Posted on 10/09/2012 10:02:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
As recently as yesterday the DUmmies were high-fiving each other over outdated poll results. Today, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT broke that jubilant "Freudenschade" mood by posting the "awful" truth from the latest polling: The latest battleground state and national polls are in. Yes, Will, the latest poll results are in and now the DUmmies are in a state of hilarious panic. Of course, Will himself comes in for a lot of abuse for even daring to post the poll results. So let us now watch the DUmmies drop their Freudenschade victory champagne bottles in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, placing an order for L-pill futures, is in the [barackets]:
View profile The latest battleground state and national polls are in
[No, no! We want to remain in the Fantasyland of outdated poll results!]
The latest polls from the battleground states:
Colorado: Romney 50%, Obama 46% (American Research Group)
[Ouch!]
Ohio: Romney 48%, Obama 47% (American Research Group)
[Ouch!]
Pennsylvania: Obama 43%, Romney 40% (Siena)
[Ouch!]
The most recent national polls:
DailyKos/Public Policy Polling: Romney 49%, Obama 47%
[What? Even the KOmmies are showing Romney leading? I WANT MY L-PILL NOW!!!]
An entire Summer and early Fall's worth of gains have been all but wiped out.
[Yeah, too bad you were lying on your couch that whole time while the Boston OWS protests were going on just a few blocks away from you. And now to the panicked DUmmies...]
Months of Romney blunders reversed by one night. Pathetic. Sometimes I hate this stupid country.
[Only sometimes?]
I haven't heard much lately about what the President has done to save our economy? I forgot what he did??
[Presented a shovel ready manure project.]
I would agree with you, but the president did not really defend his record. I hope the people use their brains my friend.
[In that case, Obama loses even more ground.]
All I've heard about is Big Bird.
[That's the ticket! Base your ENTIRE campaign on Big Bird being laid off like millions of others.]
Agreed. And if Biden blows it on Thursday. we're gonna be in a world of hurt. I'm not sure I can bear to watch...
[Good news! If you buy one L-pill right now from just $19.99, you get a second one ABSOUTELY FREE!!! ...Not that you'll need it.]
Poor Biden...the expectations being put on him are enormous ....
[I've got a bottle of bartered Grey Goose that will ease him up...a lot.]
Reality sucks.
[Pitt posts the obvious.]
I also troll the Freepers, a lot. They are being very quiet, and subdued, about Romney pulling ahead. VERY quiet. WHY do you think that is?
[Maybe they want to avoid DUmmie hubris so as not to invoke the wrath of the Gloat Gods.]
The FIX is on. That is MY take living in a "battleground" state.
[And we alread "FIXed" your Diebold machine. Hee! Hee!]
And we really think people give a shit about Big Bird when they can't put food on the table and the Middle East is in meltdown mode?
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
I guess I missed the Big Bird Bounce
[I remember Obama often flipping the Big Bird.]
At what point is WillPitt's increasing negativism simply an "I told you so" by WillPitt, with no other seeming purpose whatsoever. With this particular post, that seems to be what's going on. It's clearly not merely an information point, in any case.
[Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006! I told you so!!!]
BTW, I notice you left one poll out -- the one from SurveyUSA showing us up by a point in Ohio.
[A DUmmie grasping for polling straws.]
Nobody is in more danger Than the person who gets between WillPitt and a speculative thesis. That's been well known for years. That it is cashing out in this bizarre way is what's really surprising. He has to have been correct. That's a must. All else falls by the wayside. Scary.
[Hey, WillPitt was absolutely correct about a certain indictment on May 12, 2006, wasn't he?]
I think it is time for me to stick my head in the sand..or throw up.
[Try both.]
I'm going back to hating this country
[Is that you, Moochell?]
This post really depresses me and I'm not sure exactly why. Maybe it's that I was looking forward to a 1964-style landslide for Obama and I may be disappointed or even devastated at what actually transpires. But I think it's also that, even if we grant that your post-debate numbers are legit, your OP offers no suggestions for how to reverse matters. And it's very late in the game now. What do you suggest we DO at this point? Or are you implying that the race is already over and Obama should start packing his bags? I don't get it.
[I suggest you eat a large pepperoni and tranquillizer pizza so you can wake up on the other side of the election. It will be so much less painful that way.]
IBTP! (First time in years! lol)
Finally IBTP!
PIED PIPER PITT POSTS PRESIDENTIAL POLL PANIC PING!
Back on Ping List? And do you know about the Publix Robitussin deal? I need to stock up on cold medicine.
Haha! Good intro! Now I know why I was able to get an IBTP for the first time in my FReeplife.
Did they ever figure out the “solid white object” that was supposedly in Romney’s pocket?
“I also troll the Freepers, a lot. They are being very quiet, and subdued, about Romney pulling ahead. VERY quiet. WHY do you think that is?”
There is a spy among us. ssssshhhhh!
ixnay on the omneyray
in bf 10
I also troll the Freepers, a lot. They are being very quiet, and subdued, about Romney pulling ahead. VERY quiet. WHY do you think that is?
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We haven’t been quiet.
Shhhhh.... be werry, werry qwiet! We're hunting liberals!
:: your humble correspondent, placing an order for L-pill futures ::
Dude..did you clear this with your wife, assuming they aren’t for you? If they are, can you give me a reason why?
Years worth of pre-packaged, pre-chewed, partisan spin by the MSM and Democrats came crashing down in 90 minutes.
Epic.
Don’t tell the DU that Romney’s overseas firm bought all of the polling companies in the USA. He got the DailyKos and PPP for a song.
Shhh!
I don’t want them to be down yet! I want the full satisfaction on Nov 7th of the moaning and groaning!
Nor have you Ever...
:: And do you know about the Publix Robitussin deal ::
Looking for a cheap supply of “purple drank”?
Why, because it'll be impossible to remove all those bumper stickers from the back of your Suzuki?
Funniest line in a while... Should of added, "Just pay shipping and handling!" That always seems to be the next line. It occurs to me that they could charge $21,000 for S'nP and never say it aloud.
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