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DUmmie FUnnies 10-18-12 (Obama Campaign Theme Song)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 18, 2012 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/18/2012 2:30:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Soooooo... What costume will you be wearing at the Million Puppet March in Washington on Nov. 3? I mean this is THE march of our generation and one does want to wear the proper attire. Personally I am torn between wearing a Big Bird costume or appearing as a Temporary SockPuppet. Since maybe half of the marchers will be appearing as Big Bird perhaps the Temporary SockPuppet would be the way to go although I worry that a certain faux bouncer from Boston might show up in that costume. Perhaps appearing as a Binder would be the way to go but, again, I worry that others will also wear the same outfit so maybe the way to go is by appearing in something totally unexpected like a Breakfast Burrito costume.

Anyway, with the Big Bird issue being hyped by the Obama supporters, here is the perfect SONG for that campaign. Its both catchy and simple. Very simple like the rest of the Obama campaign issues. Listen and enjoy!

BTW, I was seeing if I could DUFU the DUmmies reacting to the latest Gallup poll but they are currently avoiding that very painful topic. Instead they are obsessing on Big Bird and Binders. See you at the Million Puppet March, DUmmies!!!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bigbird; dummies
When PAINFUL reality finally kicks in for the DUmmies soon, that's when they will be at their FUnniest. I am predicting that we will soon see the DUmmies at their comedic best when it becomes Mourning In America for them. Right now they are pretending not to notice the Grim Reaper. They know what's in store for them but they just can't bear to face it...por ahora.
1 posted on 10/18/2012 2:30:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 10/18/2012 2:32:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Love it!


3 posted on 10/18/2012 2:34:28 PM PDT by MarineMom613 (RIP Sandra Sue, my fur baby 12/31/1999 ~ 7/2/2010 - See you on the other side!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I was thinking the theme song to Gilligan’s Island


4 posted on 10/18/2012 2:36:48 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

I am going to ware a costume of an Old Angry Man with Broken Glass on my KNees and a tag that says JUST VOTED..


5 posted on 10/18/2012 2:36:57 PM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: carlo3b
Thank you for remembering.

I wasn't so old when I coined that phrase.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

6 posted on 10/18/2012 2:41:10 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: MarineMom613

Nov. 3. Washington Mall. The biggest collection of NERDS ever in one place.


7 posted on 10/18/2012 2:41:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
From an audio clip I just heard today:

AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG


8 posted on 10/18/2012 2:41:12 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Ambassador Stevens Is Dead And The Chevy Volt Is Alive)
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To: PJ-Comix

Maybe a Peter Griffin outfit? Then start a Flash Mob to disturb the March and do a mass Surfing Bird song?? LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184&NR=1&feature=endscreen


9 posted on 10/18/2012 2:42:51 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: PJ-Comix
They actually believe that their Million Puppet March:

(1) is wickedly clever

(2) will be devastating to the Romney campaign

(3) will change someone's vote

People will actually spend time and money attending this nonevent.

10 posted on 10/18/2012 2:43:14 PM PDT by wideawake
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To: PJ-Comix

The other Obama endorser: Texe Marrs.

http://www.powerofprophecy.com/


11 posted on 10/18/2012 2:44:42 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: wideawake

My God it's full of binders!

12 posted on 10/18/2012 2:47:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Speaking of binders, check this out: Go to Amazon’s website and put the word ‘binder’ in the search box. Click on any of the items returned, and look at the comments. It’s full of stuff like this:

“I ordered one of your binders and had it shipped to me overnight. Imagine my disappointment when I opened it, and didn’t find any women inside. I distinctly remember hearing that there were binders full of women somewhere. How can I get one of these?”

Hundreds of these comments are posted, people are having a field day making jokes out of it. And the media continues to push that meme as bad for Romney. What idiots!


13 posted on 10/18/2012 3:00:56 PM PDT by Bush_Democrat ((xDem now) - Breitbart sent me)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I am sending the big L signal up into the clouds to get the attention of the mighty Luther-Man. How about a parody song to the tune of MY FAVORITE THINGS with lyrics like:

Big Birds and Binders
These are some of my Favorite Things!

14 posted on 10/18/2012 3:03:38 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hope you do one right after the election to see the meltdown!


