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DUmmie FUnnies 10-16-12 (KOmmies Depressed by Own Poll)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 16, 2012 | KOmmies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/16/2012 2:37:15 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Well, the reactions to the polls in DUmmieland are happening EXACTLY as predicted. Weeks ago the DUmmies were doing victory dances in the end zone over the early poll results showing Obama as the clear winner. Of course, those polls bore NO relation to reality and it was predicted that as we get closer to the election, the poll numbers will be forced to more accurately reflect reality. Now the tone in DUmmieland is much different: ANGER at the polls and the DUmmies now questioning their accuracy. However, there is one BIG problem. A KOmmie poll released today shows Romney SURGING past Obama as you can see in this KOmmie thread, Daily Kos/SEIU State of the Nation poll: Romney's best numbers of the week. Since the KOmmies can't attack the veracity of their own poll their reaction is one of depression. DEEEEEEP depression. So let us now watch the KOmmies mourn their own poll results in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, giving a shoutout to the Prozac-based community, is in the [barackets]:

Daily Kos/SEIU State of the Nation poll: Romney's best numbers of the week

[Gee! What happened to that Smilin' Joe bounce?]

The candidates for President are Democrat Barack Obama and Republican Mitt Romney. If the election was today, who would you vote for?

Obama 46 (47)
Romney 50 (49)

[LOUSY RIGHTWING POLL! Ooops! That's our own poll results.]

At a time when other polls are moving back in the president's direction, our own weekly poll by Public Policy Polling saw the opposite—a two-point Romney gain. Per day:

Friday (38%) Obama 47, Romney 49
Saturday (39%) Obama 49, Romney 47
Sunday (24%) Obama 43, Romney 55

[I wanna make a reservation on the Heaven's Gate mother ship!]

That Sunday sample, about a quarter of the total, was entirely responsible for Romney's favorable numbers. That's why the good pollsters collect data over multiple days, to smooth out such irregularities. And at 400 respondents (or so), Sunday had a single-day MoE of 4.9 percent. Lots of polls float around with worse. On the other hand, Saturday's sample MoE was 3.92 percent, while Friday's was 3.97 percent. And with no external news even suggesting the big Sunday collapse, it certainly smells like an outlier.

[It took a few days to realize just what a shmuck Smirkin' Joe was.]

Moving on:

Swing state Obama 47, Romney 50
Blue state Obama 52, Romney 45
Red State Obama 40, Romney 56

[May I borrow your L-pill? I'll give it right back.]

Two weeks ago, it was Obama leading Romney 50-46 in the Swing states. But he was also winning Blue states by 56-37, and losing Red states by just 41-52. Actually, the change in Red states is smaller (-5) compared to Blue states (-12) and Swing states (-7).

Finally, a demographic note—in this poll, 44 percent of respondents were conservative, compared to 16 percent who were liberal. In 2008, 34 percent were conservative, and 22 percent were liberal. Now this could point to a bad sample, or it could point to depressed enthusiasm among our base. Let's really hope it's the former.

[But it will probably be the latter. Now on to the depressed KOmmie reaction...]

This is beginning to look like 2004. A razor thin margin for the Republicans.

[As razor thin as 1980.]

The Republican Party is now the sworn enemy of the United States of America.

[You can carry that inscription with you to your Walmart Detention Center in November.]

You should unskew this poll.

[How about if we undo reality?]

Obama comes in, saves the economy, ends Iraq, gets bin Laden, and this is the thankd he gets? All I know is if he loses, I am becoming a low info voter. Just headlines.

[Yeah, the economy is doing just great and don't you love how the completely defeated Al Qaeda made barely an impression in Benghazi?]

I believe the 2012 electorate will be more like 2008 than 2010.

I also believe that polls of RV are more accurate than polls of LV.

[I BEEEEEEEEELIIEEEEEVE!!!]

Obama has a chance to get women back nationally

[The ones that Smirkin' Joe lost?]

