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DUmmie FUnnies 10-23-12 (All Out DUmmie Panic Attack to Commence this Weekend)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 23, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/23/2012 10:17:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I think we can now pinpoint when the full scale no holds barred DUmmie panic attack begins. It will be this weekend. How do I know? Because right now the DUmmies were shaken up by the latest Rasmussen poll showing Romney up by 50 to 46 which also closely matches the Gallup poll results. So why this weekend? Because the nervous DUmmies are holding out the hope that somehow Obama with his Sling Blade Stare during last night's debate can turn it all around as you can see in this THREAD, "Rasmussen." When the poll results are released this Sunday and no major change is shown, that is when the FUn begins in DUmmieland and their Fantasy Walls come tumbling down. So now let us watch the DUmmies praying for the debate to somehow change things by this weekend's polls in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, already preparing the DUFU machinery to mine this weekend's comedy gold nuggests, is in the [barackets]:

Rasmussen

[Uh-Oh!]

Rasmussen has not yet updated but I have a feeling when it does some of us aren't gonna be happy. Lets remember our guy won the debate last night but it takes a few days for things to trend down and we'll see our good results in a few days.

[Yes, hold out in Fort Fantasy until this weekend to find out that the cavalry will NOT arrive.]

Why isn't this changing for us?

[Because people made up their minds after the first debate when Obama decided it was more important to visit Hoover Dam than to do his debate homework.]

Good god...it takes days for polls to show any bounce.

[Yes, wait until this Sunday and then hit the Panic Button.]

Is that why Intrade went from 39% to middle 40s? One stupid rasmussen report at +4?. Intrade went up to 47? It is now fluctuation from lower 40s. Is something Major going on? I never saw a jump that big so quick. 11% in a few hours. As long as its just nonsense and not a news story then its just noise. If I had romney shares I would sell them all now. and everyone is buying them?

[You will be saying the same thing about the Obama Intrade shares in a week.]

rasmussen is moving toward gallup. not good at all.

[Wait until Sunday and all will be well...NOT!]

i expected gallup to come back to rasmussen, not the other way around.

[Oops!]

Ok. I'm panicking now. I keep expecting these numbers to get better and they're not. Is it just a matter of time before the state polls start reflecting this?

[You should go to sleep until Sunday when you can wake up in time for your L-Pill.]

This sucks. I cannot believe it's so close. I know we have the electoral lead, but I'm terrified at the thought of Republicans winning and being rewarded for being assholes the last 4 years.

[Even worse will the the thought of eternal mockery from the DUmmie FUnnies. See you, Sunday!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; gallup; obama; rasmussen
The FUn begins this Sunday when cruel reality slaps the DUmmies hard. There will be NO poll salvation due to last night's debate.
1 posted on 10/23/2012 10:17:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 10/23/2012 10:20:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Earliest in!


3 posted on 10/23/2012 10:23:46 AM PDT by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds, in being a one term president.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?


4 posted on 10/23/2012 10:27:26 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: PJ-Comix

Countdown to shadenfreude...


5 posted on 10/23/2012 10:29:54 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: PJ-Comix

I really just want the next two weeks to fly by so we can get this vote over with! I’m ready!


6 posted on 10/23/2012 10:30:39 AM PDT by samiam1972 ("It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."-Mother Teresa)
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To: bigbob

We call it “Freudenschade” here.


7 posted on 10/23/2012 10:31:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; cripplecreek

Top Ten, the day before the Detroit Tigers begin their methodical march to be World Series Campions.


8 posted on 10/23/2012 10:31:11 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Don't suppose Zippy will throw out the first pitch?

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9 posted on 10/23/2012 10:36:59 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: PJ-Comix

How is the weather in Shaden land these days?
Rainy with a chance for storms over the weekend?


10 posted on 10/23/2012 10:37:39 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

But, But according to the LSM Obama won the last two debates!!! why is this happening??? Why???


11 posted on 10/23/2012 10:38:18 AM PDT by erod
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; cripplecreek; bigbob

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12 posted on 10/23/2012 10:38:58 AM PDT by bcsco (Bourbon gets better with age...I age better with Bourbon.)
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To: PJ-Comix

All the worse since rassmussen ate the blue pill.


13 posted on 10/23/2012 10:46:11 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

[Yes, hold out in Fort Fantasy until this weekend to find out that the cavalry will NOT arrive.]

