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Biden's Secret Weapon For The VP Debate
The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-11-12 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 10/11/2012 10:18:24 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon

For some reason expectations of Biden are decently high. I'm not sure how he'll do, but I know why he might do well...



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2012debates; debate; joebiden; paulryan; satire

1 posted on 10/11/2012 10:18:33 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

don’t ‘misunderestimate’ him. He can be really nasty.


2 posted on 10/11/2012 10:25:56 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again,)
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To: The Looking Spoon

You know, most of our politicians are old people. Paul Ryan is a fresh, energetic, enthusiastic younger man with a brain. An old guy and his tricks may just end up with a backfire. If people find Ryan likeable, they may bond with him as a positive change our country needs and Biden could take on the aura of Darth Vader.


3 posted on 10/11/2012 10:26:54 AM PDT by marsh2
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To: The Looking Spoon
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I can handle things! I'm smart!
Not like everybody says...like dumb
I'm smart and I want respect!

4 posted on 10/11/2012 10:26:57 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Abby something ....


5 posted on 10/11/2012 10:29:59 AM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: The Looking Spoon

6 posted on 10/11/2012 10:32:34 AM PDT by JaguarXKE (If my Fluffy had a puppy, it would look like the puppy Obama ate!r)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I was thinking this.
www.gsmspyearpiece.com/for_mobile.spy.html


7 posted on 10/11/2012 10:33:43 AM PDT by Morris70
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To: fella
don’t ‘misunderestimate’ him. He can be really nasty.

I agree. We joke about him here, and with good reason, but he's actually a potent debater. Ryan will have to be on his toes.

8 posted on 10/11/2012 10:33:53 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Record high turnout is our hope for sending 0bama home. Pray hard!!!)
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To: marsh2

Agreed. Ryan will appeal to the youth vote and Biden will appear as a rich old guy who is deaf to the world.


9 posted on 10/11/2012 10:36:55 AM PDT by GilGil
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To: The Looking Spoon

I hope that’s Obama’s brain he’s carrying and not Romney’s.


10 posted on 10/11/2012 10:37:16 AM PDT by House Atreides
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To: ScottinVA

Doubt it. Ryan will demolish Biden. His biggest handicap is his ego that trips him up every time.


11 posted on 10/11/2012 10:38:37 AM PDT by GilGil
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To: The Looking Spoon

Wouldn’t it be great to have an article talking up Ryan instead of a parade of “Biden is a genius” fluff pieces from conservatives?


12 posted on 10/11/2012 10:42:15 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: fella

“He can be really nasty.”
I worry more about the moderator and her links to zero and moochie.


13 posted on 10/11/2012 10:49:39 AM PDT by duckman (I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
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To: All
Biden's debate advisor approves his outfit for big debate.

"Is this the same debate advisor that told Obama to be polite to Romney?"

14 posted on 10/11/2012 10:51:05 AM PDT by Liz ("Come quickly, I'm tasting the stars." Dom Perignon)
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To: fella
Never get arrogant or overconfident and underestimate anyone.

Obama underestimated Romney and arrogantly assumed that he could wipe the floor with Romney in the debate

Don't want Ryan to make that mistake with Biden. Ryan needs to prepare until he can't get it wrong.

15 posted on 10/11/2012 10:54:18 AM PDT by rdcbn
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To: rdcbn

Agree...I think the fix is in....we have a pro Obama moderator and a very experience Joe Biden....


16 posted on 10/11/2012 11:07:20 AM PDT by Blue Turtle
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To: The Looking Spoon

Let’s see, I know that certain critters have some strange secret weapons to use against their enemies:

Certain Malaysian ants explode themselves
Sea cucumbers can change states
Hagfish emit mucous that turns water into slime
Hairy frogs break their own bones to make spurs
Horned toads make their eyes bleed
Cats mess all all over when frightened
Skunks, well...

What is Joe’s secret weapon?


17 posted on 10/11/2012 11:17:52 AM PDT by Sequoyah101
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To: The Looking Spoon

The Frank Burns of politics.


18 posted on 10/11/2012 11:21:09 AM PDT by Sequoyah101
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To: Blue Turtle

The secret for Ryan in the case of gotcha questions is to ignore them and answer the question you want to answer.

Example-if asked why he voted a certain way his answer could be, “I believed my vote was in the best interests of the people I served based on information available to me at.the time, BUT I also believe the American people are far more interested in our future plans to get America back to work tomorrow rather than dwelling on what happened yesterday...etc.


19 posted on 10/11/2012 11:27:16 AM PDT by Lacey2
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To: Sequoyah101

What is Joe’s secret weapon?

Sharp bristles on his head.


