Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Joe Biden channels Sgt Schultz on Libya: "I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!"
one man's opinion...

Posted on 10/13/2012 2:37:31 PM PDT by ken5050

Many FReepers will recall "Hogan's Heroes," the 60's TV comedy set in a German POW camp during WW II. The bumbling, stumbling, fumbling guard, Sgt. Hans Schultz, is the most iconic character from the show, and during the VP debate, Joe Biden obviously channeled Sgt. Schultz in an attempt to distance himself, and Obama, from the fast growing scandal about the utter lack of security at our embassy in Benghazi, which led to the deaths of four Americans.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS:
"The President and I, we were NEVER told about it," Biden vehemently protested to Martha Raddatz.

"I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing," Schultz would bellow to any and all, while looking the other way as Allied POWS plotted and schemed right under his very nose. He would do anything, say anything, avoid having to take blame, and accept responsibility, for all that occurred on his watch.

Schultz carried a rifle, which he never kept loaded, because he was always misplacing it, and the POWS would grab it.

"Give me back my gun, OR I"LL SHOOT!" Schultz would bellow. Which is a rather succinct description of Obama's entire middle east policy.

For those who don't give much credence to the paranormal connection between Biden and Sgt. Schultz, I would point out that Schultz was played by John Banner.

J.B...get it? John Banner/Joe Biden

Note: Hopefully some kind FReepers can attack a few pic, or video clips, of Sgt. Schultz. I've tried, and, alas failed.

1 posted on 10/13/2012 2:37:33 PM PDT by ken5050
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Reaganite Republican; maggief; Lazmataz

FYI..enjoy


2 posted on 10/13/2012 2:38:41 PM PDT by ken5050 (Barack Obama: An empty suit sitting in an empty chair...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ken5050
Photobucket
3 posted on 10/13/2012 2:39:17 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("I Believe In The Law Until It Interferes With Justice")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ken5050
(you mean like this?)


4 posted on 10/13/2012 2:44:22 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: UCANSEE2

It’s a good start, thanks...


5 posted on 10/13/2012 2:46:25 PM PDT by ken5050 (Barack Obama: An empty suit sitting in an empty chair...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: ken5050


6 posted on 10/13/2012 2:49:35 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ken5050

"I'll tell ya who knows nuthin', pal, and that's ME!"

7 posted on 10/13/2012 2:50:29 PM PDT by mikrofon (Dem-Kopf)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ken5050

8 posted on 10/13/2012 2:51:08 PM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: ken5050
Joe Biden's Gaffes Call For A Thorough Neurological Examination ~ Forbes

Henry I. Miller, a physician, and the Robert Wesson Fellow in Scientific Philosophy and Public Policy at Stanford University’s Hoover Institution,ASKS:

Don’t voters have a right to know whether Biden is ill or merely unlikeable, impulsive and prone to deceitfulness?

.

9 posted on 10/13/2012 2:51:44 PM PDT by Elle Bee
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: ken5050
Here's Joe Biden trying to get a date with Sgt. Schultz.


10 posted on 10/13/2012 2:52:25 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: ken5050

11 posted on 10/13/2012 2:52:46 PM PDT by maggief
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ken5050
Here's Joe Biden before he lost some weight.


12 posted on 10/13/2012 2:55:37 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ken5050
Here's Joe Biden at the debate.


13 posted on 10/13/2012 2:57:35 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ken5050
Here's Ed Schultz talking about Biden's performance in the debate.


14 posted on 10/13/2012 3:01:08 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: ken5050
And now for something completely different...


15 posted on 10/13/2012 3:05:22 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: ken5050


16 posted on 10/13/2012 3:10:58 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

Thought it strange that I didn’t see you anywhere in this funny picfest! LOL


17 posted on 10/13/2012 3:32:55 PM PDT by houeto (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: UCANSEE2; Condor51; ken5050; Grampa Dave

"Cripes, I'm in b-i-g trouble. I can't even feel my dam
leg. I shouldn'ta finished off that fifth of Jack Daniels..."

18 posted on 10/13/2012 3:58:43 PM PDT by Liz ("Come quickly, I'm tasting the stars." Dom Perignon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: houeto

19 posted on 10/13/2012 8:08:52 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: Liz
A couple of my Biden faves that I have saved:

They're a bit old, as you can see that 'Plugs' had more hair back then.
But the captions are still 100% spot on.

(I 'borrowed them' when a FReeper posted them on some thread)

20 posted on 10/14/2012 6:59:45 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: Condor51
Heh---you got great pics/captions. Here's one I really love.

"This guy puts one finger on my gonads, he's gonna get slapped silly."

21 posted on 10/14/2012 7:14:41 AM PDT by Liz ("Come quickly, I'm tasting the stars." Dom Perignon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 20 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson