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DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-12 ("Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 26, 2012 | Lena Dunham, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/26/2012 9:36:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Imagine if Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, and Sandra Fluke got together and somehow were able to produce a child. Sandy was off her pills one month, Rachel was feeling randy, and Janeane was in there somewhere, too. So assuming this dérange à trois could produce offspring, what would it look like? Answer: Lena Dunham.

Who is Lena Dunham, you ask? Well, I had to ask, too, when I came across that name last night. When I first saw it, I thought it said "Leon Durham," the old first baseman for my Chicago Cubs. Leon Durham--the guy who let that ground ball go through his legs against the Padres (pulling a Buckner two years before Buckner), thus costing the Cubs a trip to the World Series. Yeah, that Leon Durham. I still get upset about it.

But I digress. Back to Lena Dunham. It turns out left-leaning Lena is some actress type on a show I've never heard of. But apparently a few people do watch her show--about 30 or 40 college-age girls, it seems. That would be the demographic the Obama campaign is going after with a new YouTube VIDEO that Lena Dunham did for them, called "Your First Time."

The theme of the video is Ms. Dunham comparing premarital sex with voting for Barack Obama. The first time you fornicate, it should be with a great guy, and that guy is Barack Obama. He's Mr. Dreamy. So lay down on your back, open wide, and pull the lever. That's about the size of it. Sluts for Obama. I kid you not.

Now wait a minute. . . . Dunham, Dunham--where have I heard that name before? That's right! Stanley Ann Dunham and her boy Barry! Maybe Lena and Our President are related, on the freaky white Dunham side. That would explain the weirdness. Call in Henry Louis Gates, and he can do a DNA test.

So Lena Dunham has done this "Your First Time" video, and it has gone viral. Ewww, maybe I should rephrase that. It has taken off faster than Big Bird on a binder full of horses. Besides lighting up Lena, BO gives the DUmmies the Big "O," too, and so they luv the vid, of course. Witness this THREAD, "Lena Dunham (of HBOs "Girls"): Your First Time." You can view the video embedded--no pun intended--at that DUmmieland link, in case the YouTube link doesn't work.

But before we get to the debauched DUmmies, let us first hear from the deflowered Ms. Dunham herself--we'll call this part the DUnham FUnnies--in Baboon Butt Red, while the commentary of your gobsmacked humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping this Dunham video is seen by millions, since it will cause all decent and civilized people to vote for Romney, is in the [Barackets]:

Your first time shouldn't be with just anybody. You want to do it with a great guy. It should be with a guy with beautiful . . .

[. . . contraceptives.]

Someone who really cares about and understands women.

[Someone like, oh, Ted Kennedy or Bill Clinton.]

A guy who cares whether you get health insurance, and specifically whether you get birth control.

[But only if you don't have to pay for it yourself.]

The consequences are huge.

[Hugh, I tell you!]

You want to do it with a guy who brought the troops out of Iraq.

[And pulled the security team out of Benghazi.]

You don't want a guy who says, "Oh hey, I'm at the library studying," when he's really out not signing the Lilly Ledbetter Act.

[ICK! You DON'T want to do the Sandra Fluke Act with HIM!]

Or who thinks that gay people should never have beautiful, complicated weddings of the kind we see on Bravo or TLC all the time.

[It's a FUnnie world nowadays, isn't it? The heterosexuals DON'T want to get married, and the homos DO!]

It's a fun game to say, "Who are you voting for?" and they say "I don't want to tell you," and you say, "No, who are you voting for?" and they go, "Guess!"

[Wheeeee!!! It's FUn!]

Think about how you want to spend those four years. In college-age time, that's 150 years.

[And after those 150 years, you still won't be able to get a job.]

Also, it's super uncool to be out and about and someone says, "Did you vote?" and "No, I didn't vote, I wasn't ready."

[So make sure that you ARE ready! All you college-age girls, be sure and GET OUT THERE AND VOTE on November 7th!]

My first time voting was amazing. It was this line in the sand.

[Kind of like the Fluke bedroom, where's there's a line in the Sandra.]

Before I was a girl. Now I was a woman.

[And now I'm making this idiotic ad.]

I went to the polling station and pulled back the curtain.

[I was ready to be polled.]

I voted for Barack Obama.

[Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! You did it with Mr. Dreamy! And once you've done Barack, you'll never go back! . . . But, but, wait. . . . Lena, I read on your bio that you are 26 years old. That means that the first time you were eligible to vote was in . . . in 2004, not 2008. Hmmm. . . . Did you not vote for Jean-Francois Kerry?? You know, the guy who served in Vietnam? Are you saying Kerry was slut-boated? Were you not ready? Or were you saving yourself for Barack?]

[The DUmmies now dig on Dunham . . .]

Lena Dunham (of HBOs "Girls")

[Now she's one of BHO's "Girls."]

Your First Time

[Virginia is in a swing state.]

Cute

[Cute, with cooties.]

I just saw it and came to see if it had been posted.

[Oh, she's been posted, alright.]

Oh, and it's pissing off the creepy Republicans, so... YAY!!

[YAY for offending all decent and civilized people and driving them to vote for Romney!!]

Yes, they are trashing it big time.

[Lena scores high in the trash poll!]

She's voting with her lady parts!

[T M I !!]

Can't wait for the follow up video.