Obama's trump card this entire election has been his favorability edge over Romney. The first debate all but ended that. I think it is going to be very difficult for Obama and his team to repaint Romney as the out-of-touch plutocrat that they had created prior to that first debate. Voters are now willing to give Romney the benefit of the doubt, and they're still unhappy about the economy

[A mint flavored L-pill is in the mail.]

As I said somewhere else, an entire Summer worth of work was just thrown in the trash. Mainly because the president didn't repeat any of the things we've been running against Romney all year long.

[But wasn't that visit to Hoover dam worth it all?]

I said it debate night and I'll repeat it again: The candidate caused this mess and only the candidate can fix it. I don't care how much folks here think double phonebanking is going to make people not believe what they see and hear with their own eyes. Only Obama can convince his people.

[Not if it interferes with his golf game.]

Contrary to the idea that Obama never makes any political mistakes, he makes quite a lot. I really don't think he's the masterful politician a lot of people make him out to be. And right now I'm not even sure he wants to be reelected. We'll see tonight, but if it's another phoned in performance, then that will convince me that he doesn't.

[HERETIC!!! You dare to question the infallibility of the Lightworker?]

I've been thinking the same lately, that, contrary to his supporters' desires, President Obama really doesn't want a second term. I don't blame him -- given his record thus far, his legacy can only get worse in a second term.

[Your Kewpie doll has already been shipped.]

He's not enjoying being president. He probably wants out. But I think his visceral dislike for Mitt Romney probably animates him more than his lack of joy at being president.

[Obama hates the thought of Romney wearing an Air Force One windbreaker.]

Hopefully NOW people understand those of us who were REALLY upset with Obama after the first debate. All that money and all that work down the shitter because the President was poorly prepared for the most important night of this campaign.

[But the Hoover dam sidetrip was definitely worth it.]

bama not the best man for this job, unfortunately

[Congratulations! It took you only 4 years to figure that out.]

American Leftists, "To Weird to Live, to Rare to Die."

["Too DUmb to Spell."]

Are we looking at a collapse of Obama's numbers? I ask, particularly, because of the PPP swing state numbers and the tightening in places like PA. Today's Quinnipiac in PA has Obama +4. Their last poll there had him +12. I'll be honest, this stuff is starting to turn my stomach.

[Take two Tum's and an L-pill in the morning.]

This up and down feeling is truly to affect me.... I try to stay positive, but....:o(

[But the Heaven's Gate Mother Ship is being held in reserve.]

Momentum not on our side. Barring a major Romney mistake, Romney more likely to become president. 1980 again?

[Hello, is this the Heaven's Gate Mothership? Could you beam me up now and spare me the agony?]

The President has to knock out Romney tonight It cannot be a draw. And the President has to do it and personalize. What has bothered me since the first debate is how quickly the President's lead evaproated. What it told me was his support had always been thin and people WANTED to vote against him.

[Don't worry. The Bamster will put his impressive people skills into play tonight.]

I don't know how to BE right now facing the increasingly real possibilty that our country, and the world, as acramer says, will be headed into a Dark Ages or worse.

[No. You'll be headed to the Walmart Detention Center.]

It doesn't make sense that one event could make such a difference. Then again, we heard it said over and over again that no incumbent whose ahead before the debate has lost an election because of that debate. And yet, here we are.......worried that Obama will lose the election. Sorry but its not adding up.

[Oh, it's adding up. Mitt was the Toto who pulled back the curtain in the first debate to reveal that the Might Ozbama was just an inept shmoe.]

I don't know if I can take this anymore. If Romney is elected, don't put your money in a bank.

[Invest in a one-way ticket to Pyongyang.]

Would be very interested in the timing of when people were polled Sunday. After church?

[Yup! They were polled the very moment they left St. Matthew's Church in Bonne Terre.]

But I think everybody but Obama has been giving 110%. Now it's time for him to step up.

