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DUmmie FUnnies 10-22-12 (What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election?)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 22, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/22/2012 5:12:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
[I will be sent away to a Walmart Detention Center. . . .]

They're now being remodeled as Bain Reeducation Centers:


21 posted on 10/22/2012 6:02:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: hkusp40
If Romney Win’s, I believe Aaron Sorkin will be prepared to accomodate the “woulda-shoulda-coulda”...

"The West Wing II", now with more melanin!

Oh, I'm sorry, was that my outside voice?

22 posted on 10/22/2012 6:10:39 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Translation: They will take my free candy.


23 posted on 10/22/2012 6:15:19 AM PDT by bray (Islam- A billion medieval savages can't be wrong!)
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To: TNoldman

Nov.7th - fundamental physics demonstrations by the “makers” for the “takers”.


24 posted on 10/22/2012 6:17:31 AM PDT by Noumenon (“...the other side wants everything in America to be free, except us.” -- Paul Ryan)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmie Underground Resistance Fighters (DURF) are hunkered down in their Perfect Rovian Storm Cellars. The walls are lined with canned goods and powdered instant foods. Cartons of triage milk and jugs of distilled water are stacked on the floor. The Resistance Fighters, their faces full of concern and working-class nobility, are huddled in groups around their shortwave radios. A man is trying to pick up the signal. A woman is holding her crying baby. "Any word, Will?" "No, Nadin, I can't raise them."

Meanwhile, overhead, bands of young men in shortsleeved white shirts and neckties are going from house to house, confiscating coffee and looking for Progs to take to the Bain Reeducation Centers.


And a tumbleweed blows across the dusty prairie.

Welcome to Mitt Romney's America.

25 posted on 10/22/2012 6:18:30 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: Tupelo

In a way it’s quite disconcerting. We have virtually nothing in common with a significant portion of our own countrymen. It’s a house divided; how can it stand?

Imo, it all devolves from the rejection of God, and the acceptance of moral relativism. Insanity ensues.


26 posted on 10/22/2012 6:21:47 AM PDT by ecomcon
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To: PJ-Comix
Pretty sure the world will end

At least mankind will be wiped out--which will be good for the planet, won't it? See, some good CAN come out of this!

27 posted on 10/22/2012 6:23:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL - Excellent!


28 posted on 10/22/2012 6:24:14 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: PJ-Comix
The climate will be perfect. . . .

That's what I'm talking about!

29 posted on 10/22/2012 6:25:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: PJ-Comix
In other words, a permanent coup.

A permanent coupon? That's music to PJ's ears!

30 posted on 10/22/2012 6:28:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: PJ-Comix
A foreigner will steal my job and I will die in the gutter

Pitt sounds dejected.


31 posted on 10/22/2012 6:31:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: PJ-Comix

BTW, PJ, this could be a DUbble DUFU Monday. I’m working on an idea.


32 posted on 10/22/2012 6:35:02 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey DUmmies, don’t get to worked up. The world is already going to end on 12/21, the Mayans told us so! This election is really irrelevant and you should just skip it.


33 posted on 10/22/2012 6:36:45 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Their biggest fear should be that Romney will be true to his word, and open up federal lands and shores for drilling, rescind Dodd-Frank, and reform taxes such that an economic recovery will begin in rapid fashion. By June, liberal fiscal policies should be thoroughly discredited. Keynesianism too.

Benghazi already discredited liberal appeasement as foreign policy.


34 posted on 10/22/2012 6:36:45 AM PDT by wayoverontheright
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To: I want the USA back
Two days after the Romney inauguration the papers will rediscover the homeless. The number of people in poverty will triple

That would happen anyway once they start correcting the phony bullsh*t numbers they've been putting out for four years.


35 posted on 10/22/2012 6:40:00 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: PJ-Comix
I've got a liberal friend (trying to save her)... That is sure, sure that if elected Romney will single handedly.... Ban all abortions; cut taxes on "the rich"to nothing; raise taxes on the middle class; deny her and everyone like her healthcare; ban gay marriage everywhere; take away her right to vote; take away minorities' right to vote.

Yes, she is serious about those last two. This is the depth of the disconnect from reality the brainwashing by the left has produced. Sure, stopping abortions, saving lives is a great idea, hope we win there. But that won't be Mitt single-handed.

36 posted on 10/22/2012 7:00:21 AM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Basically business will see it as open season on labor in general.

Jobs! Jobs will make a comeback, the horror of capitalistic exploitation as people work *gasp* for their supper instead of getting all they need from benevolent leaders like Obama. (/sarcasm)

37 posted on 10/22/2012 7:02:12 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Into the top 40 like Kasey Kasem on his walker!!


38 posted on 10/22/2012 8:18:35 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: albie
I shutter to think that My freedom and liberty will be restored.

I think they really shudder to think that their neighbor's freedom and liberty will be restored. The DU'ers are obviously willing to forgo freedom and liberty for themselves, as long as others are restrained.

39 posted on 10/22/2012 8:49:44 AM PDT by MissNomer
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To: Arrowhead1952
One thing that occurs to me is that if they want "free" universal health care, there is a way to get it. It's not easy, but it's good for your lifetime, and covers a lot of your health concerns.

ENLIST! The VA might not be the best, but what can you expect from government managed care? And payment is purely based on income and available insurance.

It might be more of a sacrifice than the "bright" ones are willing to make, however...

40 posted on 10/22/2012 8:58:08 AM PDT by jonascord (Democrats are the people on the Left Side of the IQ Bell Curve.)
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