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Obama Defeat May Lead to Rioting, Emigration
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Oct 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/13/2012 10:51:16 AM PDT by John Semmens

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano warned that “vibes we've been picking up indicate that a defeat for the President in November would ignite a wave of civil strife like we've never seen in this country.”

“The blogosphere and world of twitters is flush with credible threats of violence and mayhem that our Department thinks should be taken very seriously,” the Secretary said.

“Voters can help thwart this threat by ensuring the President's reelection,” Napolitano advised. “Even if voters are dissatisfied with the progress the Administration has made or are attracted to Romney's siren song, they need to ask themselves whether it is worth the risk of being assaulted in the streets or having their homes burned down before they cast a vote against the President.”

A second concern cited by the Secretary was the prospect that “many of our best and brightest would follow through with their promise to leave the country should the President lose the election. This demographic is the foundation stone of the President's plan to transform America. If we lose too many of these people the nation could spiral backwards toward a society where individuals are forced to fend for themselves.”

In related news, the Federal Aviation Administration announced plans to have as many as 30,000 aerial drones patrolling America's airspace by the end of the decade. Napolitano enthusiastically endorsed the plan. “The success the President has had using these types of weapons to neutralize our enemies abroad recommends it for domestic deployment,” she said. “Our porous borders as well as the growing threat of home-grown right-wing terrorism demonstrate the need for the ability to strike closer to home.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/120635-2012-10-12-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-october-14-2012.htm


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: drones; election; obamabots; satire

1 posted on 10/13/2012 10:51:27 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

bring it on..

It is time for a little math lesson- 88% > 12%


2 posted on 10/13/2012 10:54:32 AM PDT by Mr. K ("The only thing the World would hate more than the USA in charge is the USA NOT in charge")
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To: John Semmens
LOL! Instead of chad counting, it appears as though the commie 'RATS are going to go directly to plan B. Scorched earth! If they can't have the taxpayers' checkbooks, nobody can!

I'm never going to get used to this banana republic BS.

3 posted on 10/13/2012 10:56:07 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Sorry Algore. It was attitude, NOT altitude.)
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To: John Semmens
Will The Election Results Cause Massive Riots To Erupt All Over America?
4 posted on 10/13/2012 10:56:22 AM PDT by blam
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To: John Semmens
Incompetano saying that we have to vote for 0bammy or risk his constituents burning down the cities and looting.

BRING IT ON!

5 posted on 10/13/2012 10:57:32 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ("Get that evil, foreign, muslim, usurping, gay bastard out of MY White House!" FUBO!)
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To: John Semmens
Riots? I'm ready.Emigration? Please,God...don't break my heart!
6 posted on 10/13/2012 10:57:55 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Ambassador Stevens Is Dead And The Chevy Volt Is Alive)
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To: Mr. K

There are only 10 types of people in this world...those who understand binary, and those that don’t.


7 posted on 10/13/2012 10:59:05 AM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Mr. K
"It is time for a little math lesson- 88% > 12%"

A lot less than that.

Half the Black male population is in prison at any given time.

8 posted on 10/13/2012 10:59:27 AM PDT by blam
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To: John Semmens

Um.....what’s the downside?


9 posted on 10/13/2012 11:00:48 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: John Semmens

I see you are also profiting from the ammo-rich environment that Bite-Me provided as a followup to Zero’s demonstration of why he is way overrated - probably have to go to a 2nd grade class to be considered the smartest man in the room and then only because someone would consider him a “man”.


10 posted on 10/13/2012 11:05:14 AM PDT by trebb ("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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To: Mr. K

Nothing will happen. they are too lazy and stupid to be self starters. No worries.


11 posted on 10/13/2012 11:10:03 AM PDT by GilGil
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To: John Semmens

Oh no!! I better vote for Obama then (sarcasm). In the famous words of Charlie Sheen: BRING IT.


