[bakeneko]

My all time favorite is Melville’s discourse on Chowder in Moby Dick... “Hear me, sweet friends....”

[spokeshave]

My all time literature quote is "he was taking tea with Polonius"

Followed by a quote from the "Blind Samurai' after getting out of a three day jail sentence:

"They beat me for three days....completely relieved my stiff back"