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DUmmie FUnnies 10-12-12 (The Biden Bounce: Smirkin' Joe Crazier thrills the DUmmies!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 12, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/12/2012 12:08:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Arrogant, condescending, rude, obnoxious, smug, smirking, snarky, disrespectful: No wonder the DUmmies loved him! Who am I talking about? Smirkin' Joe Crazier, of course. Joe the Jackass. Joker Joe. Smirky the Jerk. In other words, Joe Biden, the Vice President of United States, who made a complete ass of himself last night. It wasn't the gaffes this time, it was the laughs--and the grins, and the eye-rolls, and the interruptions, and the dismissive, derisive comments. . . . In short, everything you're taught NOT to do in junior-high debate club, the nearly 70-year-old Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., in political office for 40 years, did last night.

Who came off as the mature one last night? 42-year-old Paul Ryan, who kept his cool and tried to make serious points about serious subjects. By contrast, Biden the boorish buffoon came off as an immature punk.

But the DUmmies lapped it up. They thought Joe PWNED Ryan! They loved it! Little do they realize, though, that such boorish behavior TURNS OFF most decent Americans, especially the voters the Democrats need the most: independents, undecideds, and (gasp) women. Joe's act may play well with the MSNBC crowd, but if the DUmmies think there's going to be a Biden Bounce, they're sadly mistaken. Besides, VP debates rarely move the needle.

We will get the DUmmie reaction from their five official debate threads, beginning with this THREAD, "******OFFICIAL BIDEN/RYAN DEBATE THREAD #1******"

So let us now go to one of the few places that was NOT disgusted with Biden's boorishness, i.e., DUmmieland, in Boorshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who literally does sponsor a debate club at his daughter's school, is in the [brackets]:

******OFFICIAL BIDEN/RYAN DEBATE THREAD #1******

[No, the asterisks are not hiding DUmmie "F"-words this time. They're actual asterisks.]

I see the look in Biden's eye. He's ready to pounce. . . .

[First the pounce, then the bounce! The Biden Bounce!]

He's loaded for bear. . . .

[I think they loaded Joe up on Red Bull before the debate.]

He looks like a shark.

[He looks like a snark.]

"Malarkey!" Go, Joe!

[Snarky! Go, Joe! Keep doing that!]

JOE STOMPS ON RYAN'S FACE!!!!

[The DUmmies think they're watching a wrestling match, and they're cheering for the villainous "heel" against the virtuous "face."]

He is kicking ass. Love the expressions on his face while Ryan is blathering.

[How to Win Friends and Influence People--NOT!]

Don't smile so hard, Joe. . . . Joe is laughing a bit too hard. It does not look good to me.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I worry he's laughing too much. He laughs when he is ready to pounce. But how will indies view it?

[Nonsense! Who needs 'em anyway?]

"This is a bunch of stuff" LMAO! GO JOE

[Stay classy, Joe!]

Joe's WTF looks are absolutely priceless.

[Turning off independents, undecideds, and women by the boatloads--and it's absolutely FREE! Thanx, Joe!]

HOLY SH*T . . . UNLEASH THE BIDEN

[JERKULES UNCHAINED!]

i think he's laughing too much. people out there may think it's disrespectful. . . .

[Naah! Not a chance!]

Bidengasm!

[Joe closes the Arousal Gap.]

Joe needs to cut down on the open laughing a little bit makes a point, too much is over the top.

[NO! There can never be enough!]

Joe needs to quit smirking - it's not professional. . . .

[SHHH!!! STOP! QUIET! KEEP IT UP, JOE!]

Mr president, THIS IS HOW YOU RAPID RESPOND TO BS!

[Joe heads up the Democrats' Rabid Response Team.]

I love his straight forward demeanor.

[Da meaner demeanor.]

I can hear the RW critics now; "Joe was RUUUUUUDE!"

[Actually, that's what just about every analyst and focus group in America said after the debate.]

This is a master class in debating. . . .