12 posted on 10/13/2012 11:14:13 AM PDT by Blue Turtle
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To: John Semmens

If they do, give ‘em Semmens’ address. ;>)


13 posted on 10/13/2012 11:15:57 AM PDT by righttackle44
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To: John Semmens

Doh - you got me, again!!


14 posted on 10/13/2012 11:16:48 AM PDT by ImProudToBeAnAmerican (REMEMBER CHIK-FIL-A!)
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To: N. Theknow
"Um.....what’s the downside?"

Seems obvious to me if this is homeland security. They may take it upon themselves to make sure this doesn't happen by any means necessary.

For example: we create a self sharia compliant laws in order to avoid conflict. Such as throwing that Youtube video guy back into jail for upsetting Islam. Or punishing people for walking their dogs in-front of Islamic protests.

When crime gets so high to a point that it is easier to avoid conflict rather then enforce law liberty becomes a dream

15 posted on 10/13/2012 11:18:01 AM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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To: Steve Van Doorn
Good thing this is satire.

But it is getting harder and harder to recognize satire with these fiends running everything.

16 posted on 10/13/2012 11:24:07 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: John Semmens

Just one more reason to get rid of the Marxist Thug occupying the White House.


17 posted on 10/13/2012 11:25:07 AM PDT by TruthFactor (The Death of Nations: Pornography, Homosexuality, Abortion)
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To: John Semmens
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano warned that “vibes we've been picking up indicate that a defeat for the President in November would ignite a wave of civil strife like we've never seen in this country.”

So Nappy, what is your DU screen name? These clowns are not going to get up off of mommy's couch.



I know this is satire but it is likely the truth not yet reported.

18 posted on 10/13/2012 11:31:50 AM PDT by Red Steel
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To: N. Theknow

It may be satire now... but on November 7th? We’ll see.


19 posted on 10/13/2012 11:32:30 AM PDT by oldfart (Obama nation = abomination. Think about it!)
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To: oldfart

It is so hard to know if it is satire or not. That is truly sad folks.


20 posted on 10/13/2012 11:37:12 AM PDT by In God I trust
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To: N. Theknow

oh gee. I thought this was for real


21 posted on 10/13/2012 11:50:49 AM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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To: John Semmens

Slums burn, lefties leave, I can handle it.


22 posted on 10/13/2012 11:58:55 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: John Semmens

The democrats wouldn’t let them leave. They consider them their property.
This whole discussion is started by the democrats to blackmail
people into voting for them.

If republican law makers had more guts they would confront them on this. But we know that won’t happen.


23 posted on 10/13/2012 12:05:59 PM PDT by Morris70
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To: All

Hey, as long as the emigration comes before the rioting, this sounds like win-win.


24 posted on 10/13/2012 12:18:11 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (E pluribus biden)
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To: John Semmens

Oh Boy!!! Kent State on a national scale.


25 posted on 10/13/2012 12:18:20 PM PDT by fish hawk
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To: John Semmens

Just one more reason to get rid of the Marxist Thug occupying the White House.


26 posted on 10/13/2012 12:21:51 PM PDT by TruthFactor (The Death of Nations: Pornography, Homosexuality, Abortion)
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To: John Semmens

“....Napolitano warned that “vibes we’ve been picking up indicate that a defeat for the President in November would ignite a wave of civil strife like we’ve never seen in this country.”

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Napolitano trying to scare the nation into voting for Obama? It is also known as a form of blackmail.

Perhaps riots would be a good thing — it will be an eye-opener showing the nation that we have been living a lie when we say that our strength is in our diversity.

Of course, it is also an eye-opener to our enemies.


27 posted on 10/13/2012 12:27:01 PM PDT by 353FMG (The US Constitution is only as effective as those who enforce it.)
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To: N. Theknow

For some reason David Burge can pull it off. It’s a rare gift.


28 posted on 10/13/2012 12:30:00 PM PDT by UltraV (I use the term Leftist not liberal, because a true liberal would not support government censorship.)
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To: John Semmens

IMO, she can go suck canal water.


