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DUmmie FUnnies 10-19-12 (DUmmies double down on the hate, sing "Arab Springtime for Egypt")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 19, 2012 | DUmmie jsmirman, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/19/2012 5:16:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

DUmmieland is a hate site. We've said that all along, through these eight years we've been tracking the DUmmies. But their vile vituperation, their vicious, virulent, violent rhetoric, becomes all the more evident when things are looking grim for their side. Such as now. President Obama is leading from behind in the polls (great line, btw, Mitt!). Smirkin' Joe Crazier gave a Biden Bounce . . . to Romney/Ryan. And the best the Democrats can come up with is . . . Big Bird and binders full of women?? Not optimal.

Desperate DUmmies are hate-filled DUmmies (not that that is much different from their normal mood). Witness the hate on display in this THREAD by DUmmie jsmirman, "Please, for the Love of God and all us children - Please Mr. President, Shoot to Kill Monday Night."

So let us now venture into the Land of Loathing, aka DUmmieland, where the comments are in Rant-and-Rage Red, while the cool, calm, and collected commentary of your humble guest correspondent Charles Henrickson, wearing Redbird Red tonight here in St. Louis, is in the [brackets]:

Please, for the Love of God and all us children - Please Mr. President, Shoot to Kill Monday Night

[DUmmie jsmirman invokes "the love of God" in his request to the President to "shoot to kill" Mr. Romney. Nice.]

I just want to hear that our President is:

A) Doubling down on debate practice and priming this final kill shot to polish off this clown once and for all . . .

[I'm sure Our President is clinging to his gun even as we speak.]

B) Doubling down on the hate - You hate this f***ing liar, Mr. President, don't go forgetting that.

[Nasty, tricksy Romneyses! We hates them!]

This @$$hole stood up there, even in debate #2, and said he didn't believe in employers telling employees they couldn't have contraceptives covered under their health insurance, when THAT IS NOT HIS F***ING POSITION.

[Memo to DUmmie jsmirman: When dealing with this topic, you may want to avoid talking about someone's "f***ing position."]

Obama let his hate and his annoyance with Romney go on Tuesday night, and he did it in his uniquely Obama way where it didn't even come off as dickish.

[Now, however, DUmmie jsmirman WANTS Obama to get all dickish on his ass.]

C) Hold him down for his incoherent, embarrassing, Bush-adviser dominated backward-looking bullsh*t mess of anything resembling a foreign policy.

[Ha! I KNEW Bush had something to do with this!]

Mostly, what I am saying is F*** HIM UP.

[Such elegance of eloquence!]

This is foot on the throat, no this guy is not getting back up again, time to PUT IT ON HIM time.

[Step on it!]

Dear Lord, let our President not go back to being the nice guy he naturally is. Keep him nice, but keep him in touch with his inner dick.

[Somehow I'm not sure that this is a prayer our dear Lord finds pleasing. But that's me.]

What is the exact format, and what can people tell me about what to expect . . . on Monday night?

[The format is the standard "Democrat and moderator gang up on, interrupt, and short-change the Republican" format we've grown so used to. And we can expect it will work about as well as the other debates this month, which is, it won't work. Obama's abysmal record is a stubborn thing.]

It just scares the crap out of me to hear people say, oh, right, the Foreign Policy debate, well that one's going to be a slam dunk for the President. . . .

[Especially because, instead of a slam dunk, it's more likely to be an air ball.]

That is a very successful and tried and true method for victory in sports. The great ones always get laser-focused when the chance to put the game away presents itself. In my time, and on my level, I was vicious in those spots.

[In other words, jsmirman, you were an uncoordinated klutz and fouled out.]

Kick this @$$hole off the cliff.

[So Our President can have the opportunity to drive us off the fiscal cliff.]

[The Peace, Love, and Tolerance Community now responds . . .]

Good rant.

[Needs more uncontrollable rage, though.]

I agree. Stomp on it.

[jsmirman gets the DUmmieland Stomp of Approval.]

Obama, Biden, and SOS Clinton have done an amazing job at rebuilding the US' reputation in the rest of the world.