[Joe is master-debating right there on national TV.]

Joe Biden is qualified to be president . . .

[. . . of the Obnoxious Jerks of America Society.]

I hope that is the take away from this for the average viewer.

[No, I think the "take away" from this will be that . . . they're coming to take Joe away, ha ha . . . to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time. . . .]

I'm not a guy but I have a boner right now. . . .

[Is that you, Rachel Madcow?]

SOMEONE needs to "blow their top" show some passion or SOMETHING!!!

[Watch out! Joe is blowing his top! The plugs are becoming unplugged! Duck!]

Joe does seem to get so angry all he can do is smile and laugh at him- which is unprofessional and rude but at least it is emotion.

[Unprofessional and rude--a SURE way to win over those undecideds! Let the Biden Bounce begin!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; debate; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; ryan

1 posted on 10/12/2012 12:08:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

top 10?


2 posted on 10/12/2012 12:10:32 PM PDT by Bush_Democrat ((xDem now) - Breitbart sent me)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 10/12/2012 12:11:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Smirkin' Joe Crazier and the Biden Bounce.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I shamelessly stole this from salmon76 last night on the live thread:


4 posted on 10/12/2012 12:13:49 PM PDT by Bush_Democrat ((xDem now) - Breitbart sent me)
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To: Charles Henrickson

In before # 10!!


5 posted on 10/12/2012 12:14:26 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He's loaded for bear. . . .

Which begs the question: anyone seen Vilsack lately?

6 posted on 10/12/2012 12:14:53 PM PDT by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


7 posted on 10/12/2012 12:15:43 PM PDT by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

well if it isn’t lord haw-haw.

looking at young ryan and old biden. it’s like the story of the newly practicing attorney who contacted the old attorney of his client’s opponent in what the young attorney thought was an open and shut case in his favor. the old attorney made much of his vast experience with the law and that he had never heard of any such thing as what this young whippersnapper was talking about. so finally the young attorney told the old one “fine, when we go before the judge, i’ll bring the book of law and you bring your birth certificate.”


8 posted on 10/12/2012 12:15:52 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (let me ABOs run loose, lew (or is that lou?))
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To: Charles Henrickson

well if it isn’t lord haw-haw.

I MEAN BIDEN OF COURSE. NOT YOU PASTOR CHARLES


9 posted on 10/12/2012 12:16:50 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (let me ABOs run loose, lew (or is that lou?))
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To: Charles Henrickson

Notice how unimportant any of the issues are to these clown college cretins!


10 posted on 10/12/2012 12:18:15 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Bush_Democrat; suspects
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11 posted on 10/12/2012 12:18:26 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Smirkin' Joe Crazier"


12 posted on 10/12/2012 12:19:33 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Smirkin’ Joe Crazier” will be a viral meme by Monday...


13 posted on 10/12/2012 12:20:45 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
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14 posted on 10/12/2012 12:23:32 PM PDT by baddog 219
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To: PJ-Comix; All
We will get the DUmmie reaction from their five official debate threads, beginning with this THREAD, "******OFFICIAL BIDEN/RYAN DEBATE THREAD #1******"

Woops! Forgot the linkie! Here it is:

THREAD, "******OFFICIAL BIDEN/RYAN DEBATE THREAD #1******"

15 posted on 10/12/2012 12:24:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Smirkin' Joe Crazier and the Biden Bounce.)
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To: Bush_Democrat

Nice - thanks for sharing...


16 posted on 10/12/2012 12:26:19 PM PDT by GOPJ (You only establish a feel for the line by having crossed it. - - Freeper One Name)
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To: salmon76

Sorry, forgot to ping you when I mentioned you. Unlike Biden, my momma raised me to be polite...


17 posted on 10/12/2012 12:26:26 PM PDT by Bush_Democrat ((xDem now) - Breitbart sent me)
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To: mylife

If you watched CNN, which I have to admit I did.. As Biteme smirked, laughed, interrupted, the needle from Women, and the undecided, dropped like a bomb.. It was a sight to behold.. :)


18 posted on 10/12/2012 12:30:05 PM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He looks like a shark. [He looks like a snark.]