[I can see it now: "I Was Barack's Baby Mama!" Stay classy, Obama campaign!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: debauched; deflowered; deranged; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; dunham; dunhamfunnies; gracedunham; homosexualagenda; lenadunham; leondurham; obama; slutsforobama; truthrevolt; twitter
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To: kimchi lover

I know. It’s pretty disgusting.


61 posted on 10/26/2012 1:58:46 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: FredZarguna
Lazamataz: (reluctantly) Yes.

(Court erupts into shouting, several people rush the witness stand with clenched fists)

62 posted on 10/26/2012 2:00:07 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: Gay State Conservative; Cyber Liberty

You know, Lena's got a pretty serious blotch developing there on her right arm. She ought to get that looked at. Antibiotics might help.

63 posted on 10/26/2012 2:01:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You want to do it with a guy who brought the troops out of Iraq.

Premature Withdrawal Preferred

64 posted on 10/26/2012 2:02:20 PM PDT by mikrofon (Lena Dunham -> Unheld a Man)
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To: Charles Henrickson
My first time voting was amazing. It was this line in the sand.

Lateral move from the head in the sand...

65 posted on 10/26/2012 2:07:24 PM PDT by mikrofon (Lena Dunham -> Unladen Ham)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’d have to be beyond drunk to even consider this fat little ugly woman.

I bet she’s a whiny little b**** too.


66 posted on 10/26/2012 2:08:27 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are just useful idiots.)
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To: Lazamataz; FredZarguna
Gloria Allred: Would you hit me?

Lazamataz: (reluctantly) Yes.


67 posted on 10/26/2012 2:09:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Lazamataz
Judge: Order in the Court! (banging gavel furiously) I will have Order in this Court! Mr. Mataz, you are hereby sentenced to one year's house arrest. Bailiff: make sure you place the restraint bracelet around the offending member; clearly an anklet will not be adequate bring this reprobate's impulses under control.

Lazamataz: What about time off for good behavior?

Judge: [With apologies to Cheech and Chong] Bailiff, whack his Pee-Pee. He is clearly trying to make a mockery of this court. "Good behavior" indeed! You sir are in contempt!

68 posted on 10/26/2012 2:12:51 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
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To: GraceG
Photobucket

I always wondered about their relationship...

69 posted on 10/26/2012 2:13:03 PM PDT by mikrofon (But $oro$ pulls ALL the $tring$)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Guaranteed if you hit it her way, that’s one big ‘E’...


70 posted on 10/26/2012 2:26:00 PM PDT by mikrofon (World Series Break BUMP)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Should have said, “hung over”...but if you like that version better, who am I to judge? :-)


71 posted on 10/26/2012 3:03:18 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: mikrofon

Dude, that’s not where her head is stuck.


72 posted on 10/26/2012 3:05:18 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Lazamataz

“And that, for most women, is a little painful, definitely unsatisfying, and usually ends in a bloody mess.”

Classy !

.


73 posted on 10/26/2012 3:44:00 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Charles Henrickson; All
Imagine if Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, and Sandra Fluke got together and somehow were able to produce a child.

It would look worse then an offspring of Helen Thomas and Nancy Pelosi

(No Pictucts of Ms. Thomas Please)

Who is Lena Dunham, you ask?

Some no talent, who thinks she does, I guess...

The theme of the video is Ms. Dunham comparing premarital sex with voting for Barack Obama

True... either way you will get SCREWED!!! /lol

Your first time shouldn't be with just anybody. You want to do it with a great guy

As a guy, my first time is with a FEMALE (maybe in DUmmieland it would be unusual!!). Always been with a female!! (and only now with Wife!!)

Someone who really cares about and understands women.

[Someone like, oh, Ted Kennedy or Bill Clinton.]

Or the local sex offender (with Ms Durham's look... she looks like she could only get them...)

You want to do it with a guy who brought the troops out of Iraq.

I doubt that FLOTUS would like that...(unless it is a 3-some)

who thinks that gay people should never have beautiful, complicated weddings of the kind we see on Bravo or TLC all the time.

Bravo -- Obama Supporters TV Network...TLC = The LIBERAL Channel

Think about how you want to spend those four years

That is what I did wrong when I was in College... I studied...I'll tell my kids to have SEX EVERYDAY and not study when they go to college!!

Before I was a girl. Now I was a woman.

You are are STILL DUmb...

I voted for Barack Obama.

And you helped SCREWED the taxpayers and the SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS voting for BO...

Can't wait for the follow up video.

The FOLLOW UP VIDEO will be OBAMA telling the AMERICAN PEOPLE that he lost to Romney!!!

74 posted on 10/26/2012 4:08:24 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Lazamataz
GA(ga)mataz is waiting. And she has cue cards, just in case your "reluctance" gets the better of your instincts ...

Photobucket

75 posted on 10/26/2012 4:18:09 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
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To: FredZarguna; Lazamataz

76 posted on 10/26/2012 4:23:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

NICE!!!

I am stealing your concept for a series of pics of Obama. Do you wish to be credited?


77 posted on 10/26/2012 4:27:41 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: Mears
Classy !

Another Satisfied Customer!™

78 posted on 10/26/2012 4:29:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: FredZarguna; Lazamataz

“Mr. Mataz” BWAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!

WAAAAAAAH!


79 posted on 10/26/2012 4:34:39 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: Lazamataz; edzo4
I got that pic from edzo4, who posted it on my Gloria Allred DUFU the other day.
80 posted on 10/26/2012 4:35:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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