They had best not rely on the cavalry, their boy-moron the kenyan has already said that there is no cavalry anymore.

FUBO & FAD


14 posted on 10/23/2012 10:47:33 AM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: PJ-Comix
Why isn't this changing for us?

But the DUmmies voted for hope and change!! How is that change working for you now??

15 posted on 10/23/2012 10:50:06 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: PJ-Comix

YOUR ALL CONCERN TROLLS!!!!!!!

Last words of the Captain of the Titanic.


16 posted on 10/23/2012 10:50:50 AM PDT by Blackirish
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To: RJS1950

The cavalry is coming!!! NO CONCERNING!!!

Last words of Custer’s bugler.


17 posted on 10/23/2012 10:56:59 AM PDT by Blackirish
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To: PJ-Comix

Looks like Rasmussen has joined the Gallup club

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_swing_state_tracking_poll


18 posted on 10/23/2012 10:57:01 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ok. I'm panicking now. I keep expecting these numbers to get better and they're not. Is it just a matter of time before the state polls start reflecting this?

There's always that one DUmmie comment that shows that they haven't all lost touch with reality. Yes the state polls lag behind. But they're coming. Bwahahahaha.

November 7th:

Okay, the FReepers are gloating because Romney got 319 electoral votes. Do I panic now?

No! Don't panic yet! They're just cherry-picking the EV poll. Obama still looks good in the PPP poll!

19 posted on 10/23/2012 11:27:49 AM PDT by verum ago (Some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
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To: Blackirish

Custer...let’s not forget that it was Lt Custer and a small band of union cavalry who at least temporarily held off a large confederate cavalry force coming from the rear of union lines while Picket’s charge was going on.


20 posted on 10/23/2012 11:33:51 AM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: PJ-Comix

Look at the debates as a prize fight. In the first round or first debate, Romney knocked the champion down repeatedly and basically won the presidency. It doesn’t matter if Obama got in more jabs in the last two rounds, the public sees him as a loser. Romney’s much harder punches in the first round which flattened Obama through the debate won it for Romney. In short, Romney got in all the hard punches. By the last debate, Obama was looking like the challenger and Romney the champion.


21 posted on 10/23/2012 11:40:04 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

“Top Ten, the day before the Detroit Tigers begin their methodical march to be World Series Campions.”

Worth repeating!

I have a dilemma. I bought a bottle of champaign that I thought would be popped to celebrate the USSC overturning Obamacare. It is still sitting in my fridge unopened...

Here is where I need some advice. Do I pop it to celebrate the Tigers WS Championship or do I wait until late on Novemember 6th?


22 posted on 10/23/2012 12:15:45 PM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix
rasmussen is moving toward gallup. not good at all.

Romney is galluping towards victory.

23 posted on 10/23/2012 12:43:14 PM PDT by mikrofon (At the 3/4 Poll....)
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To: PJ-Comix

TOP 30!!!


24 posted on 10/23/2012 12:58:48 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: PJ-Comix

All the wraps on Reality are coming off for the DUmmies. They should be whipped into a frenzy of despair over the next two weeks.


25 posted on 10/23/2012 1:28:18 PM PDT by arrogantsob (The Disaster MUST Go. Sarah herself supports Romney.)
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To: samiam1972

Amen....but you know how it goes. It will be the LONGEST 2 weeks ever!

Oy vey!


26 posted on 10/23/2012 2:50:09 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: cripplecreek

Lol


27 posted on 10/23/2012 3:09:20 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: cripplecreek

:: Don’t suppose Zippy will throw out the first pitch? ::

I’ve seen him “throw” and the following occur to me:

1. Game one in San Fran? He’ll feel at home there.
2. If he’s pitching early at ATT, he’ll be catching later in Castro!


28 posted on 10/24/2012 5:47:42 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: CSM

Meant to copy you on my post #28.


29 posted on 10/24/2012 5:49:07 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: arrogantsob

The DUmmies deal only in fantasy, not reality.
I spent 4 years over there trying to argue facts and common sense with them, made it to around 4,000 posts before they got tired of trying to refute actual facts.

Their frantic response to the polls will be the leftist standard rhetoric: stupid brainwashed voters, right-wing media conspiracy (LOL) and stolen election.


30 posted on 10/25/2012 7:21:35 AM PDT by TimInKC
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