Trending on Twitter: Things better #ThanVoteForObama

Twitter ^ | 10/13/12 | Nachum

[Nachum]

What would you rather than vote for Obama:

Some of what has been posted:

I'd rather watch Michael Moore try on European style bathing suits #ThanVoteForObama

I'd rather walk through #Benghazi in a Big Bird costume #thanvoteforObama"

I'd rather walk through Cairo in an Uncle Sam costume and a Virginia ham tied around my neck #thanvoteforobama

would rather slow dance all night with Debbie Wasserman Schultz #thanvoteforObama

Id make out with Debbie Wasserman Schultz #thanvoteforObama"

I'd rather be stuck in an elevator for 12 hours with Chris Matthews, Joy Behar, Rosanne Barr, Bill Maher and Cher #thanvoteforObama

I'd rather go on a http://match.com date with a guy who refused to show his pic in his profile #thanvoteforObama

I rather take driving lessons from Ted Kennedy #ThanvoteforObama

I'd rather hire Lindsey Lohan as my personal driver #thanvoteforObama

I'd rather give Barney Frank a "digital" exam #thanvoteforobama

I'd rather learn twitter pick up techniques from Anthony Weiner #ThanVoteForObama

I'd rather mud wrestle Rosanne Barr #ThanVoteForObama

I'd rather shave my balls in an earthquake #thanvoteforObama

Would rather pass a kidney stone through my nostrils #ThanVoteForObama

[Nachum]

It has been going on like this for a while. I think FReepers can do better though :)

[South40]

Raymond Gentle ‏@goducksrjg
I would rather go back to when I was 10 and take a shower
with Jerry Sandusky #thanvoteforObama

lol!

[Charles Henrickson]

I’d rather tweet like a twit on a Twitter account, which I don’t have, #ThanVoteForObama.

[Charles Henrickson]

I would rather inject TriMax into the penises of gay porn performers #ThanVoteForObama.

[a fool in paradise]

TriMax, is that used for caulking?

[Linfell]

I’d rather be called a racist #ThanVoteForObama

[Charles Henrickson]

I would rather partner with Honey Boo Boo’s mother on Dancing With The Stars #ThanVoteForObama.

[Jim from C-Town]

TriMax, is that used for caulking?

Well, that’s one way to look at it!

[Slyfox]

I’d rather get knocked comatose in the head by one of Hillary’s ash tray’s #ThanVoteForObama

[Morris70]

Awesome post! Enjoying that twitter feed.
Nice find.

[HeartlandOfAmerica]

I'd rather marry Janet Reno #ThanVoteForObama

Gawd I got a dirty mind. Talk about a lose-lose!

[Panzerlied]

The horror. THE HORROR!

[Crucial]

OK, then I’d rather french kiss Madeline Albright and Helen Thomas than vote for Obama.

[CPOSharky]

I'd rather have my tongue nailed to the floor of a pig sty, than vote for obama.

[La Lydia]

My fave so far from Samuel Rodriquez:
“I would rather be Nancy Pelosi’s mirror #ThanvoteforObama.........oh, I forgot, she has no reflection.”

[La Lydia]

Awesome post Nachum.

[Nachum]

OK, then I’d rather french kiss Madeline Albright and Helen Thomas than vote for Obama.

That's just WRONG. Ewwwww

[mikrofon]

I would rather suffer the end of Romulus a THOUSAND TIMES!
I would rather die IN AGONY #ThanVoteForObama