15 posted on 10/18/2012 3:05:30 PM PDT by rurgan (Sunset all laws at 4 years.China is destroying U.S. ability to manufacture,makes everything)
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To: PJ-Comix
WOW! I like that one. Here's the original: Here's another:
16 posted on 10/18/2012 3:38:41 PM PDT by Fiji Hill (Deo Vindice!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Nope, the perfect song is...

“Hit The Road Barrack!”
(and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rEsVp5tiDQ
Ray Charles - Hit The Road Jack (Original)

(and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)


17 posted on 10/18/2012 3:45:46 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: Fiji Hill
Even funnier, here is a VIDEO of Steve Ward singing "Bird Is The Word." I thought it was a black guy singing it but the singer is possibly the whitest guy I've ever seen.
18 posted on 10/18/2012 4:00:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Hardraade

But what does Tixe Ylno have to say?


19 posted on 10/18/2012 4:10:59 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Maybe he was a neutrino for most of the jump.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Who’s the leader of the club
That’s made for you and meee?

B-a-r-a-c-k O-b-a-m-a!!


20 posted on 10/18/2012 4:51:13 PM PDT by prairiebreeze (Don't be afraid to see what you see. -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: PJ-Comix
Photobucket

Charles NoBrickashaw "Big Bird" Coburn today won a temporary injunction against a microsite promising a hugh "October Surprise." "I got your "huge October Surprise" right here, beyotches," the popular puppet character raged outside the courthouse, following his successful motion to quash.

Most American children know him as "Big Bird." Thankfully, very few are aware that was also the nom de plume that Charles Nobrickashaw "Big Bird" Coburn used during a brief stint as a porn star in New York City in the mid-1960's before his breakthrough role in the off color, off-Broadway musical production of Three Lays of the Condor got him an audition for a role on Sesame Street in 1969.

The proceedings were briefly halted this afternoon when the judge ordered a temporary recess while the litigant's attorney went searching for pants. "Yer Judgeship, I aint wore pants anywhere, anytime since 1958. Come to think of it, that was in court, too." Mr. Bird objected to the catcalls and raucous hoots from the assembled crowd, many of whom grew up with the lovable character, never suspecting his shadier past.

[TSG, with additional material reprinted copyright The New York Post.]

21 posted on 10/18/2012 4:54:34 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Maybe he was a neutrino for most of the jump.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I was thinking more “war on women”... like a full body condom... or a giant vig hina.


22 posted on 10/18/2012 5:12:24 PM PDT by lwd
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m going as a meat Popsicle.


23 posted on 10/18/2012 6:22:16 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I thought the 0dinga Theme Song came courtesy of those two Chinese chicks - “Magic Bus”?


24 posted on 10/18/2012 6:27:31 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: FredZarguna

Ylno, the criminal mastermind failure, is said to have disappeared from public sight. After which he picked up a job training Obama.


25 posted on 10/18/2012 10:22:26 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: Hardraade

A very inside reference. Glad to see somebody else picked it up.


26 posted on 10/18/2012 10:57:09 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Maybe he was a neutrino for most of the jump.)
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To: PJ-Comix
...so maybe the way to go is by appearing in something totally unexpected...


27 posted on 10/19/2012 4:02:45 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: PJ-Comix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ewZcj1pvrA


28 posted on 10/19/2012 4:05:28 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Bush_Democrat

29 posted on 10/19/2012 8:30:24 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: PJ-Comix

:: appearing as a Temporary SockPuppet ::

Two things that might cause you to think about this option:

1. Everyone will realize you are, ultimately, a vagina (”9U$$Y”) anyway; like WRP; and,

2. Someone may accuse you having molested students of a certain Northeastern prep school.

Lose - lose, PJ! Avoid the puppet.


30 posted on 10/19/2012 9:31:28 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix; All
P.J. (et alia):

We know that Barack Obama fancies himself to be (among other things) the second coming of Al Green.

However, Gloria Allred's "October Surprise" is that that the President was holding tryouts for his post-Presidential singing group, "Barack Obama and the Voting Vaginas," at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte:


31 posted on 10/21/2012 1:57:34 PM PDT by ShorelineMike (Constituo, ergo sum.)
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