[That worked so well at our embassies in Cairo and Benghazi, didn't it?]

Now, they're going to claim fires all over the Middle East is the failure of the Obama foreign policy - what's everyone's best answer on that?

[Just . . . SING . . .]

ARAB SPRINGTIME FOR EGYPT
Tune: "Springtime for Hitler"

Terrorists were having trouble
What a sad, sad error
Needed an enabler
To restore their reign of terror

Where oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around
And then we found
Obama wants us free

It's Arab . . .
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
The Brotherhood is happy and gay
We did our big Benghazi job
We're glad, glad as a Nazi mob

Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Winter for Christians and Jews
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Come on, Muslims, get over your blues . . .

Mobs are now a Cairo factor
Copts will need a chiropractor . . .

Don't be stupid, don't you be odd
Come and join the Muslim jihad . . .

It's Arab . . .
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Burkas will work as a rule
Bombs blowing up a crowd again
Jihad is proud and loud again

Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Springing up riots galore
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Means that soon we'll be blowin'
We've got to be blowin'
You know we'll be blowing up more!

I went ahead and wrote The President's opening statement. . . . There is an old Celtic Proverb that states: Never give a sword to a man who can't dance. Now, I don't know Mr. Romney well personally, and have not spent any time with him privately. But from what I have seen PUBLICLY, based on that ancient logic, I would not trust my opponent with a Pop-Gun, let alone command of the most effective (War)Ship of State the Earth has known since at least the time of Genghis Khan.

[Look what happened when we gave the pop-gun to Chimpus Khan!]

Governor Romney, the floor is yours.

[President Obama, Benghazi is yours.]

I'm looking for a knockout in the first round on Monday night!

[BO with the KO! You know, for a wimpy bunch of wusses, these guys sure like their violent imagery!]

Really not a good metaphor in national politics. Remembr Palin gunsights metaphor & Gabby Giffords.

[Yeah, I remember how you guys wrongly blamed Palin for the actions of a crazed lefty loon. But if your point is pointing out the HYPOCRISY of the Left displayed on this thread. . . .]

Please reconsider this type of rhetoric. IMHO, language like "shoot to kill" should not be used. . . .

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

We should not be hypocrites.

[DUmmie Odin2005, a Kewpie Doll with you, sir!]

They need to fine tune/recalibrate Benghazi.

[The Muslim Butcherhood wants to recaliphate Benghazi.]

Romney is ruthless.

[Obama is truthless.]

Time for the Five Finger Death Punch

[More likely Obama the weasel would just give him the One Finger Salute.]

Curb stomp the slimy SOB, Mr President. Twice or three times. Throw him into the dustbin of history and dump a ton of moldy vegetables on him. End this silly fker's despoiling of the political landscape once and for all.

[Rage! Hate! Violence! That's the spirit, DUmmieland!]

Are the polls showing any bounce from debate 2?

[Binders full of ROMNEY bounce!]

Obama needs to be as tough on any of this nonsense as Biden was with Ryan, although he doesn't need to borrow Joe's laughing jags.

[Oh, why not? Barry needs to go up and SLUG Romney and then LAUGH over his fallen ass, like Clay taunting Liston! We haters gotta hate!]

[BTW, after having this thread up all day, DUmmie jsmirman FINALLY edited out the "shoot to kill" language. But it was there all day, and jsmirman only yielded after several complaints. He actually LIKED the imagery. But don't worry, jsmirman, we'll keep a record of it here for you! Hee! Hee!]


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Hypocrisy, thy name is DUmmie!
1 posted on 10/19/2012 5:17:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

Aint that FLAVegan on the pic?

What a piece of work LOL


2 posted on 10/19/2012 5:19:23 PM PDT by mylife (If Obama is all "bound up" maybe he needs some Mittamucil)
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To: Charles Henrickson

DU used to be blocked as a hate speech site at work.
Now I can watch the ants on my break.


3 posted on 10/19/2012 5:21:16 PM PDT by mylife (If Obama is all "bound up" maybe he needs some Mittamucil)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PINGTIME FOR FREEPERS!


4 posted on 10/19/2012 5:21:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but The Party of Love sure uses the f*** a lot.


