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Iran Set to Agree to Five-Week Postponement in Uranium Enrichment Program
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 Oct 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/08/2012 12:36:32 PM PDT by John Semmens

While reaffirming its inherent right to pursue the full benefits of nuclear power for his country, Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei announced a five-week postponement of uranium enrichment activities.

Khamenei was quick to assure that “this in no way yields our right and obligation to obtain the means to annihilate the Jewish pestilence that occupies Muslim lands in Palestine. However, it has been brought to our attention that a slight delay in our timetable could be of inestimable value over the longer term.”

The announcement was perceived as a boost to President Obama’s reelection chances. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton hailed the postponement as “a concrete achievement that could not have been accomplished under other circumstances. Much as the President’s critics might belittle a ‘mere’ five-week delay, the fact is that this means five more weeks of life for Israelis who would otherwise be targeted by nuclear-armed Iranian missiles. Meager as this might be, it is more than Governor Romney can offer American voters between now and November 6.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://constitutionclub.org/2012/10/06/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-38/


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: iran; nuclear; obama; satire

1 posted on 10/08/2012 12:36:43 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Hmm....five weeks? Why not just come out and say “until after Obama is re-elected” and be done with it? That’s what Obama has been telling the leaders of enemy nations.

Oh wait...I guess the average stuckonstupid Obama voter might actually manage to make a connection there. So yeah....five weeks. Got it.


2 posted on 10/08/2012 12:45:08 PM PDT by XenaLee (The only good commie is a dead commie.)
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To: John Semmens
Iran Set to Agree to Five-Week Postponement in Uranium Enrichment Program

Because 0bama told them “After My Election I Have More Flexibility'”?

3 posted on 10/08/2012 12:47:30 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ("Get that evil, foreign, muslim, usurping, gay bastard out of MY White House!" FUBO!)
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To: John Semmens
The announcement was perceived as a boost to President Obama’s reelection chances.

Five Weeks?

So they resume right after the election, and that is supposed to be a 'boost'?

And it further shows how he politicizes foreign policy purely for HIS election, and not for our national security and our allies. He is a fraud.

4 posted on 10/08/2012 1:05:33 PM PDT by Paul Ross (Ronald Reagan-1987:"We are always willing to be trade partners but never trade patsies.")
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To: The Sons of Liberty

“Iran Set to Agree to Five-Week Postponement in Uranium Enrichment Program
Because 0bama told them “After My Election I Have More Flexibility’”? “

The Iranian retards to modernity had better prepare themselves to postpone it forever....

The end.


5 posted on 10/08/2012 9:36:35 PM PDT by Bshaw (A nefarious deceit is upon us all!)
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