[Gaffer]

If that SOB wins again, Ima convert my 401K before December 31 and hide it in Simmons National Bank and Trust (Simmons mattress company, that is).

[Roccus]

If that SOB wins again, Ima convert my 401K before December 31 and hide it in Simmons National Bank and Trust

With the new $100 bills coming out next year, you might have a problem.

[RipSawyer]

Better convert it to precious metals like brass and lead and put it in the Dirt Bank and Trust.