That one hit my funny bone there Charlsie.

19 posted on 10/12/2012 12:35:15 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: carlo3b

I’ll Tell ya Carlo, what Just stunned me was when that ass was grinning while we talked about dead Americans in Libya.


20 posted on 10/12/2012 12:35:59 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson

There must have been a DUmmie at the Au Bon Pain this morning. I overheard her asking people for comments on last night’s debate. The caffeine-deprived clientele insufficiently engaged, she put out her own obeservation: “Did you see our Vice President put that little boy in his place last night?”

Not interested in debate or confrontation at 5:00am, I grabbed my coffee and bagel and headed for the commuter train.


21 posted on 10/12/2012 12:39:02 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: mylife
My buddy texted me this, " Huckabee said God is still in the miracle business because last night He made an ass talk again".

eheheheh!

22 posted on 10/12/2012 12:39:49 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: mylife

23 posted on 10/12/2012 12:41:24 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Christianity, as opposed to whatever it is the Episcopalians are.)
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To: tflabo

LOL!!!


24 posted on 10/12/2012 12:43:14 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: FredZarguna

That is exactly how I felt.


25 posted on 10/12/2012 12:44:14 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; Charles Henrickson

(Moments later:)

"Down goes Crazier! .... DOWN GOES CRAZIER!"

26 posted on 10/12/2012 12:49:59 PM PDT by mikrofon (< /cosell off >)
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To: mikrofon

hey Joe, you know what would be funny? Ha ha ha ha Colon Cancer pfffft.


27 posted on 10/12/2012 12:56:57 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If you consider that Biden is a moron representing a party of morons, it begins to fit together.


28 posted on 10/12/2012 1:31:24 PM PDT by popdonnelly (The first priority is get Obama out of the White House.)
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To: mikrofon

29 posted on 10/12/2012 1:37:48 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; All
He is kicking ass. Love the expressions on his face while Ryan is blathering.

DU poster, you are wrong. Biden looks as if he was constipated on TV.

i think he's laughing too much. people out there may think it's disrespectful. . .

you think, DU poster?? It must be rare there!!

Joe Biden is qualified to be president . . .

[. . . of the Obnoxious Jerks of America Society.]

LOL...funny!!

I'm not a guy but I have a boner right now. . .

You must be a FTM...(but really DU poster, it was TMI!!)

Joe does seem to get so angry all he can do is smile and laugh at him- which is unprofessional and rude

Joe Rude?? nah..I see better debates with a 5 year old!! Ryan won...

30 posted on 10/12/2012 2:30:17 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I hope that is the take away from this for the average viewer.

Sorry DUmmie, but most viewers thought he was a big jerk. I heard several callers to the local talk show in Austin say Joe made up their mind to vote for R/R.

31 posted on 10/12/2012 2:30:40 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Into the top 40 like Kasey Kasem in his walker!


32 posted on 10/12/2012 3:34:23 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: tricky_k_1972; PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; ...
BONUS PARODY PING!

(With a hat-tip to tricky_k_1972, who was looking for a parody to a song I had never heard before.)

JOEY, SMIRKY
Tune: "Joey"

Joey, Smirky,
Don't be so jerky;
Eye-rolls, faces,
You are abrasive.

I know you think you can debate,
And though you think you're really great,
I just sit by and let you
Search for nerves to grate.

And though I used to wonder why--
I thought that maybe you were high--
Now sometimes I think it's
That your brain is fried.

Oh, Joey, if you're smirkin', that is why.

Joey, dummy,
What is so funny?
Does unemployment
Give you enjoyment?

And if you mean to be so rude--
I guess you think you're being shrewd--
But if you think of who viewed,
Well, I guess you may be screwed.

Because it really doesn't work,
The folks are turned off by your smirk;
The people out there don't care
For a stupid jerk.