29 posted on 10/13/2012 12:32:27 PM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: John Semmens

Too bad this is not a true article, but satire. The left when they threaten to riot, pillage, etc. they seem to forget who it is that has the guns in this country and it aint the liberals.

JUst saying !


30 posted on 10/13/2012 12:38:47 PM PDT by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. Really NOW!!!!)
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To: John Semmens

Jan, babe— it’s just another bump in the road.


31 posted on 10/13/2012 12:39:03 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire.)
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To: John Semmens

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32 posted on 10/13/2012 12:44:56 PM PDT by Post Toasties (Leftists give insanity a bad name. 0bama: Four years of failure and fingerpointing.)
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To: John Semmens

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33 posted on 10/13/2012 12:44:58 PM PDT by Post Toasties (Leftists give insanity a bad name. 0bama: Four years of failure and fingerpointing.)
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To: John Semmens

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34 posted on 10/13/2012 12:44:58 PM PDT by Post Toasties (Leftists give insanity a bad name. 0bama: Four years of failure and fingerpointing.)
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To: John Semmens

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35 posted on 10/13/2012 12:44:58 PM PDT by Post Toasties (Leftists give insanity a bad name. 0bama: Four years of failure and fingerpointing.)
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To: John Semmens

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36 posted on 10/13/2012 12:44:58 PM PDT by Post Toasties (Leftists give insanity a bad name. 0bama: Four years of failure and fingerpointing.)
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To: John Semmens

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37 posted on 10/13/2012 12:45:01 PM PDT by Post Toasties (Leftists give insanity a bad name. 0bama: Four years of failure and fingerpointing.)
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To: Steve Van Doorn

Whenever you see the name John Semmens, it’s satire. The genius of John is that he comes so close to what liberals actually think, it’s not difficult to believe it’s something they actually did say or are about to say. I’m wondering if a few libs read John’s satires and either think those are great ideas or if they get forewarned.


38 posted on 10/13/2012 12:47:08 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: John Semmens

If this is what they have to do to win, they are in a sad state. Threatening riots if Obama loses is really low. What they are hoping for is to pull a little bid of the old ladies vote that hope that voting for Obama will stave off the riots. There will be no riots if Obama loses! Obama, a black man, won 4 years ago. There is no earthly reason to believe that his losing will excite anyone. It’s just another ploy by the Democrats who will try anything, and I mean anything to win. This is the lowest I’ve seen them stoop so far.


39 posted on 10/13/2012 12:48:50 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: John Semmens

Emigration? Dare we hope?


40 posted on 10/13/2012 12:50:19 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: ozzymandus

We simply need to post the perimeter of the slums and santize the whole mess. Those that beget are also the problem.


41 posted on 10/13/2012 2:16:42 PM PDT by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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To: John Semmens

They can riot while emigrating. Is there a good cliff somewhere?

Britain has Dover...


42 posted on 10/13/2012 2:57:45 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

(satire) Thanks John Semmens.


43 posted on 10/13/2012 5:02:07 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: John Semmens

Sainted Lizzie Edwards said much the same thing in ‘04, and it wasn’t satire.

Something along the lines of “There won’t be riots if our guys win”.


44 posted on 10/14/2012 9:31:27 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: GilGil

“Nothing will happen. they are too lazy and stupid to be self starters. No worries.”

You’d be surprised at the burst of energy an otherwise sedentary welfare recipient can have when you throw in the prospect of a free big-screen TV if they are an early-bird to the riots


45 posted on 10/14/2012 9:35:42 AM PDT by RFEngineer
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To: Mr. K

Don’t even pay attention to this crap. Won’t happen!


46 posted on 10/14/2012 9:49:35 AM PDT by GilGil
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To: John Semmens

Ha. Seriously, if there is rioting I predict most of it will be carried out by grubby white Occupier types. Not angry blacks.


47 posted on 10/14/2012 9:58:35 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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