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Louis Farrakhan Claims His UFO Abductors Were Jewish
The Daily Rash ^ | unknown | Mark Donahue

Posted on 10/15/2012 8:00:16 PM PDT by HollyW

CHICAGO - During a week of reprimanding “white Christians that pray for President Barack Obama to die,” Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan also said he’d been abducted by a spaceship.

On Wednesday, after admonishing “white people that want to assassinate President Barack Obama,” Minister Farrakhan, accompanied by several intimidating black men in suits and sunglasses, traveled in a limousine to Walmart where the group dined on Subway sandwiches and discussed Minister Farrakhan’s Fez hat. After dinner Minister Farrakhan spoke to black Walmart employees about their eventual demise at the hands of white Christians. He let several people touch his Fez hat before he and the intimidating men walked across the street to a 7-Eleven where Minister Farrakhan purchased a Slurpee.

A woman who says she was once a close confidante of Farrakhan’s spoke to the Daily Rash on condition of anonymity.

“I know some folks who saw him get abducted that first time. They said it was a big UFO and it had a lot of lights. Some say it made a loud noise that sounded like a foghorn.”

“But what I’ve heard is… this last time he was abducted the UFO was shaped like a matzo ball.”

(Excerpt) Read more at thedailyrash.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics; UFO's
KEYWORDS: calypsolouie; farrakhan; israel; louisfarrakhan; moosecheesesister; nationofislam; ufos

1 posted on 10/15/2012 8:00:23 PM PDT by HollyW
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2 posted on 10/15/2012 8:06:05 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: HollyW
The “probe” was circumcised?
3 posted on 10/15/2012 8:06:39 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: HollyW
Farrakhan phone home!

Farrakhan phone home!

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4 posted on 10/15/2012 8:10:06 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: HollyW
doesn't look like a matzo ball to me...

5 posted on 10/15/2012 8:10:06 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: HollyW

Was just these aliens. No religion given;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz7sBTHtcLU


6 posted on 10/15/2012 8:10:34 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: HollyW
I have been waiting for this sequel from Mel Brooks, he did mention “Jews in Space” in History of the World part I.
7 posted on 10/15/2012 8:12:13 PM PDT by SledgeCS (I will vote for Obama when he admits that his idea of a transparency means "You cannot see it")
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To: HollyW

How many times does this monkey have to spout this crap before he is charged with inciting to riot?

Or does he have one or more of “Holder’s People” free pass cards.


8 posted on 10/15/2012 8:12:29 PM PDT by Wurlitzer (Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam!)
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To: HollyW

Jew.F.O?

U.F.Oy vey?


9 posted on 10/15/2012 8:13:56 PM PDT by over3Owithabrain
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To: HollyW

10 posted on 10/15/2012 8:18:38 PM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: HollyW
“Minister Farrakhan was probed by a man who resembled Don Rickles”

ROTFL!!


11 posted on 10/15/2012 8:32:42 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Worst. President. Ever.)
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To: HollyW

Belafonte and Calypso Louie. I wonder what it is about bananas that makes those morons crazy.


12 posted on 10/15/2012 8:33:39 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (This is America! Being dead is no excuse not to vote!!!)
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To: HollyW

This raving lunatic makes Jim Jones look normal.


13 posted on 10/15/2012 8:37:50 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: HollyW

“Take me to your rabbi.”


14 posted on 10/15/2012 8:46:25 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: uglybiker

What is the source of that image?


15 posted on 10/15/2012 8:53:45 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

http://users.commspeed.net/guzzi/images/DeathStarofDavid.jpg


16 posted on 10/15/2012 9:04:35 PM PDT by BlueDragon (going to change my name to "Nobody" then run for elective office)
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To: BlueDragon

Oh, I figured that out. I meant, was it from a cartoon, a TV show, or something else.


17 posted on 10/15/2012 9:08:08 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: HollyW

So is he trying to claim that the Pope abducted him?


18 posted on 10/15/2012 9:12:05 PM PDT by rbbeachkid (Get out of its way and small business can fix the economy.)
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To: Army Air Corps
SeaLab 2021 ep 39
19 posted on 10/15/2012 9:21:03 PM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: Army Air Corps

ok. Sorry. Maybe google or something could turn up some clues...


20 posted on 10/15/2012 9:21:31 PM PDT by BlueDragon (going to change my name to "Nobody" then run for elective office)
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To: HollyW

21 posted on 10/15/2012 9:22:31 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: HollyW

this man is a nut case, made famous by the MSM. As nutty as those that killed themselves because of the HallBOP comet or whatever the name of that group of people were named....a cult...If this guy was white, he’d be treated the same.....a cult nutcase belief in flying saucers and the mother ship with the magical number of 19. Yep, he’s smart, lets follow him....PT Barnum said it best, a sucker is born every minute...He had Louis in mind when he said that....


22 posted on 10/15/2012 9:31:24 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: HollyW
Louey F. having flashback dreams of the 70s P-Funk, Dr. Funkenstein.

Hop on Farrakhan's Funkadelic Mothership. Yeeeaah!

23 posted on 10/15/2012 9:34:02 PM PDT by Red Steel
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To: uglybiker

Thanks.


24 posted on 10/15/2012 9:34:33 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: HollyW

This guy thinks people want obama to die? Does he not know Biden would replace him?


25 posted on 10/15/2012 9:38:28 PM PDT by Terry Mross
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To: HollyW

It’s so hard to understand why anyone, ANYONE believes anything this doofus says. It’s stunning.


26 posted on 10/15/2012 10:14:54 PM PDT by EggsAckley ("There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply!")
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To: HollyW

If I read correctly in the past, those intimidating black guys in suits wearing sun glasses, we’re Obama’ body guards of choice in his ‘hood during this presidency.


27 posted on 10/15/2012 10:22:52 PM PDT by FryingPan101 (2016 looms)
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To: HollyW
There are some jobs not even aliens will do.


28 posted on 10/16/2012 12:17:31 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: HollyW
Ray Stevens and I both know that Elvis, not Jews, fly around in UFO’s, poor deluded Louie.
29 posted on 10/16/2012 1:44:09 AM PDT by MrNeutron1962
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To: HollyW

Hey Louis! Did your abduction happen like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSY4fEEg4j0


30 posted on 10/16/2012 11:27:47 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Red Steel

Perhaps with some Sun Ra thrown in.


31 posted on 10/16/2012 12:03:40 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Michael Weaver posted this on Facebook:

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32 posted on 10/19/2012 9:44:11 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks HollyW.
A woman who says she was once a close confidante of Farrakhan's spoke... "I know some folks who saw him get abducted that first time. They said it was a big UFO and it had a lot of lights. Some say it made a loud noise that sounded like a foghorn. But what I've heard is... this last time he was abducted the UFO was shaped like a matzo ball."
[singing, to the tune of the 'Batman' theme] Nut job, yadayadaydayadayada, Nut job, yadayadayadayadayada...


33 posted on 10/19/2012 9:44:45 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: HollyW; Chode
I'm with Chode on this one. Farrakhan has been watching too much Mel Brooks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

34 posted on 10/21/2012 12:46:57 AM PDT by rmlew ("Mosques are our barracks, minarets our bayonets, domes our helmets, the believers our soldiers.")
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To: rmlew
that's it...
35 posted on 10/21/2012 6:50:04 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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