[And give his full 1%.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: kommiepoll; kommies
Now wondering which Obama shows up at the debate tonight.
1 posted on 10/16/2012 2:37:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP!


2 posted on 10/16/2012 2:38:39 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.)
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP !


3 posted on 10/16/2012 2:39:08 PM PDT by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 10/16/2012 2:40:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

In.


5 posted on 10/16/2012 2:41:05 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi)
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To: PJ-Comix
Polls are a religion to Dems.
6 posted on 10/16/2012 2:43:02 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I love this statement “What has bothered me since the first debate is how quickly the President’s lead evaproated. What it told me was his support had always been thin and people WANTED to vote against him”


7 posted on 10/16/2012 2:46:16 PM PDT by MNDude (OWS Movement RIP)
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To: PJ-Comix

Many surprisingly rational comments.


8 posted on 10/16/2012 2:47:52 PM PDT by karnage
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?


9 posted on 10/16/2012 2:53:17 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: PJ-Comix

Let not their little pea-pickin’ hearts be troubled, I have it on good authority that Barack Obama has already been declared the winner of tonight’s debate.


10 posted on 10/16/2012 2:58:16 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: PJ-Comix


11 posted on 10/16/2012 3:00:36 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: PJ-Comix

Do you think Obama goes full Biden tonight??


12 posted on 10/16/2012 3:06:14 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Don’t worry, dear DUmmies! I have it on good authority that Obama is thisclose to locking down California and Massachusetts. :D (he’s only $10 away!!!) lol


13 posted on 10/16/2012 3:08:48 PM PDT by TheBigB (Chris Matthews would scream racism at a bowl of Cheerios.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I don’t care who you are, this comment is hilarious on so many levels:

>>In the reality based community you don’t throw out data samples because you don’t like what they tell you.

by Wham Bam on Tue Oct 16, 2012 at 11:51:56 AM PDT<<


14 posted on 10/16/2012 3:11:26 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: freedumb2003

That was the most twisted South Park episode ever....

Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!

They are really starting to panic aren’t they.


15 posted on 10/16/2012 3:11:39 PM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: MNDude

That one threw me for a loop. I figured this person was probably speaking of him/herself.


16 posted on 10/16/2012 3:14:07 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama comes in, saves the economy, ends Iraq, gets bin Laden, and this is the thankd he gets? All I know is if he loses, I am becoming a low info voter. Just headlines.

Hate to tell you this, but judging by your comment, you already ARE a "low info voter".

17 posted on 10/16/2012 3:29:12 PM PDT by Purrcival (Herman Cain 2012 (*sigh*))
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To: MNDude

Funny indeed.

DUmmie meet Reality.


18 posted on 10/16/2012 3:32:45 PM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: PJ-Comix
OMG!! THAT WAS HILIRIOUS!! I couldn't stop laughing...tears running down my face especially with this goody...

I don't know how to BE right now facing the increasingly real possibilty that our country, and the world, as acramer says, will be headed into a Dark Ages or worse.

[No. You'll be headed to the Walmart Detention Center.]

I just hope we ain't the ones crying after the debate tonight....GO ROMNEY KICK SOME OREO butt tonight!!

19 posted on 10/16/2012 3:34:45 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: GeronL
Do you think Obama goes full Biden tonight?

Don't make go all Biden on yo' butt...

20 posted on 10/16/2012 3:36:37 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: PJ-Comix
Now wondering which Obama shows up at the debate tonight.

Didja ever notice we never wonder which Republican is going to show up? I keep hearing that (which one will show up?) about Obama, and heard it about Kerry, and Gore, and Clinton...etc.

21 posted on 10/16/2012 3:38:50 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I think DUmmyland is going to be a bonanza for DUmmie FUnnies after November 6th.

They may even shutdown their public Internet viewing like they did back in 2002 to commiserate together in their depressions.