20 posted on 10/11/2012 11:33:45 AM PDT by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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To: The Looking Spoon

21 posted on 10/11/2012 11:44:10 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Sequoyah101

Biden’s secret weapon is HE LIES ... and the weapon for his ammo is the sycophantic media who will dutifully support Biden’s lies.


22 posted on 10/11/2012 11:45:47 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: MHGinTN
Biden does not lie.

Why just this morning, my capitalist running dog employer ordered me to chain our African-American employees before I whipped them and set them about their dawn to midnight cotton-picking. (Picking cotton in Maine does require more than the usual "incentive.") However, in all fairness to my heartless Darwin-loving boss, he did order lightweight aluminum chains in order to boost productivity and does not whip me excessively when my slave crew falls below quota.

Like Joe, I am the first in my family to learn how to read and write ... simultaneously. So, you bet I am hoping Joe scores well in tonight's debate against the evil fascist Ryan who would like nothing better than to take away my food stamps and free cell phone, the bastard!

23 posted on 10/11/2012 11:59:50 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Obama = Allende on drugs.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

I think that we all enjoy a good joke about Biden’s gaffaws , especially when he is talking “ off the cuff “.

But remember this , he was successful in politics before he became second fiddle in the Obama administration. Also , he was not avaiable to the press for the last 4 months , after letting it slip that the Obama administration was supporting ‘gay rights’ . His timeing was impecable as at the time there was talk among the political elites of replacing him with Hillary for VP ; this single act solidified Biden remaining for a second term.

Dont sell him short ; he still is a political annimal .
He will be prepared with one and two sentance long jabs and talking points .
If he can score points by not answering directly the question , he will obfiscate and let loose with one of his prepared statements .


24 posted on 10/11/2012 12:14:18 PM PDT by Tilted Irish Kilt (Islam is a religion AND a political system. There is no separation of church and state in Islam)
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To: Tilted Irish Kilt

Remember this:

Sarah Palin dismantled him in their debate in ‘08.


25 posted on 10/11/2012 12:16:39 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Biden is demented, dishonest, and stupid.

He’ll self-destruct as usual.
.


26 posted on 10/11/2012 12:19:17 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Lacey2

Good strategy...hope he implements. I know he’s got a great team training him and Bolton as Biden.....oh to be a fly on the wall ;)


27 posted on 10/11/2012 12:23:20 PM PDT by Blue Turtle
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To: Kenny Bunk

The scene with Joe cackle-smirk is unfolding as predicted ...


28 posted on 10/12/2012 11:20:53 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: MHGinTN
Thought Ryan was a bit flat.

Two good things Ryan did:
(1) He was unfailingly tolerant of someone who came across as a dotty, boorish, slightly crazy older relative Thanksgiving Dinner Guest from one's wife's side of the family, of course.
(2) He was factual, calm, and established himself as genuine, sincere, and experienced. If voters were a rational lot, of course they would rather have this Ryan fellow a heartbeat away from the office than Old Joe.

The moderatrix was a Leftist whore. In all though, nowhere near the convincing smackdown of Obama by Mitt. Maybe that's a good thing. Joey Plugs came out crazy and that had to be a challenge for a rational creature to deal with. If it makes any difference, I hope enough non-Freeper types noticed.

29 posted on 10/12/2012 12:05:24 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Obama = Allende on drugs.)
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To: Tilted Irish Kilt

Post-debate Ping


30 posted on 10/12/2012 12:06:48 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Obama = Allende on drugs.)
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To: Kenny Bunk
I knew Ryan had won the hearts when the despicable Paul Begala spewed praise galore upon old cackle and smirk Biden.

Regarding the moderator, I always wonder why the feckless pubbies allow the oppointment of such leftist sludge to stage these 'debates'.

31 posted on 10/12/2012 12:36:27 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: MHGinTN
.....despicable Paul Begala

Lighten up will ya? Begala is nowhere near as despicable as that Lanny Whatsisname, or any number of other Leftist Pimps. Begala at least looks like you could slap the right story out of him or frighten him into STFU.

32 posted on 10/12/2012 12:58:19 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Obama = Allende on drugs.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Paul Begala, Lanny Davis ... different shades of pond scum ...


33 posted on 10/12/2012 1:06:19 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: MHGinTN
.....pond scum....

I thought we agreed not to talk about The Dick Morris on this thread!

34 posted on 10/12/2012 1:08:57 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Obama = Allende on drugs.)
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To: MHGinTN
.....pond scum....

I thought we agreed not to talk about The Dick Morris on this thread!

35 posted on 10/12/2012 1:10:24 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Obama = Allende on drugs.)
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