5 posted on 10/19/2012 5:22:00 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Ambassador Stevens Is Dead And The Chevy Volt Is Alive)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Sorry...”uses the word”


6 posted on 10/19/2012 5:23:02 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Ambassador Stevens Is Dead And The Chevy Volt Is Alive)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Was it something we said?! ;-)


7 posted on 10/19/2012 5:29:57 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Tora Tora Tora The Zero is goin down.

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8 posted on 10/19/2012 5:30:01 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I don't go to DU all the time, but this one is a true autistic fantasy. These idiot children have become untethered completely from reality.
9 posted on 10/19/2012 5:30:23 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: cripplecreek

Great pic, but it would be better if it was an actual Zero.


10 posted on 10/19/2012 5:34:34 PM PDT by mylife (If Obama is all "bound up" maybe he needs some Mittamucil)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Dear Lord, let our President not go back to being the nice guy he naturally is."

Now they're "praying" to Him, in which they do not believe exists?

Loonies...the whole lot of them.

11 posted on 10/19/2012 5:34:56 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Right now the DUmmies are praying for an October Surprise salvation from Gloria Allred. Too bad for her that the surprise has already been spoiled by a Matt Drudge tweet giving us the heads up on this. Apparently Romney as a Mormon Bishop advised a fellow Mormon to (GASP!) NOT have an abortion. That’s it, Gloria? Lame, very lame. And how can it be a “surprise” when it we already know about it in advance?


12 posted on 10/19/2012 5:35:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Actually, I think it’s good the people at the far left end of the IQ bell curve have their own web site: they don’t have to feel quite so isolated, and can express themselves in foul terms to their hearts’ content. They’re people, too, after all.


13 posted on 10/19/2012 5:37:01 PM PDT by Standing Wolf
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To: Charles Henrickson
That is a very successful and tried and true method for victory in sports. The great ones always get laser-focused when the chance to put the game away presents itself. In my time, and on my level, I was vicious in those spots.

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14 posted on 10/19/2012 5:37:59 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: hinckley buzzard

the radical left have been unhinged for years but seeing them get like they are now is a good laugh.

Quickly off topic.
I saw my first obama yard sign today, yep it;s off a family who has just moved to FL from NY, who have not changed their plates to FL plates, they don;t work, they live on welfare, their kids are always in trouble at school. They have big attitudes, they live like pigs , they have to be the dumbest folks I have met for some time and yep they had the only yard sign I have seen in my county.

That sums up the typical obama voter


15 posted on 10/19/2012 5:38:55 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: hinckley buzzard
"I don't go to DU all the time,..."

Made me think of the worlds most exciting man...."I don't go to DU that often but when I do I drink ten Dos Equis beforehand.

16 posted on 10/19/2012 5:40:22 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Dr Erkel and Mr. Jive...lurking the streets of DC)
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To: cripplecreek
"In my time, and on my level, I was vicious in those spots."

If ya have to "brag" about it....

17 posted on 10/19/2012 5:43:00 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Time for the Five Finger Death Punch"

"I kill you with 1 finger"

18 posted on 10/19/2012 5:44:42 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is going to be HILARIOUS to watch on Election Night. Here is a sneak preview of the FUn ahead in this Pitt POST from today:

One party is trying to pass laws to restrict voting. One party is deploying thugs to intimidate voters at the polls. One party is putting up billboards like this in minority communities. One party is having their people get arrested for throwing completed voter registration forms into a dumpster.

Some day - SOME DAY - the f*cking complacent complicit goddam useless "mainstream" get-f*cked media will actually call this fascist shit for what it is. Even this article below tap-dances around the fact that IT IS THE F*CKING REPUBLICANS AND THEIR RIGHT-WING ALLIES who are pulling this shit.

Say it. Just f*cking SAY IT.

I f*cking hate these people.

Hey Pitt! Care to give us that lecture about civility again?

19 posted on 10/19/2012 5:45:10 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: manc

Just moved from NY eh? Bet my left gonad they will vote there as well as FL...........Too bad you have no easy way to bust them.


20 posted on 10/19/2012 5:53:52 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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