22 posted on 10/16/2012 4:01:19 PM PDT by Red Steel
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

It’s a doggone shame when their own “god” repudiates them... ;-)


23 posted on 10/16/2012 4:03:57 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix
This up and down feeling is truly to affect me.... I try to stay positive, but....:o(

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24 posted on 10/16/2012 4:12:06 PM PDT by mikrofon (KOS-eyed)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Because lefties have nothing of value to offer the real world except theatrics and BS.


25 posted on 10/16/2012 4:36:19 PM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow (Heisenberg / Pinkman 2012!)
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To: PJ-Comix
All I know is if he loses, I am becoming a low info voter.

With an obamaphone. And bad teeth...


26 posted on 10/16/2012 4:46:38 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Good stuff! I have been encouraging all my democrat friends everywhere to vote on November 7th. :)

I wonder if they even get the joke. Except maybe it isn’t a joke....... heh-heh!


27 posted on 10/16/2012 5:45:44 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: PJ-Comix
He's not enjoying being president.

I disagree. He loves being President, with all of the perks and adulation, but he doesn't want to do the work, and perhaps more to the point, responsibility, associated with the job.

28 posted on 10/17/2012 4:52:32 AM PDT by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: PJ-Comix
The President has to knock out Romney tonight It cannot be a draw. And the President has to do it and personalize. What has bothered me since the first debate is how quickly the President's lead evaproated. What it told me was his support had always been thin and people WANTED to vote against him.

[Don't worry. The Bamster will put his impressive people skills into play tonight.]

0 bummer did not deliver a knockout punch last night. I had to work last night but listened to the debate on the radio. The local AM talk show is talking about the debate this morning, and all the 0 bummer supporters who have their mouth glued to the gov's tit are calling in whining about the bad treatment the golfer in chief is getting.

29 posted on 10/17/2012 5:34:36 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Obama comes in, saves the economy,”

Yep, and lifeguards are trained to save drowning people by throwing them a cynder block!


30 posted on 10/17/2012 7:31:32 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix

” If Romney is elected, don’t put your money in a bank.”

DUmmies truly live in bizarro world. It is rather astounding.....but not unexpected.


31 posted on 10/17/2012 7:40:41 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: COBOL2Java

“With an obamaphone. And bad teeth...”

Don’t forget that they would also get fooL stamps!


32 posted on 10/17/2012 7:48:02 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If Romney is elected, don't put your money in a bank.

A Kommie with money? This must be a hypothetical or a lousy Freeper troll.

33 posted on 10/17/2012 4:56:40 PM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: Arrowhead1952; Charles Henrickson; bcsco

Hmmmm... This is interesting. I checked DUmmieland, KOmmieland, and the HUffies for any reaction to the strong surge for Romney in the Gallup poll since he is now ahead of the Bamster 52 to 45. NOTHING. Could it be they just can’t face the hard cruel facts of this campaign. They can run but they can hide. When the dam finally breaks it will be an INCREDIBLE sight. Mourning in America.


34 posted on 10/18/2012 12:34:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix; Arrowhead1952; Charles Henrickson
POLLS: Romney takes first lead in electoral college...

Breaking Tweet: PA Poll: Romney 49 Obama 45

Polls: Romney grabs leads in Ohio and Colorado

The Tennessean Breaks with Obama, Endorses Romney

I would say they have a lot to cry about right now. Monday's debate may not have any meaning for the election at all. After all, It's during Monday Night Football. How many people will be watching? Most of America has already made up their minds. What's the sense of listening to another MSM biased debate?

35 posted on 10/18/2012 2:09:23 PM PDT by bcsco (Bourbon gets better with age...I age better with Bourbon.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I am sending the big L signal up into the clouds to get the attention of the mighty Luther-Man. How about a parody song to the tune of MY FAVORITE THINGS with lyrics like:

Big Birds and Binders
These are some of my Favorite Things!

36 posted on 10/18/2012 3:00:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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