Oh, Joey, please be smirky all the more!

(Shiny dental break)

And if you mean to be so rude--
I guess you think you're being shrewd--
But if you think of who viewed,
Well, I guess you may be screwed.

Because the people that you irk,
Well, those are votes you shouldn't shirk;
The people out there don't care
For a stupid jerk.

Oh, Joey, please be smirky all the more!

Smirky all the more . . .

Smirky all the more . . .

33 posted on 10/12/2012 4:03:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I still say he looks like “The Grinch.”


34 posted on 10/12/2012 4:23:18 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Joey's In A Dream
35 posted on 10/12/2012 4:31:57 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

It doesn’t really rhyme.. But, it has a ring or truth.. OMG, I don’t want this song rolling around in my head all day.. Oh my.. hehehehe o<}8-)


36 posted on 10/12/2012 4:33:25 PM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: carlo3b; Charles Henrickson
You're a mean one, Crazy Joe.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Crazy Joe.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Crazy Joe.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Crazy Joe.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Crazy Joe.
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Crazy Joe.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Crazy Joe.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Crazy Joe.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote”
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter Crazy Joe
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Crazy Joe

Your soul is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Crazy Joe
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
Crazy Joe!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

37 posted on 10/12/2012 4:43:37 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Very cool! LOL!

Biden was overcoached and underinformed, rude and snippy; and Ryan scored the win by being respectful, knowledgeable and rock-solid! So there is MY analysis. :)

For what it’s worth......


38 posted on 10/12/2012 4:47:01 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: baddog 219

Joe Biden IS Trollface.


39 posted on 10/12/2012 6:54:21 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: GeronL
Notice how unimportant any of the issues are to these clown college cretins!

The issues those dope crazed misfits care most about are first of all removing God, His divinely inspired Word, and His moral laws from their traditional place of honor and respect by the American people, the nonexistent "right" of mothers to murder their unborn babies, the destruction of the divinely established institution of marriage and family by extending it to include so-called "marriage" of perverted Sodomites, and total legalization of any and all mind altering drugs and similar chemicals.

I think that almost all sane, normal, God-fearing, (that would exclude most liberals) men and women would agree that those dregs of humanity should somehow be Constitutionally disenfranchised for the crucial sake of saving the last best hope for mankind (AKA the USA) from eventual wreck and ruin by dope crazed freakazoids and their best buds in the atheist/socialist Democrat party.

The Founding Fathers might disagree with my remarks in re voting rights, but they were not dealing with mind-numbed haters of everything that is good, decent, and beneficial to mankind in today's world.

40 posted on 10/12/2012 9:51:56 PM PDT by epow (Sola scriptura, sola fide, sola gratia, solus Christo, Soli Deo gloria)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If SNL does its job correctly tonight they will have Smirkin’ Joe laughing while hearing a question about Iran getting nuclear weapons.


41 posted on 10/13/2012 5:30:44 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

SNL is full of leftist sympathizers. Now that the race has gotten close, these Obama butt boys won’t do anything to harm his chances.


42 posted on 10/13/2012 5:35:06 AM PDT by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: catfish1957

It will be very difficult to avoid satirizing Biden. I will be recording it and watching with interest. Another idea I have is that they have Ryan vs a set of chattering teeth on the table with a VO of Biden as they chatter. A final idea would be a scene like out of Dr. Strangelove in the War Room and as we get closer to nuclear confrontation, Joe Biden is smiling and laughing uncontrollably as the President talks to the Russian leader on the phone.


43 posted on 10/13/2012 6:28:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

I sure hope that Slow Joe is grilled. But with the momentum of the race clearly on the GOP side, I fully anticipate marching orders toward nothing negative for the dims.


44 posted on 10/13/2012 6:38:01 AM PDT by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: COBOL2Java

“Did you see our Vice President put that little boy in his place last night?”

Little boy? That DUmmie is a racist!


45 posted on 10/15/2012 8:49:04 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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