2012 10:43:05 AM PDT by John Semmens
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..but praised his willingness “to go outside the traditional limits on presidential power to plow new ground on how this nation will be ruled in the future.”

Ruled? Sorry but as much as you would like, Moochelle, we aren't subjects.

November can't get here soon enough.

2 posted on 10/07/2012 10:47:50 AM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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Waiting...


3 posted on 10/07/2012 10:49:43 AM PDT by wastedyears (The First Law of Heavy Metal: Not all metal is satanic.)
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To: unixfox

Just finished voting absentee after reading this. It wasn’t too difficult.


4 posted on 10/07/2012 11:05:19 AM PDT by DownInFlames (NNs)
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I just have to wear this Burger King® crown that Sasha and Malia gave me for just a few more days until I get the one Michelle had made for me by Tiffanys. (You know how much Michelle hates Burger King.)

5 posted on 10/07/2012 11:08:06 AM PDT by newheart (The greatest trick the left ever pulled was convincing the world it was not a religion.)
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To: unixfox
The White House Commie stands up to that evil U.S. Constitution and strikes it down as if it were only a piece of paper...

TREASONOUS @SSHOLE!!


6 posted on 10/07/2012 11:11:52 AM PDT by Stayfree (Find out how Obama is destroying America at White House Commie.com!!)
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To: John Semmens

> “He’s issued, I think, about 900 Executive Orders in less than four years.”

Shouldn’t that be “He’s issued, I think, about 900 Imperial Decrees in less than four years. “


7 posted on 10/07/2012 11:41:46 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (Obama loved the poor so much, he created millions more.)
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To: BuffaloJack
how this nation will be ruled in the future.

Michelle's word! Obama intends to RULE rather than LEAD.

8 posted on 10/07/2012 12:17:32 PM PDT by Rapscallion (If Obama wins he will be an evil tyrant over America.)
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Resistance to Communism, sounds like a good idea to me.


9 posted on 10/07/2012 12:28:30 PM PDT by Eye of Unk (OPSEC)
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To: John Semmens

“social justice” == marxist for “communism”


10 posted on 10/07/2012 1:42:35 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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11 posted on 10/07/2012 1:50:32 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93destr)
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She doesn’t want to give up the free vacations and perks.
The taxpayers pay the bill for her and her husband to run around saying they know it all about everything under the sun.


12 posted on 10/07/2012 2:07:45 PM PDT by FreedBird
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First Lady Lauds Obama’s Imperial Presidency

Huh?
When did we get a "First Lady?"
Surely, you don't mean the First Wookie!

We got us A Kenyan President and Private Court and Private Army.
They wear black Berets and stuff.

The all say "YO!" a lot
Also, "It'sThe Right Thing To Do!"

13 posted on 10/07/2012 2:37:48 PM PDT by publius911 (Formerly Publius 6961, formerly jennsdad)
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