Posted on 10/11/2012 11:58:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The DUmmies are starting to become--oh, how shall I put it?--mildly concerned about the upcoming election. I kind of picked that up here in this THREAD by DUmmie PCIntern, "This f***ing election best better f***ing work out in our favor."
Call me crazy, but it sounds like the DUmmies are not quite as confident as they once were that Our President will sweep to easy victory in November. A little anxiety seems to be creeping in. I know, I know, maybe I'm reading too much into things, but I do detect a note of angst.
But allay your fears! Come in off the ledge! Help is on the way! We'll tell you why, sampling several threads from the DUmp.
But first let us watch the DUmmies go into a free-flowing "F"-word frenzy, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, warming up relief asterisks in the bullpen, is in the [brackets]:
This f***ing election best better f***ing work out in our favor . . .
[Hey, relax, DUmmie PCIntern! I thought this thing was in the bag!]
or I am going to spend the next four f***ing years streaming Netflix movies and drinking heavily on weekends.
[OK, so, but what would be different?]
so I don't have to think about where the f***ing country is f***ing going.
[Not thinking should come easily to a DUmmie.]
I never thought. . . .
[See?]
I never thought I could get this f***ing upset at my fellow f***ing Americans, but What The F*** is wrong with these f***ing morons?
[I sense a trend.]
These f***ing bastards led us into a ditch, pulled out the wires on the distributor cap, and left us for dead. And NOW these dumb-f***s are trying to put them back into the f***ing driver's seat?
[Leave the driving to us!]
[Thank you, DUmmie PCIntern, for that inspiring post. Now let us check in with your comrades . . .]
it's truly bizarre and confounding.
[It's F***ING bizarre and confounding. You left out the "F"-word. C'mon, you know better than that.]
I don't drink, but I'm right with you. . . .
[It's not too late to start. Make it a November resolution.]
You can never f***ing have too many f***ing f***s in the f***ing subject line. Best f***in believe.
[I F***ING BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
How anyone in their right mind could vote for the idiots that continue to f*** us over is beyond me.
[The Irony is strong with this one.]
If it doesn't f***ing work out in our favor, then maybe you should instead spend the next four f***ing years just f***ing. As in, as many orgasms as it's possible for one human to have in a four year period.
[In the event of an election lasting more than four years, seek a flight to France.]
F*** and yes. And f***.
[Will Pitt chimes in. He's all in favor of drinking heavily on weekends.]
we survived Bush... but I don't really know if we will survive Romney
We made it through Bushco by the thinnest of margins. . . . Another Bushco could very well bring the end of the USA as we know it if not the whole planet.
[Start stocking up on the Grey Goose NOW!]
[Well, enough of this DUmmie Downer doom and gloom. Let's look on the bright side! Help is on the way! To wit . . .]
With Biden Up Next to Debate, Obama’s Aides Plot Comeback
[Help is on the way!]
I think Biden will take it to Ryan. He isn't Obama.
[Joe, Joe, he's our man! If he can't do it . . . well, we're screwed.]
Can't wait to see that war horse destroy that punk ass whippersnapper.
[Joe is the Battalion Stallion!]
Joe is going to pants Ryan and take his lunch money.
[Shaming Ryan's Privates.]
gee DU said Obama would destory Romney. we all know how THAT turned out
[It seemed he was NOT able to "destory" him.]
Biden has to rip off the gloves and lay into Punk Boy right out of the shoot! And I know where I'll be. Sitting ring side, with popcorn and a good, cold drink.
[I think we ALL should have a drink handy! Yes, it's the Joe Biden Drinking Game! Every time Slo-Jo says "middle-class," we should all take a swig! Drunk within the first five minutes!]
I think we see Biden unleashed in debate.
[BIDEN UNCHAINED! PLUGS UNPLUGGED! THE LOOSE CANNON IS ON THE LOOSE!]
I know biden is well known for his gaffes, but, honestly....he is a breath of fresh air to me. . . .
[He's like a cheerleader on hard wood--he blows my mind!]
Who else is REALLY looking forward to Biden/Ryan?
[Ryan.]
I am not a big fan of Biden. . . . I cringe every time he goes off script. I hope they have him properly briefed.
[I hope they have RYAN properly briefed, for when Joe pulls his pants down!]
a tendency to say off the wall stuff. I hope they put a shock collar on him in case he says something really weird.
Ryan sure had some "cocky" answers for reporters today. . . . I PRAY HIS COCKINESS comes thru on every debate. . . .
[Ryan is too Kochy.]
I just want to see how many off-the-cuff wisecracks Biden makes. He's actually a very funny man.
[We at DUmmie FUnnies agree! Plugs is VERY FUnnie! He's Comedy Gold!]
Have Faith in Biden.
[Hardscrabble Joe to the rescue! He will TURN IT AROUND for Obama! The Biden Surge begins TONIGHT!]
Biden has chunks of Ryan in his stool Friday morning. . . .
[He'll need the Biden Bidet.]
He's a Honey Badger.
[Ryan is a Wisconsin Badger. And this . . . is a Li'l Beaver . . .]
Barbara Woodhouse is Biden's debate handler.
More like a Honey Booze Booze.
Today’s rant brought to you by the letter “F”.
“Shaming Ryan’s privates”
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Funniest ever!
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“Today’s rant brought to you by the letter “F”.”
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Unbelievable,isn’t it? Not one ounce of class over there-—not one ounce.
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Now, they think the “O” is automatically entitled to a second term.It isn't a second term. It's a "do over" of the first term.
[OK, so, but what would be different?]
LOL
I don't have to think about where the f***ing country is f***ing going.
With ROMNEY in, it'll be going back on the road, instead of off the CLIFF
These f***ing bastards led us into a ditch, pulled out the wires on the distributor cap, and left us for dead. And NOW these dumb-f***s are trying to put them back into the f***ing driver's seat?
Please do let us DRIVE... I think I could see better driving from STEVIE WONDER, then ZERO!!
How anyone in their right mind could vote for the idiots that continue to f*** us over is beyond me.
Yes, DU poster, I don't know how anyone in their right mind could vote for OBLAME-O again...
He's actually a very funny man.
That is why Biden say crazy things -- thank you DU Poster...He is practicing to be a comedian in January!
You have been missed, Charles!
I'm hoping that if there's a lull in the proceedings, Jackass Joe may decide to entertain us with a little song and dance. I'd pay good money to see it. F*** yeah.
They are truly dilusional. Thank you for wading in that cesspool.....
The Anglo-Saxon intensifier usually substitutes for thought, and often signifies deep, irrational anger.
In other words, an irate nut with a screw loose.
Actually pretty good stuff...
[Shaming Ryan’s Privates.]
LOL Pure gold
I stream Netflix, but I don’t drink heavily on the weekends. What does it get you when you’re drunk and can’t appreciate a good movie?
Man, you are desperate when you have to depend on Crazy Joe.
Dummies seem to be a bit obsessed with f***ing.
I guess that and dope is about all they have in their pathetic lives.
I guess dope is about all they have in their pathetic lives.
FIFY
Joe Bite Me acted like an "F" student who is the schoolyard bully last night.
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